Victoria Germyn is a hot model from Instagram who I follow…and who I recommend you FOLLOW …but don’t listen to me – I follow 7500 girls who get naked or half naked in shoots, I am pretty easy to please and don’t care about follow / to followed ratio…if there are tits…in LA looking pics…I’m there….following it in a way they want to be followed and not in a follow her home from some party way they don’t want to be followed….because there are different kinds of following…some acceptable….both equally creepy since I don’t know these half naked girls…. She is Swedish, like my IKEA breakfast this morning, not very Swedish at all…and she was recruited by her scout at 12…which in America is called Catch a Predator The post Victoria Germyn is a Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I find Scarlett Johansson so ugly…even with her tits out…in whatever this is. She is old now….and I understand that in 2004 when she was first starting out, being the chubby girl with chubby tits in movies like Ghost World, she was exciting to the perverts…but the fact that people still think she’s hot, 14 years later is crazy. It’s like you people need to find new pussy to obsess over, you know like Scarlett Johansson was once the new pussy people obsessed over, instead of focusing on the old shit….that is old shit… So anyone still excited by her, and they are out there, I heard someone at a strip club the other day say “she’s as hot as Scarlett Johansson”…which to me translates to “I am influenced by Hollywood marketing and the media as a whole and I am so out of touch my hot references are in their 40s now”… But she still got tit. FOR MORE PHOTOS FROM THE PEOPLES CHOICE AWARDS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Scarlett Johansson Got Them Titties On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Scarlett Johansson is in a terrible shoot for Vanity Fair, celebrating how terrible movies have become, by featuring all the comic book heros from the movies in a shitty fucking photoshoot… It’s too bad that comic book shit is all the studios make money off of, the same boring story, over and over again with some virgin loser’s idol…a character they grew up on resonates with everyone…while good stories of real human experience gets back burnered cuz movies are about escaping and theatres need to be filled..fine, whatever, I don’t care.. I just don’t understand why all these people look like garbage, even though we know they are garbage. Not to mention Scarlett Johansson is not hot, not exciting, she expired long ago….but more importantly Gwyneth Paltrow is fucking vile…what is this bootleg shit? How are people into this… Makes No Sense. The post Scarlett Johansson and Other Sluts for Vanity Fair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s me trying to stay relevant with a YOUTUBER who is trying to stay relevant…her name is The Real Kim J and she’s got a bunch of followers or subscribers and she talks about shit like losing 30 pounds..that’s about as deep as I got into her programming to really realize I don’t really need to know anything more about her…but that I am willing to post her nudes, even though they terrify me, because I figure young people follower her, and I want young people to follow me to carry the site into the next generation of internet smut…. I am sure someone out there will be into this…her fan or whatever….but I figure if you’re playing off Kim K, being Kim K, do the sex tape…not the nude selfies…dick in low grade women..makes them more interesting. The post YouTuber Kim Johansson Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The 42nd season of Saturday Night Live came to an end this week, and for the first time in quite a long time, the show will be widely missed during its summer hiatus. Of course, that’s almost entirely due to Alec Baldwin’s Trump impression and Melissa McCarthy’s Sean Spicer, as the show’s non-political sketches remained wildly uneven. (We’re sure to incur the wrath of the entire Internet for saying this, but when David S. Pumpkins provided the season’s most quotable bit, you know you didn’t exactly knock it out of the park.) But as is usually the case with SNL, there were just enough highlights to keep us tuning in week after week: Kate McKinnon remains as sharp as ever. Leslie Jones’ mock romance with Kyle Mooney was a running gag that never wore out its welcome. And of course, Colin Jost and Michael Che’s Weekend Update provided some of television’s most genuinely LOL-worthy takes on the apocalyptic three-ring circus that is the Trump administration. And it seems one of this season’s most high-profile hosts was duly impressed by the incisive commentary and easy raport of the segment’s dual anchors: As you may have heard, Scarlett Johannson is newly single following her divorce from Romain Dauriac . Or perhaps we should say she was newly single, as Radar Online reports that ScarJo has been smitten with Jost ever since she hosted SNL earlier this season. The site reports that when Johansson stopped by the show to briefly reprise her role as Ivanka Trump she and Jost were inseparable throughout much of the night. “ScarJo hung out in Colin’s dressing room all show [on Saturday],” an insider close to the show tells Radar. “They went to the after party together.” The source says Jost and Johansson made no effort to hide the fact that they’re romantically involved. “It wasn’t like they showed up separately and met for the first time,” the insider added. “She was after him and all over him. He was star struck.” Interestingly, it seems Johansson was the one who pursued Jost: “She’s the one pushing for it,” says the source. “They met when she hosted the show months ago and have been talking ever since.” Another source close to the show confirmed the rumors to Page Six: “Scarlett and Colin were making out at the bar at the ‘SNL’ season finale party at 30 Rock … They would make out a bit, then go back to talking,” says the source. There you have it, kids. Start working on your Mike Pence jabs and your self-deprecating smirk and you too can have a chance with the most beautiful women in Hollywood.
I’ve tried to ignore it. I’ve tried to pretend it’s not happening. But there’s no use in fighting it any longer: I’m sorry to report that Scarlett Johansson , AKA formerly one of the hottest women in the world, now looks like a professional Hillary Clinton impersonator thanks to that hipster haircut of hers. All she needs now is a pantsuit. But don’t worry, at least we’ve still got the archives until it grows back out. Or her agent buys her some hair extensions. Continue reading →
I take it these photos were taken before Scarlett Johansson transitioned into Hillary Clinton . Here is the latest GQ France and probably the last time we’ll get to enjoy ScarJo’s glorious cleavage and nice hair. Sad!
