I’ve never really understood why people love Taylor Swift so much. Sure, she’s hot and blonde, but so are half the hot wannabes on Instagram these days. Anyway, here’s Taylor posing for pictures with what I’m assuming are her fans and not just people paid to geek out over her so she can feel more famous. Although I guess I’d be a little excited to get this close to Taylor too. I was a big fan of her earlier stuff. And by earlier stuff, I don’t mean her music. I mean her daily leg shows for the paparazzi. Now those were classic!
Do people love Jennifer Lawrence? Yes, of course they do — approximately 99.9% of humans absolutely adore her. Look it up. Do people love Chris Pratt? Yes, of course they do — though we're not prepared to throw out statistics, since that weird, sad story about his and Anna Faris' dog kind of threw us all for a loop. So you take Jennifer and Chris, who are both hilarious and attractive and goofy and lovely, you throw them in a movie together, and it'll be great, right? They'll make best friends, everyone will be very happy, and nothing bad could ever possibly come from it. And for a while, it was like that. They did Passengers, they've been promoting Passengers, and it's been good. But then, this happened. J Law and C Pratt did a little interview for BBC, and this video you're about to see contains nearly five straight minutes of the two of them swapping insults. Jen goes after his intelligence, his toughness, and she even brings his family into it — his adorable wife, Anna, and their three-year-old son, Jack. Meanwhile, Chris is absolutely BRUTAL about her career , and her appearance. Check out the fight in the clip below:
I don’t know why Sara Jean Underwood has decided to make a comeback…but she’s doing it aggressively. She disappeared for what must be 5 years, and the people who were jerking off to her when she was the 18 year old Playboy Playmate of the year, moved onto the hundreds of thousands of other girls who are just as hot if not hotter than her, but the nerds who fell in love with her when she was trying to go legit as a host of G4TV, the only show on TV that featured this site as a credible news source, proving they were doomed in terms of journalism from the start…just never gave up on her fake tits, that have been tainted by Ryan Seacrest, but likely purchased by Ryan Seacrest, when she spent those 5 months as one of his hookers…because in the event you don’t know Seacrest, motherfucker loves stupid clown tits… Anyway, she’s not doing Playboy, but she’s doing shoots…that aren’t naked enough for someone who is an aging playboy playmate, I’m assuming 30 or older…you know that should be porn…but since these are just preview pics for whatever this is…they could be porn…fingers crossed…I only want the best for a girl who’s pussy I’ve already seen, I’m loyal like that.. People Love Sara Jean Underwood Naked – So CLICK HERE to see her nude… The post Sara Jean Underwood Making Tea of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Extreme selfies…because everyone is seeking self validation and awareness, who need to remind each other that they exist, by posing in front of things, they would have taken pictures of many years ago, but who now want their face in said picture, so that they know they were really there…or some shit… Now I prefer my extreme selfies to be nude, or half nude, or at leaast with hard nipples or bikinis…hanging off of a hot air balloon, or somewhere weird… I don’t like my extreme selfies to have multiple cameras in it, it’s just a little too much “We get it, you’re Selena Gomez, you document everything, people love you, and you love yourself, because you’re just that kind of self invovled twat”…. That said, here she is with a horrible, fake lip, probably botox filled face, side profile….with bonus mole tit….or tit mole… TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER AT THE AIRPORT CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Selfie of a Photo in a Mirror Inception of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Canadiana trying really hard to be famous because she got a Work Visa and even work in America, on a TV show, that may not have been a really successful TV show, but was still a fucking TV show, and that’s better than anything any other Canadian has done, except maybe Mike Myers, Pam Anderon, Jim Carey, Donald Sutherland, and The Rolling Stones… She’s managed to figured out, or just not accept that she’s a one hit wonder, and that she may never end up on TV again, which is OK, since the younger kids don’t watch TV, they watch social media…and what people love on Social Media, because we are all exhibitionists…is bikini pics…self shot bikini photoshoots… I mean she bought the tits with her 90210 money, she’s on that stripper level of attention seeking and she might as well use them…. That looks like John Lovitz…Go Canada.
I know very little about Ellie Goulding ….in fact I had to google who she was to see if she was worth posting…and even after discovering that she wasn’t worth posting despite a huge fan base cuz people love her…..I am still going to post her…cuz she’s doing one thing that I approve of….and that is wearing a bikini….and bikinis…as much as they may be disgusting on some hags….are still bikinis…and thus must be celebrated….even if the girl in the bikini isn’t even the girl I am posting on…but how would I know that….since I have no idea who the girl I am posting on is….but I do know one thing…and that is bikinis….or at least how to spot them….and that concludes this riveting investigative journalism post I’ve failed at.
Aside from the brief blip of Toy Story 2 in 1999, it seemed that Pixar was a company averse to creating sequels; now, though, they’re positively swamped by them. Toy Story 3. Cars 2 . A second installment of Monsters Inc . And now, while Toy Story 3 had been commonly regarded as the end of that franchise, director Lee Unkrich is reopening the door. “We know that people love the characters, love Woody and Buzz, and would hate to say good-bye to them completely,” Unkrich told MSN. “I don’t know that there would ever be a ‘ [Toy Story] 4 .’ We don’t have any plans for one — but we are trying to find ways to keep the characters alive. We have announced we’re going to do a short film in front of Cars 2 that uses the Toy Story characters. We’re going to keep them alive; they’re not going away forever.” What I’m saying is… maybe they should?