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Clocked Cooch: Florida Police Find Four Rolex Watches Stuffed Inside Woman’s Vagina

Miami Springs police find stolen Rolex watches in suspect’s vagina https://t.co/bCSDwz8mx5 pic.twitter.com/DIl4vF0TLW — Miami Herald (@MiamiHerald) January 11, 2019 Florida Police Find Stolen Watches Inside Woman A bizarre Florida (of course) arrest is going viral. Miami Springs police say a woman stole her four Rolex watches while on a date and discreetly hid them in a “special” spot. The Miami Herald reports that Delajurea Brookens was arrested and strip-searched and corrections officers found four (FOUR!) Rolex watches inside her vagina. Officers report that she met Orlando businessman Ramon Diaz Tuesday night at a nightclub on Ocean Drive and went back to a hotel room with him. As Diaz freshened up in the bathroom the suspect allegedly found Rolex watches worth an estimated $108,000 inside a Crown Royal bag, grabbed the bag and ran out of the room. The Herald reports that Diaz caught her trying to hail a cab before she hit him over the head. Police then arrived on scene and took her into custody reportedly kicking and screaming—before the pilfered timekeepers were found inside her cooch cavity. If you thought the story couldn’t get crazier you’re wrong, authorities report that it was fairly easy to identify Brookens because she has the word “Whore” tattooed on her arm. Source: Holger Leue / Getty SIGH. What do YOU think about this lady boldly balling up watches and sticking them in her (apparently) never-ending nether regions?

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Lil Twist Sentenced To One Year In Jail For Jumping “Zoey 101” Star Chris Massey

Lil Twist Jailed Over Kyle Massey Attack Remember a few years back when Lil Twist got into hot water over assaulting actor Chris Massey in his brother Kyle’s house ?? Well it’s time for Twist to face the music . He was hit with a one-year sentence behind bars for the incident, in which he broke into Kyle Massey’s apartment a and jumped his brother Chris and stole his Rolex. Twist pled no contest to 6 charges of assault and battery. He could have gotten 10 years for the incident, but took a plea deal instead. Splash/WENN

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Shots Fired at Rolex Store … Inside Famous L.A. Mall

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Fergie for Allure of the Day

Fergie defied all odds when she had kids….because we all throught she was born with man parts. That’s what her muscle tone and hard face told us….a hard face she claims was from meth after being a forgotten one hit wonder….before Black Eyed Peas created the new version of her… Well now she’s in Allure, where she’s probably not talking about sex changes, or sucking dick for a hit, but rather being a mom with so much money her kids and their kids and their kids after than don’t have to worry…all thanks to a bunch of shitty, insincere popsongs…because that’s just how the entertainment industry works…and you can’t hate her for being better at monetizing her life than all the hotter more talented girls out there…

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Cara Delevingne for Tag Heurer of the Day

I know that Tag isn’t really the highest end watch. They do some midrange mall level watch, so seeing Cara Delevingne attached to it, isn’t as offensive as if this was a Rolex Ad, because it would clearly be Rolex trying to rich some rich socialite who hangs with celebrities crowd, instead of using someone aspirational, that would make me want to work hard so that I could afford a Rolex….or maybe Cara Delevingne is an “It” girl now because she is apsirpational…maybe the younger audience thing having a trust fund and celebrity friends is what life is about…you know vapid whores everywhere…going to modeling shoots and fancy parties….and having the media love everything you do because you have a bit of a different look since you’re not a natural born model…and the right friends……and I guess…that’s probably what this is all about…attach to something popular, pay it well, and maybe become popular too…it’s basically her whole marketing campaign she used on herself…and it worked…applied to watches…too bad she doesn’t look hot in it… TO SEE HER AT THE CAMPAIGN LAUNCH WITH A BABY WILD ANIMAL CLICK HERE

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Cara Delevingne for Tag Heurer of the Day

