Ariel Winter ‘s career as a busty Instagram model is in full swing. She even mastered the “I’m not interested” pose. This is one every InstaChick does and I guess they think that this is how a real model should look. Anyway, good thing for those chesticles. Love’em!
Kate Hudson, celebrity daughter turned celebrity, who has been the leading lady in a bunch of movies over the course of her career, that was so challenging to get, seeing as her parents were pretty fucking connected, more interestingly has had far more roles as the leading lady in sex with rich LA dudes…seriously, everyone has fucked this ass… She’s in her late 30s now, a mom of at least one kid, but her little booty she’s always had, is still looking a good amount of round, so why not post it on instagram for her groupies and fans…because her ass is what all of us want to see of her…we’re not interested in her barely there tits…her old lady face….or her used up mom vagina… I guess what it comes down to is that I like seeing girls posting booty pics..even when they are old, washed up, ladies..I am so deep as a thinker…a modern day philosopher.. The post Kate Hudson Booty Pop in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Hudson, celebrity daughter turned celebrity, who has been the leading lady in a bunch of movies over the course of her career, that was so challenging to get, seeing as her parents were pretty fucking connected, more interestingly has had far more roles as the leading lady in sex with rich LA dudes…seriously, everyone has fucked this ass… She’s in her late 30s now, a mom of at least one kid, but her little booty she’s always had, is still looking a good amount of round, so why not post it on instagram for her groupies and fans…because her ass is what all of us want to see of her…we’re not interested in her barely there tits…her old lady face….or her used up mom vagina… I guess what it comes down to is that I like seeing girls posting booty pics..even when they are old, washed up, ladies..I am so deep as a thinker…a modern day philosopher.. The post Kate Hudson Booty Pop in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is silly. I am not interested in Demi Lovato. I am a firm believer that she would have died back when she had a little drug addiction and pretended to be bipolar…before figuring she could use that to justify her love of her chubby body, but more important, to exploit gay people, and sexuality, by calling a group of gay men “Confident Bitches”….because she’s committed to the Fag Hagging…in the most generic way.. She is from Disney. Never trust one of those Nazis.. So along with her trying to get the gay market, singing her shitty fucking song, she had two half naked male dancers, one with a giant boner…hilarious troll…that may or may not have been her doing…he looks like Wilmer Valderamma…so you never know…#mexicans be crazy, or they’ll pretend to be crazy as the foundation of their whole marketing campaign..and brand…because it allows flexibility in their look, their weight, and their overall attitude of love your body and love whoever you want to love…like she is rumored to have loved Miley in a sex tape from Nashville… Those Disney girls are fucking crazy…Never trust one of those Nazis.. The post Gay Penis VS Demi Lovato of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Selena Gomez single, and, apparently, she doesn’t want to mingle. The former girlfriend of Justin Bieber isn’t interested in dating. And she even sent a message to any interested guys to back the f–k up. Ok, she only said don’t try “to date her right now.” But we think that was just a polite was of telling the Beebs (and everyone else) to eff off. Recently, Selena said she would never use Tinder . And we just assumed that she didn’t want to resort to a shady hook-up app to meet someone. But it looks like she isn’t interested in meeting anyone at all. In a recent interview, the singer blatantly stated that she is not interested in dating at all right now. This isn’t the first time Selena has mentioned that she doesn’t want to date. In an interview with Flare, she mentioned that dating is “not my focus.” “I’m really stoked about being with myself right now.” Selena admitted on Ellen DeGeneres’ show that she has been occasionally going on dates. But she doesn’t seem to be enjoying it much. “I’ve been dating. It’s very fun. Ish,” she said. So it looks like all those rumors of Selena and Justin Bieber getting back together aren’t true after all. Not surprised.
Reports of Angelina Jolie cheating on Brad Pitt with their kids’ nanny – a woman, Lena Gould – have taken the Internet by storm this week. As Jennifer Garner learned the hard way, hiring hot nannies can come back to haunt you. But who would’ve guessed Angie would do the cheating?! Alleged cheating. We repeat: Alleged. It’s far from confirmed that Angelina Jolie is now the female version of Ben Affleck or that Lena Gould is the female Christine Ouzounian . (We just had to write that sentence.) But according to an all new report, Angelina has gotten VERY cozy with Gould, even holding hands with her while out and about in public! Says an insider close to Jolie: “[Angelina] acknowledged she had bonded with Lena in recent months, spending long nights talking and massaging each other’s bodies.” Wait … what?! View Slideshow: 8 Stars Who Likely Shagged Their Nanny This revelation came after “Brad Pitt demanded to know what was going on between them, [noticing that] Angelina and Lena are inseparable.” “Jolie insisted that she and her nanny just shared an ’emotional connection,'” and reassured Brad he had nothing to worry about, apparently. Does he, though? Angelina is openly bisexual, so in that sense, it’s not out of the realm of possibility for her to hook up with Lena. Crazier things have happened. It’s also no secret that Angie and Brad have been on the rocks, and she was once his mistress, so it’s not like there’s no cheating history there. Maybe Angelina has turned to Lena to fill a void that Brad no longer fills? Or their affair is one of many reasons for Brangelina’s marital strife? No clue. But stay tuned. This could be the story that finally confirms what many have long believed was the inevitable demise of the couple … or just tabloid nonsense. View Slideshow: 28 Bisexual Celebrities
Grandmothers are adorable when they're confused. This is true whether they are smoking weed for the first time or watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape . Or whether they are trying to comprehend the lyrics to Drake and Future's “Jumpman,” as an elderly woman is attempting to do here. In this amazing piece of footage, Mary from The Golden Sisters starts to read the lyrics aloud, pronouncing “Chi-Town” as Chee-Town and asking: “What is that? China Town?” She constantly refers to “dopeman” as “dopamine” and shares that her husband “had to take Dopamine when he had a heart attack, that's how I remember that word.” After growing frustrated, Mary finally loses it a bit, concluding: “I don't wanna really know any of this STUPID POP-CULTURE, I'm not interested in it…This is not Frank Sinatra, Tony Bennett. “Jesus, Drake, I'm really ashamed of you, 'cause I know you're smart…He is, right?” That's debatable.
We are in the tail end of Bella Thorne being 18. Her birthday is Oct 8….meaning one more month to the day before she’s legal…so take it in, pure, innocent, 17 year old girl in a bikini, that is hardly erotic, but erotic enough because you know as well as I know, that this generation of kids, not even Hollywood kids around the shitty behind the glamour of the industry, are so into porn at a young age, that a month isn’t going to change her month….but in the USA, she is criminal to fuck…and she can’t pose nude…but she can cocktease… I am not really interested in young girls, they don’t know how to fuck, they just sort of sit there terrified, and that’s in their early 20s, so I doubt at 17 they’d be any better, so I’m not interested, but I guess as an actor and the pride of her family, she knows how to throwdown and not just because she poses her young body in a bikini…because that’s just the way it is.. So take it in, one more month of Bella Thorne…who is more interesting a 17 year old that her gutter counterparts…the Kardashians… The post Bella Thorne Bikini Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .