Larissa Hofmann sounds Jewish…. but I bet most of the girls at your Jewish studies group don’t look like this….and that most of the girls in your Jewish studies group aren’t underwear models…or getting all naked but then again, it’s very possible that not all Hoffmann’s are Jewish..and that some are Germans…who tried to exterminate the Jews 70 years ago…and that maybe, just maybe I am generalizing about Jewish Studies groups, if that is even a thing, and that there are in fact babes and bikini models, especially if that Jewish studies group is based in LA, because all these Jewish execs have imported models as their wives, and all the Jewish girls with rich parents back home who look good, like Nicola Peltz and other Jewish girls, are able to afford the instagram model life thanks to trust funds…and not ever having to actualy work…while getting naked is just good marketing. WHO KNOWS….she’s naked, not all that hot, but you can see pubic hair in the pool pic and that matters… The post Larissa Hofmann Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know if this is actually Sienna Miller’s leaked nudes, but if they are, they are the best nudes I have ever seen in the history of nudes… I am guessing that that is some lifelike mask of some Ben Stiller motherfucker who I guess she’s sexting and making a joke with….as she poses in traditional slutty porny glamour model poses…something all girls can do…with her mom tits out… It is on a level of different, brilliant, unique, fun and I wish girls I sexted with were this funny and weird….not because I like tits to a man face, but because I like people just having a good time, while getting naked…instead of being all broken about it…because I guess some girls have made it in life ,like Sienna Miller, allowing them to be as silly as they want… I am a fan, but then again I’ve always thought she was great, despite the Herpes I assume she’s got…you know Hollywood types from the UK have to try even harder than Hollywood types from Hollywood and they’ve all got herpes…every last one of them… The post Sienna Miller’s Rumored Nudes are Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ariel Winter is overrated and oversized – but she’s wearing the shorts every girl under 25 – with her full ass exposed, in my time these were called panties….there were barely any thongs and you’d see less ass cheek than this when you were fucking a bitch…but today it is called style, style that doesn’t restrict chubby girls from participating, its one of those should be self regulated – but when you’re over celebrated and paid – you just assume your pervert fans what to see this – and they do, they’ve been watching you grow up on TV and feel like they know you – and in knowing you – showing ass cheek is the only way to keep them involved… I just see this ending at 340 lbs in the next 10 years when her show is canceled, but like all 18 year olds, worth fucking before they get too broken and bloated – even if a life in entertainment has already broken this one…she’s not so bad yet…but she’s not so good either.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE She did it again – Later that Night….shorts too short…shorts too tight…shorts…too good…shorts…that would look better than TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter’s Ass Cheeks for the Paparazzi She Called of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Beckinsale wanted to demonstrate how she whistles for her fans…you know the creepiest fucking dudes who obsess over women who have been in movies ever… I don’t know why she draws in the weirdos, but I do know that this picture probably destroys them in their testicles and makes them shit themselves thanks to the rupture / rapture that happens to their prostate…and spending their life sitting / gaming / doesn’t do good things to prostates… That said, she knows exactly what she’s doing – the cocktease – the aggressive cocktease – like every girl I’ve ever talked to or seen that hasn’t let me fuck her…those temptress whores.. Yeah – whistling…not looking like she’s sucking her juices off a set of fingers – before being forced to gag on those fingers while getting slammed – whistling is all I see in this pic…HARLOT!!! The post Kate Beckinsale Pandering as she Whistles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Xenia Deli been around for a while, but I saw her big break while getting a lap dance at a strip club a few weeks ago, when their background video wasn’t the usual porn, but rather music videos set to the song they were playing…and Xenia Deli’s song happened to be one of Bieber’s songs….and she’s pretty much fucking him in video, which would make it safe to assume she’s fucked him in life…and when you’re some immigrant model naked after a place where meat runs rampant…in what could be your big break piggy backing on the massive pop star…you do what you gotta… You see, she’s from a place where hotter women then her are sold and traded for less than she makes an hour, making her a bit more grateful in her life, being the different kind of prostitute, the better kind of prostitute…who does it on her own terms because she is considered a model…which to rich guys, is interchangeable..and when it looks like this, it should make you want to be a rich dude…. The post Xenia Deli Eats Herself Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Selena Gomez posted a bikini pic to celebrate 2016….in some tropical setting with some average looking dumpy girls because they make her feel prettier…girls we can assume are her hired staff because those are the only people excited to hang out with her…thanks to getting paid minimal money, while getting a taste of the celebrity life, or maybe