Cara Delevingne for Tag Heurer of the Day

I know that Tag isn’t really the highest end watch. They do some midrange mall level watch, so seeing Cara Delevingne attached to it, isn’t as offensive as if this was a Rolex Ad, because it would clearly be Rolex trying to rich some rich socialite who hangs with celebrities crowd, instead of using someone aspirational, that would make me want to work hard so that I could afford a Rolex….or maybe Cara Delevingne is an “It” girl now because she is apsirpational…maybe the younger audience thing having a trust fund and celebrity friends is what life is about…you know vapid whores everywhere…going to modeling shoots and fancy parties….and having the media love everything you do because you have a bit of a different look since you’re not a natural born model…and the right friends……and I guess…that’s probably what this is all about…attach to something popular, pay it well, and maybe become popular too…it’s basically her whole marketing campaign she used on herself…and it worked…applied to watches…too bad she doesn’t look hot in it… TO SEE HER AT THE CAMPAIGN LAUNCH WITH A BABY WILD ANIMAL CLICK HERE

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People Have Sex on the First Date Video of the Day

Here’s a pretty next level video that my friends at ERSTIES , an adult site about real people having sex, something that I’ve been advocating a long time, as long as the real people having sex are me, or girls, because porn sex is the worst sex, and real hipsters having sex like it was porn sex, is amazing… This is there “strangers” having sex video, that I think is real, and they actual had strangers from tinder meet to have sex, like the “strangers kissing” thing did with actors who weren’t actually strangers…and it is clearly next level… You can find out more at ERSTIES ….it may be NSFW

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Nicole Trunfio for Treats of the Day

Nicole Trunfio, titty model, who is actually kind of amazing, is back…this time for TREATS, because these immigrant models always come to America, book something kind of viral, that makes the people at home think they are up to big things, only to get work back at home….like being a host on Next Top Model Australia…even though she’s only done low level catalog work and is not a top model… She has attached herself to SI model Jessica Gomes, who is a top model….you know doing that whole “we’re both from Australia, let’s be BFFs in America, because no one understands our Accents”….shit in efforts to get herself in on the shoots, with the right people, but for some reason, after 4 years of trying, she still hasn’t pulled it off… Maybe what she’s missing is a high profile athlete boyfriend, because she’s dating some obscure musician….who is black…racists gonna race… I guess while she strategizes she makes time for low level swimsuit campaigns…you know to pay her rent and practice for the big day when SI makes that call….she’s back to her titty modeling – this time in TREATS… I used to laugh at her when she posted her Rolex and pics with Victoria’s Secret models…doing all she can to be the next Kate Upton….but really….no matter how hard she tries…or how big she gets…she’ll always just be another titty model….with awesome tits to me….and that is why I approve of Nicole Trunfio….She’s amazing.

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Stay Thirsty: Freaky-Deaky Japanese Adult Film Star Gets 100 Bottles Of “Man-Milk” From Fans [Photos]

Come again? This girl has a lot of spunk ! Japanese Adult Star Gets Fluids From Fans Via HuffPo : A Japanese adult actress has at least 100 fans that would give their lives to her. Well, at least help her give life to another. As part of an upcoming erotic opus tentatively titled “Se*** Collection 2,” Uta Kohaku asked her fans on Twitter to donate to the cause by sending in bottles of their own male bodily fluids for inclusion in the film, according to the Brazilian website, Odia.ig.com.br. The actress received more than 100 bottles of jizz-filled plastic bottles in a 10-day period, each featuring the name of the dirty donator, DigitalJournal.com reported. Kohaku appreciated the randy response to her request and, according to RocketNews24.com, promised her fans: “I will care for them as if it were my own child.” Shooting for the film commenced Dec. 20 and there is no word on whether it will be released in the U.S. or what Kohaku will do with the donations after all the shooting is completed. “I will care for them as if it were my own child.” So they are your children? And if so why do you eat your children in film? SMH!! Check out more photos of the thirsty azz star below… HuffPo

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The Game Spends $100K On 12 Rolexes For His Buddies [Photos]

The Game’s baggage handlers and weed carriers have no reason to ever be late. The Compton rapper dropped about $100K to buy Rolex watches for 12 of his buddies… Continue

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