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Billie Jane by Julien for stepGIRLS of the Day

Our resident photographic genius Julien Archembault got together with our resident stepGIRL baby we call Billie Jane and created this fun editiorial that screams “hey fashion magazines with huge budgets trying to survive in the new media landscape and other unknown publications that aren’t even publications but have 1,000,000 followers on social media because they understand how to SHARE FOR SHARE”….that we’re contenders, and really, despite being lazy, slow moving, uninspired, unmotivated, not a team player willing to suck up to cunts, we are going to fucking win…kill and destroy all you motherfuckers…that..or I’ll just nap… You know, I started the site in 2004, was flagged porn in 2004, all my blogger friends made millions, when I maxed out credit cards to pay for a server, and I’m still broke as fuck still doing this, which makes me more dangerous or crazy than the assholes who made it, they’re soft, have no souls and sold the fuck out.. Well… We’re here to kill you motherfuckers….follow us on instagram …then go fuck yourselves… With Love, Jesus Martinez… DrunkenStepfather.com The post Billie Jane by Julien for stepGIRLS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley Tries on Wetsuits of the Day

Surf Slut and Instagram whore who I adore Anastasia Ashley seems to be bored of her posting her standard bikini pics and figured…the world deserves a little more of what made her a famous surf personality at least on social media…and that’s by doing a nice aggressive “hey instagram models I can win at your posting slutty pic game”…because her ass speaks directly to our fucking souls…it’s an ass built on being in a half squat from the age of 7 to now… Or maybe she’s just “trying on a wetsuit”…and someone accidentally took a pic that she accidentally posted…since men are really fucking into wetsuits…. What a whore…a perfect assed whore…I should try to trick her into making me babies….to make her less of a whore and more…of a respectable legitimate woman in the community with child…until they find out I’m the dad…. The post Anastasia Ashley Tries on Wetsuits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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