Alexis Ren is hard at work pretending to be an entrepreneur. She’s pumping out lame tutorials, workout videos, and clothing that probably guys buy to masturbate with. I think this is all a waste of time. I mean, just get a rich boyfriend/sugar daddy and do what you do best; act cute, show booty and pretend that it’s hard work. » view all 11 photos
Alexis Ren is hard at work pretending to be an entrepreneur. She’s pumping out lame tutorials, workout videos, and clothing that probably guys buy to masturbate with. I think this is all a waste of time. I mean, just get a rich boyfriend/sugar daddy and do what you do best; act cute, show booty and pretend that it’s hard work. » view all 11 photos
While the rest of us suckers are stuck toiling away in our moms’ basements at the office this Monday, here’s Sara Jean Underwood hard at work at her “office.” And honestly, I can’t even make fun of her. Somehow, Sara managed to figure out a way to fund her do-nothing lifestyle without having to resort to shacking up with some 80-year-old billionaire sugar daddy, so she gets to travel the world and we get these killer bikini pictures. I’d call that a win-win. Well, for everyone except the billionaires. » view all 13 photos
I know I haven’t done a post on Xenia Deli in a few months, and that’s because it’s taken me that long to get over finding out that she’s married to some 60-year-old billionaire sugar daddy . But now that I’ve come to terms with the fact that me and her will never be together, no matter how many scratch-and-wins I play, I’m ready to give you perverts regular updates on Xenia and her perfect bikini body again. So here you go: she’s still hands down the hottest woman on the planet. Good to know some things never change. New Polaroid video by @boysdontplaywithbarbies @elitela A post shared by Xenia Deli (@xeniadeli) on Sep 12, 2017 at 10:01am PDT » view all 11 photos
I know most of you will probably look at these new bikini updates from Charlotte McKinney and just assume that everyone’s current favorite busty nobody is on vacation or something. After all, she’s taking selfies on a yacht in a bikini, right? Wrong. This is Charlotte hard at work. How else do you think she could afford to take a luxury beach trip on a professional Instagrammer salary? Those boat rentals ain’t cheap. Which means she’s either with some rich sugar daddy or some bikini company’s footing the bill. Either way, I say it’s clearly worth every penny. So enjoy.
Fat girl Ariel Winter wore some silly bathing suit, trashy whore from instagram, looking outfit to Kimmel last night, or the other night…and she looked like the troll that she is…because when you’re a troll you have to just put it out there and own it…you know you can’t be a troll SHAMER… That said, I find it interesting, but not that interesting that the girls who are the first to be body positive and fight for the rights of fat chicks…or in this case troll chicks…are often times the first girl willing to get BOTOX if you’re paying. I guess being body positive and supporting ugly people and their right to be ugly, when ugly, is just compensation for you not wanting to be ugly, and figuring if you create a movement it makes it better… But the first chance your lazy ass gets for LIPPO, you’re there…because you can pretend to not be a vapid superficial cunt, but I find it interesting that every girl who is loud about this shit, is a vapid superficial cunt… and the first to try and sexualize herself and portray herself as hot….. If they were really into Body Positivity, why are they trying so hard to look like bikini models that they wear the shit to the event…or for the paparazzi…or DISNEY land… It makes me assume that the ugly bitches who fight for the rights of ugly bitches just don’t have the money to afford medical spa cosmetic treatments, so they hate on it…or ugly bitches hate being ugly, but pretend they don’t by posing or dressing hot…when they shouldn’t…because that’s how delusion works…. The whole thing…weird to me..but people seem to think Ariel Winter is hot, thanks to having been on TV, so there’s that. Here’s her BELLY in VIDEO….TALKING ABOUT BAKING TWO PIES….because that’s how you get built like this. . TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Big Tits for Kimmel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
At one point in time, not that long ago, Xenia Deli was the model who’s deli meat I wanted to eat….you know squeeze that shit between my fingers and make it look like a fucking sandwich…. I was one of her biggest advocates, I campaigned for her, I went to bat for her, I celebrated her and I would say “WHY INTERNET WHY DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT XENIA DELI”….you see because she was so hot, yet unable to secure some mainstream success…but like the Moldavian she is, she turned to sex work, fell in love with a billionaire as these things happen, and now does shoots to seem like she’s not a mooch, despite being a mooch, as she knows sex workers must maintain… Apparently she’s only 26, I mean that looks like some kind of lie on her papers when she escaped communism…her ass is sagging, her discipline isn’t there, because you give a bitch that billionaire life..and they start slacking… Here she in on the beach regardless…and she’s not dead yet, in fact she’s way more expensive now…luxurious and exclusive… Here she is with another hooker named Sandra Kubica…. Here is a video of her looking good in the ocean…. Here she is with her Sugar Daddy / Billionaire Husband….who clearly doesn’t fuck around. Here she is with a homeless guy, keeping it real, in what I consider a great pic… That’s been enough Xenia Deli…..for the day. The post Sugar Baby Xenia Deli on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Yesterday, I was pretty sure that Martha Hunt was my new favorite Victoria’s Secret model . But then I came across this new photoshoot from Elsa Hosk and now I’m starting to think actually maybe Elsa’s my new favorite. Turns out, I’m highly impressionable. Show me a hottie in lingerie and I instantly lose the ability to think about anything else. Or keep my pants around my waist. It’s a problem. Continue reading →
I want you perverts to meet my latest Russian Insta-hottie find: Marina Mayer . According to my research, Marina’s from Moscow and you know, I never realized they had such nice beaches in Moscow before. It’s either that, or Marina’s already found a sugar daddy to take her away on bikini vacations. Which is too bad for me, but hey, at least the pictures make a pretty good consolation prize. Enjoy. » view all 12 photos Continue reading →
Sara Jean Underwood must’ve taken some time off recently, because it’s been at least a couple months since we’ve gotten any new pictures from her. I guess it’s hard work trying to land a new rich boyfriend/sugar daddy and she needed a break. But judging from this busty, wilderness-themed photoshoot, Sara’s back at it again, and it’s a good thing, because it means now I can get back to work too. AKA drooling on my keyboard while I post more pictures of this serious hottie. Enjoy! Continue reading →