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Selma Hayek is probably the hottest, most shapely, Mexicans to ever make their way over to Hollywood, despite what Eva Longoria wants you to think. You know the Mexican first generation who was spoiled and integrated into the white world, frowning on Mexicans except when it worked for her PR….or Jessica Alba, who pretends she’s not Mexican…think. She’s got these big old boobies that anyone over 30 probably remembers being impressed by, back when boobies were a big deal, and calling them boobies didn’t make you feel like a fucking 5 year old trying to breast feed off his coddling mother… Well, I guess she’s still around because two shoots from two magazines dropped…promoting who the fuck cares…covering up them boobies I feel like an asshole calling boobies, but will continue to call boobies, since my half Mexican roots like to think she may be my mother who left me on the orphanage steps, even though I’m older than her… Maybe what I am experiencing is genetic attraction, and we’re related and I don’t know it, and thus I’ve jerked off to my relatives tits thanks to the adoption process…good thing it’s not incest unless she gets pregnant…. Here she is in The Edit Here she is in L’Officel The post Selma Hayek in Some Magazines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selma Hayek in Some Magazines of the Day