I know I haven’t done a post on Xenia Deli in a few months, and that’s because it’s taken me that long to get over finding out that she’s married to some 60-year-old billionaire sugar daddy . But now that I’ve come to terms with the fact that me and her will never be together, no matter how many scratch-and-wins I play, I’m ready to give you perverts regular updates on Xenia and her perfect bikini body again. So here you go: she’s still hands down the hottest woman on the planet. Good to know some things never change. New Polaroid video by @boysdontplaywithbarbies @elitela A post shared by Xenia Deli (@xeniadeli) on Sep 12, 2017 at 10:01am PDT » view all 11 photos
At one point in time, not that long ago, Xenia Deli was the model who’s deli meat I wanted to eat….you know squeeze that shit between my fingers and make it look like a fucking sandwich…. I was one of her biggest advocates, I campaigned for her, I went to bat for her, I celebrated her and I would say “WHY INTERNET WHY DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT XENIA DELI”….you see because she was so hot, yet unable to secure some mainstream success…but like the Moldavian she is, she turned to sex work, fell in love with a billionaire as these things happen, and now does shoots to seem like she’s not a mooch, despite being a mooch, as she knows sex workers must maintain… Apparently she’s only 26, I mean that looks like some kind of lie on her papers when she escaped communism…her ass is sagging, her discipline isn’t there, because you give a bitch that billionaire life..and they start slacking… Here she in on the beach regardless…and she’s not dead yet, in fact she’s way more expensive now…luxurious and exclusive… Here she is with another hooker named Sandra Kubica…. Here is a video of her looking good in the ocean…. Here she is with her Sugar Daddy / Billionaire Husband….who clearly doesn’t fuck around. Here she is with a homeless guy, keeping it real, in what I consider a great pic… That’s been enough Xenia Deli…..for the day. The post Sugar Baby Xenia Deli on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sorry to crush the dreams of my fellow perverts, but I just found out that Xenia Deli , AKA the hottest woman on the planet, is married to the lucky bastard you see above. According to my sources, he’s some 62-year-old real estate mogul from Egypt and I probably don’t need to tell you that he’s apparently a billionaire. I always thought my winning personality would be enough to land a girl like Xenia (stop laughing), but now I’m wondering how much money I’d have to have in the bank in order to date a supermodel someday. 10 million? 25 million? 50 million? And, uh, in totally unrelated news, does anyone want to buy this site for 100 million? Let me know. » view all 13 photos
It’s another day, which means it’s time for another crazy hot Bella Thorne Snapchat picture. And her latest one has it all: bikinis, a killer booty shot from Bella, and some of that patented Thorne tongue action from her hot sister Dani . The only thing it’s missing to really complete the fantasy is a Tuna sandwich right in the middle. Or is that just me? Either way, enjoy! Continue reading →
I know it might sound like sacrilege to compare another model to Xenia Deli , AKA one of the hottest women on the planet. Especially when it’s one none of you have probably heard of before. But I want you to take a look at this bikini photoshoot from my latest discovery Bridget Satterlee . And once you’re done picking your jaw (and your pants) up off the floor, I’m betting you’ll agree. » view all 27 photos Continue reading →
I haven’t done a post on Xenia Deli in a few months, mostly because I was running out of new ways to describe just how pants-meltingly hot she was. But I figure we’ve gone long enough without any new Xenia hotness, so here’s a brand-new lingerie shoot from her. And I’m happy to report that she’s still the hottest woman on the entire damn planet, and no, I don’t care how many times I’ve said that before. (And I bet you don’t either.) Enjoy. » view all 12 photos
Alessandra Ambrosio flashing a very tiny pair of panties on set for some photoshoot…works for me…it’s actually some of the best of Alessandra Ambrosio’s recent work…which we can assume is some of her last work, not because she’s going to die, according to her birth certificate, she’s already dead as a model….a mom of two in her 30s,but her ass still fit, her ass still making all kinds of emergency money in case her husband goes broke and the big corporate brands who don’t seem to care that she’s old, keep giving her work, and figure why bother using young hot girls, when we have this bitch in contract still and have no choice but to get their money’s worth… So take in this subtle ass flash in skimpy panties because she’s not getting any younger…before it’s too late…even though it’s pretty much too late. The post Alessandra Ambrosio Thong Flash on Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Xenia Deli posted up a picture of a bunch of ass, just not her ass, in what could be a photoshoot, or what could be her financing a get together with a bunch of her girls, now that she’s not some poor immigrant trying to get ahead in the new world, or some war torn communist, but rather the star of a Bieber video, who can “afford” to bring friends and family for a get away.. As.it turns out, it may have been her wedding, to her sponsor..who she publicly tags, which deserves some respect, most of these girls don’t let people know the rich guys they marry…even though they financed their lives….because they like to keep some things private…right…. She’s up there as one of the hottest, least celebrated models…but she found pure, true love…private jet love…Romance… The post Xenia Deli Poses With Asses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Xenia Deli posted up a picture of a bunch of ass, just not her ass, in what could be a photoshoot, or what could be her financing a get together with a bunch of her girls, now that she’s not some poor immigrant trying to get ahead in the new world, or some war torn communist, but rather the star of a Bieber video, who can “afford” to bring friends and family for a get away.. As.it turns out, it may have been her wedding, to her sponsor..who she publicly tags, which deserves some respect, most of these girls don’t let people know the rich guys they marry…even though they financed their lives….because they like to keep some things private…right…. She’s up there as one of the hottest, least celebrated models…but she found pure, true love…private jet love…Romance… The post Xenia Deli Poses With Asses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
