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Daphne Groeneveld Hot for Harper’s Bazaar SPain of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Daphne Groeneveld is showing a portion of her nipples and I am sure no one cares but me…you see I have a real problem that involves doing posts about useless people, often times over paid people, who no one cares about…it’s my life work…and that in and of itself is pretty ridiculous… She’s the kind of girl who is hot. She’s got this mouth…and overall look I dig…and I guess other people dig it, like rich people….who pay for her to be on their boat in bikinis…PROOF… This is a photoshoot….from some obscure market Harper’s Bazaar…where she gets to maintain her place in the world as a hot model – who hangs out with rich people – for no reason besides being hot… I am sure we’ve all seen her tits before…. Yes…we’ve seen her tits…which is really not saying much considering I’ve seen everyone’s tits on social media – even the girl who works at my local coffee shop…because girls are exhibitionist sluts and dream of being models…and sometimes..they are models…it’s all just nonsense….she’s good… The post Daphne Groeneveld Hot for Harper’s Bazaar SPain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Mellisa Clarke Topless for Page 3 of the Day

Posted on August 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mellisa Clarke is some small titty Glamour model who I guess they threw into the mix to fuck with our expectations of Glamour models, you know to stir the pot and piss off any of the big titty lovers, or maybe to settle some law suit or hate mail they were getting from girls with small tits, probably lesbians, who felt that Page 3 was objectifying women, and they were planning a protest, as lesbians do, to put an end to their unrealistic expectations of women, using women who have unrealistic sized tits, because they are usually not real….and you know what, I’m kinda into it…but then again, I have consistently been more into girls with smaller tits over the years, because they just usually come as a tighter package. Every girl I’ve met with big tits, just has a looser, wider set vagina…a dumpier ass, and a shitty stomach…while tight tone girls with perky tits, are just more athletic and better to fuck…I mean the only time I’m really into huge tits is getting a lap dance cuz I can’t stick my dick in the dumpy bitch, and the black light and my alcoholism makes them perfect enough for me to play with their tits like an autistic kid playing with rocks in the park….if you know what I mean…all overly excited and aggressive about it…either way, here are the pics.

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Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny of the Day

Posted on August 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Agdal is some silly looking bikini model, who I guess has a fantastic bikini model body, because why else would she be working for Beach Bunny, the bikini brand that I am pretty sure Sports Illustrated, or the wife of someone important at Sports Illustrated owns, because they consistently cast the star girls from their Swimsuit edition in the shit. It’s a logical brand extension, I mean if your biggest deal is the Swimsuit issue and all these bikini models want in on it, you might as well make your own bikinis and profit off the shit from every angle… Now you may know Nina Agdal as the vagina tainted by Adam Levine, or even the girl who was in some nude pics a couple years ago for fashion, or as some kind of import who was hot enough to be imported and put to work here, taking American jobs, or even as the model with a bit of a retarded face…like functional retard but still a little retard… I know her as this year’s cover girl for SI, because I’ve been in the game long enough to know that year 4 of Kate Upton, won’t happen. They’ve milked her hard, as much as they can, and it’s time to put this cow out to pasture, cuz all that’s comin out of them titties is butter. Not to mention, Kate Upton is cocky now that she’s all famous and shit… I also know that they’ve been strategically placing Nina Agdal in fake A-List relationships, random campaigns, you know building up her brand as hard as they can, so if you want a glimpse into the future, you’ll be seeing this on every news stand, because despite the hopes and dreams of trees everywhere, magazines apparently still exist..

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Kendall Jenner is More Interesting Than Her Monster Family of the Day

Posted on March 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some pervert sent me these pictures of Kendall Jenner….who is as far as I’m concerned still a Kardashian….only ethnic cleansed of her Armenian roots….but still polluted by her hooker, gold digging, stage mom’s ego….making her probably as big of a cancer as the rest of these assholes….who have no business being famous…but who are famous…cuz America is obsessed with rich people doing rich people things…like not really working….while living the good life…like a bunch of fucking brats…..and I guess some of you are obsessed with seeing them in bikinis…especially when they are 17 year old bikini models….you see cuz her job is to be half naked and you’re not at fault for liking it….if anything it is the company and her mom who are the ones sexualizing the youth…you’re just a victim of the media….at least that’s what you need to tell your lawyer when the Feds come after you… Worst Family Ever….Here is the proof… But if you Haven’t Had Enough of them and Don’t Want to Murder Them….You can look at pics of Kourtney Kardashian, mom of 2, in her bikini….. FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ellie Goulding in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know very little about Ellie Goulding ….in fact I had to google who she was to see if she was worth posting…and even after discovering that she wasn’t worth posting despite a huge fan base cuz people love her…..I am still going to post her…cuz she’s doing one thing that I approve of….and that is wearing a bikini….and bikinis…as much as they may be disgusting on some hags….are still bikinis…and thus must be celebrated….even if the girl in the bikini isn’t even the girl I am posting on…but how would I know that….since I have no idea who the girl I am posting on is….but I do know one thing…and that is bikinis….or at least how to spot them….and that concludes this riveting investigative journalism post I’ve failed at.

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Ciara Used to be a Man and Now She has Tits of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The rumor when Ciara first came out was that she was born with a dick, which happens more than we know, and even the girl you may be dating could have been one of these hybrid humans for all you know, you know, where the doctors see both genitals and know a life as a hermie just isn’t a life anyone deserves to live, so they give the parents the choice of what gender to make them, and based on how they decorated the nursery they decide, like some kind of breeder buffet, or some shit, so they chop the dick off if there’s female reproductive organs or sew up the pussy if there isn’t and the secret is never let out of the bag, cuz that could be some harmful information to the kid’s self esteem, so instead it is left as a dirty little secret between the parents, reminding them everytime they looked at their child, how shitty their reproductive organs are, blaming each other and utlimately ending in divorce, because you can’t stay with someone who tainted your life with a freak. But based on Ciara’s tits, I have a feeling she was born a woman…..I don’t see any Adam’s Apple….and if she wasn’t she’s probably still worth a round if no one’s lookin’ Bonus that is not really a bonus – Here are her legs in some pretty …

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