I’m just being a hater, and these average looking girls are hot as fuck, I just have high standards, I’m a tough critic, and a pile of girls should be enough for me to get exited, but maybe I’m just distracted by Selena’s fat thighs as she sucks in her belly…with her bandeau top being held up by her little implants she pretends she didn’t get, because Lupus Chemotherapy….is a better approach to her medical leaves… Doesn’t matter, you fuckers are into her. The post Selena Gomez in a Bikini Sucking in her Belly of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am not really well versed on Plus Sized models or the Plus Sized model industry, I just know it is massive…literally…and girls everywhere with pretty faces are flocking to it…because it’s the time to shine as a bigger girl…. Nothing wrong with that….all half naked vagina is good vagina, I am just not well versed in it, or on Plus Sized porn stars, or BBW porn…because it is not really a fetish of mine, I married a fat woman and she ruined fat girls, or big girls for me forever…they now terrify me…only because I though there would be premature death involved…ather than wiping the SLAG”s ass, because if I don’t no one will, and couches and bed sheets and my nose hate that….the lies the media tell us when it comes to fat… I assumed that Sports Illustrated was the hub of the plus sized models, they had a corner on the market that they they pretend aren’t plus sized, even though they are much bigger than this model… Her name is Laura Wells, and apparently she’s in the top 2 Australia plus sied models…and she doesn’t even look that big, she just has big boobs, which I guess in being plus sized, that’s the benefit….big tits to stare at and eat…along with eating…because they don’t need to starve themselves…and eating is fun…albeit expensive…..something anyone you know who bangs fat girls will brag about…”but dude…her tits are bigger than my head”…as a justification for banging a fat girl… < =a href="https://www.instagram.com/iamlaurawells/?hl=en" target="_blank"> Laura Wells is not even a fat girl…I feel like calling her plus sized she just not a skinny, morbid, skeletal fashion model…is insane…and I am the first to call a girl plus sized…because making girls feel fat and inadequate helps me get sex…but I guess it is because she’s Australian and they have different standards seeing as they live on a beach and aren’t American diabetic fast food eating pigs…so she’s just slotted into the plus sized because of a formality, before actually plus sized with fat girls happened…even though there are girls on instagram in bikinis getting campaigns bigger than this….including Kylie Jenner. But she does have tits…that our friend ART PROVOCATIVE got to shoot and share with us…and I love tits…. The post Laura Wells by Art Provocative of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I feel like I’ve posted this too small for her chubby body nipple pic before, but let’s do it again…. There are rumors floating around that Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato have a sex tape shot when they were underage and just crazy Disney kids coming into their own strategic fame whoring, before having a falling out, as these Disney kids do, where one got heavy into drugs and had a breakdown before packaging herself as someone in recovery, who loves herself, and the other wears strap ons on stage in shows that feel like a cartoon version of being high on a lot of pills… Well..the non-Miley one flashed her nipple…that I’m sure many have licked…both with and without Wilmer Valderamma, Hollywood’s hispanic man slut who’s fucked everyone and ended up on this shit.. The post Demi Lovato’s Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nothing like a 40 year old playing an 18 year old because it is good for business…playing up the whole Christmas Spirit, with snow on her tongue doing snow angels….because this is what people want to see…a girl living the life of an Old Navy ad. She’s the new Loham redheaded hot body exploited by her parents even though she looks old enough to be a parent of an 18 year old…playing up the media while getting work…even though we all know it will come crashing down when either she gets fat from a food addiction and slower metabolism…or drug addiction where she gets to the point in cocaine where she bloats out and not thins out…which happens to all real coke heads dealing with their deep rooted problems… Fascinating analysis…when really I just want to watch her anal… The post Bella Thorne’s Christmas Tongue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We are in the tail end of Bella Thorne being 18. Her birthday is Oct 8….meaning one more month to the day before she’s legal…so take it in, pure, innocent, 17 year old girl in a bikini, that is hardly erotic, but erotic enough because you know as well as I know, that this generation of kids, not even Hollywood kids around the shitty behind the glamour of the industry, are so into porn at a young age, that a month isn’t going to change her month….but in the USA, she is criminal to fuck…and she can’t pose nude…but she can cocktease… I am not really interested in young girls, they don’t know how to fuck, they just sort of sit there terrified, and that’s in their early 20s, so I doubt at 17 they’d be any better, so I’m not interested, but I guess as an actor and the pride of her family, she knows how to throwdown and not just because she poses her young body in a bikini…because that’s just the way it is.. So take it in, one more month of Bella Thorne…who is more interesting a 17 year old that her gutter counterparts…the Kardashians… The post Bella Thorne Bikini Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
