14 hours ago, the Irish Independent reported that Nicole Scherzinger was Gushing Over How In Love she is with Lewis Hamilton … Where I’m from, gushing means squirting….and I don’t think Nicole Scherzinger can do that, because of her penis….at least that’s what one of the Pussycat Doll roadies told me…and I don’t think it’s true, she’s just got a hot fit body… 48 hours ago, Lewis Hamilton was in Montreal for the Grand Prix F1 race, but more importantly, he was in a club checking out one of our most infamous and important stepGIRLS TALULA WILDE and our friend KAREL was there to capture the moment…that we assume was just a moment…because TALULA hasn’t answered my texts or calls asking and isn’t giving me any details… I guess stepGIRLS like to keep some things from their DrunkenStepfather…but a picture, even when out of context…says 1000 words…when you’re a pervert like me with a decent sized imagination…. I guess the life lesson in all this is watch out who you’re checking out while there is a camera around, because she might be a stepGIRL….
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Lewis Hamilton’s #WCW is a stepGIRL of the Day
