Here’s Lily-Rose Depp , AKA the new Bella Hadid (or is it the new Kendall Jenner ?), continuing to make her rich parents proud by pretending to be a model by posing topless again . It looks like she even knows how to cry on command . And I’ve got to say, I’m impressed. There’s no way Bella knows how to do that. Maybe she’s got a future in this business after all.
I’ll probably never understand what the modeling industry sees in Hailey Baldwin , because all I see is a kind-of hot chick with rich parents, and not a supermodel who should be on the cover of fashion magazines. But it seems like every month, Hailey’s on some cover somewhere, and now here she is with a new spread in Marie Claire Italia . I don’t really get it. But I guess it just goes to show, you don’t need to be a model to become a supermodel anymore these days. Sad! » view all 11 photos
I’ll probably never understand what the modeling industry sees in Hailey Baldwin , because all I see is a kind-of hot chick with rich parents, and not a supermodel who should be on the cover of fashion magazines. But it seems like every month, Hailey’s on some cover somewhere, and now here she is with a new spread in Marie Claire Italia . I don’t really get it. But I guess it just goes to show, you don’t need to be a model to become a supermodel anymore these days. Sad! » view all 11 photos
I’ve been covering the modeling business for years now thanks to this site, but I know not everybody has got the same level of experience as I do. So you might look at these pictures of Kara Del Toro , Ireland Baldwin , Solveig Mork Hansen , and Simone Holtznagel modeling white shirts and Daisy Dukes and not seeing anything wrong. But just look a little closer and you’ll notice one of these hotties is not like the others. See, three of them are actually professional models, and one is only a “model” because her rich parents are famous. It’s like one of those “Spot the difference” games, only with hot topless chicks. » view all 11 photos
Larissa Hofmann sounds Jewish…. but I bet most of the girls at your Jewish studies group don’t look like this….and that most of the girls in your Jewish studies group aren’t underwear models…or getting all naked but then again, it’s very possible that not all Hoffmann’s are Jewish..and that some are Germans…who tried to exterminate the Jews 70 years ago…and that maybe, just maybe I am generalizing about Jewish Studies groups, if that is even a thing, and that there are in fact babes and bikini models, especially if that Jewish studies group is based in LA, because all these Jewish execs have imported models as their wives, and all the Jewish girls with rich parents back home who look good, like Nicola Peltz and other Jewish girls, are able to afford the instagram model life thanks to trust funds…and not ever having to actualy work…while getting naked is just good marketing. WHO KNOWS….she’s naked, not all that hot, but you can see pubic hair in the pool pic and that matters… The post Larissa Hofmann Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I still don’t really buy this whole “ Gigi Hadid is a professional supermodel” thing, but I guess my mom still doesn’t buy that I’m a professional journalist either. And I’ve got to say, out of the two Hadid sister/fake models, I’d definitely take Gigi over her sister. At least she knows how to do more than one look for the camera. I guess their rich parents must’ve ran out of money for modeling lessons after Gigi. Continue reading →
I’ve gotta say, I’m pretty impressed by Alexis Ren . While other Insta-wannabes out there are busy staging fake photoshoots on Instagram, or getting their rich parents to buy them their own clothing line so they can pretend to be real models, Alexis is just going out and doing crazy-hot photoshoot after crazy-hot photoshoot . In fact, I think it’s time we stop calling her an Instagram model and just call her a real model from now on. She’s earned it. Also, I think me, Alexis and the Little Tuna should throw a pants party to celebrate the good news. Call me! Continue reading →
Here’s my favorite fake model Kendall Jenner pretending to be a real model in the latest issue of Vogue Spain . Sorry, Vogue España . Anyway, listen, even though Kendall’s the only one in that entire family that’s cute (and doesn’t make me want to throw up in my mouth), she’s still no model. It’d be like saying just because I’m the best athlete between me and my mom, I should get to play in the NFL. Life doesn’t work that way. Well, unless you’ve got filthy rich parents, I guess. Continue reading →
I know we’re all supposed to just accept the fact that Bella Hadid is a real model now, but I’m sorry, the only thing separating her from the rest of the Instagram wannabes out there is rich parents who can afford to buy her Harper’s Bazaar covers. I just wish they’d spent some of that money on modeling lessons or a new set of bolt-ons instead… But hey, if you like looking at an expressionless model with zero talent, here’s your girl. Enjoy. Continue reading →
Now that Hailey Baldwin ‘s a “big-time model,” she gets invited to places like Milan for the 2015 MTV EMAs , and don’t get me wrong, that’s a good thing. Because even though I still don’t think having famous, rich parents is enough to qualify you to be a model, putting on a sexy red carpet show like this is definitely a good start. And with that in mind, I’d like to officially invite Hailey to my mom’s basement for the 2015 Tuna Awards next. It’s a pretty big deal and totally legit, just like Hailey. I’m surprised you’ve never heard of it. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →