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Lindsay Felton is Failed Actress Doing Softcore Porn of the Day

Posted on January 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The world has a new Maitland Ward…her name is Lindsay Felton, she’s 32. She was a child star in some ABC sitcom playing Ed Asner and Felicity Huffman’s daughter…in the 90s….Her big break was 3 Ninjas – straight to DVD shit in the late 90s..and she went onto Nickelodeon…… Yet…no one’s ever heard of her… In recent years she’s gone onto be a fucking extra…her management and her parents who sold her off have given up on her…and now she’s this chubby, no hip, belly rockin’ bit tits on the face of a what looks like a drug addict…but I could just be staring at her sunken ass and haggard face with negativity and darkness in my soullll So she has taken her body that is shaped like a barrel And got it on all fours… and this is terrible on all levels..from quality of the pictures – to what is in the pics..to how she looks…it’s embarrassing as fuck…but it happened…all bootleg and ghetto….but it happened..and luckily she’s got massive tits. Her back with no hips is freaking me the fuck out..put your damn shirt back on … TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Felton is Failed Actress Doing Softcore Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Collins Sports Bra Cuz She’s Fit of the Day

Posted on January 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lily Collins is probably not what her dad was thinking about when he made Sussudio or even Another Day in Paradise…she probably wasn’t the inspiration behind the Lion King soundtrack song…because unlike Eric Clapton’s baby who learned he can’t fly while his great parents were probably doing heroin…she’s not that inspiring… But she’s managed to take her name, access and trust fund to the acting world…and I like what she’s putting out, at least in terms of her paparazzi pics going to and from the gym…because that’s what people who don’t work do with their time when they are vain and ant to look as good as possible…because she looks pretty fucking good..all abs all the time motherfuckers… So I don’t wish it would rain down on me, and I can’t hurry love, but I’ll wait…because two hearts may take me home and I can hope she’s an easy lover but against all odds we end up together and she shows me her true colors of being a vapid spoiled entitled cunt who has her priorities fucked up – proven in that she wants to be a fucking actress in a life where she can be anything… I actually hate Phil Collins music…but I’d be down to be suffocated by his daughter like that dude who drowned in the Paradise song…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lily Collins Sports Bra Cuz She’s Fit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Australian Bikini Model Jessica Gomes Looking Doughy of the Day

Posted on January 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Gomes must be a mom, because I remember her from a few years ago – and she wasn’t nearly as doughy as this…but here are her hips spilling over her bikini in some bikini pics….that are reminiscent of her being a bikini model from Australia…all ethnically ambiguous…and celebrated by the likes of Sports Illustrated….for many many years…but at 32…she is forgotten and rightfully so…because if you bikini model…you gotta keep that fitness up well into your 40s to exist…. Maybe she’s still sad that she dined with Heath Ledger the night before he killed himself, that’s probably the kind of shit that would take you back to Perth, where you hideout emotionally eating for 10 years…. Maybe we should just focus on her being Australian and some of the most fun, trashy sending, bikini wearing girls are Australian…they are nomadic, love getting wasted and having a good time….which is great… I mean I’m reaching here, I just want to post the damn pics without my analysis no one cares about…you have eyes, stare at those hips, cross reference it to her old pics, figure it out….bitches age… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Australian Bikini Model Jessica Gomes Looking Doughy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Movie Nudity Report: June 12 in Movie Nudity History

Posted on June 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jurassic World is sucking all the air out of the box office this weekend, so it’s a great time to look back at all the great skin flicks released on June 12 over the years! Hit the jump for more pics and info…

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Julianne Hough for Shape Magazine of the Day

Posted on November 13, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Julianne Hough is some Dancing with the Stars girl who you probably fucks her brother, and who probably was destined to be a stripper, but who managed to pull some fucking scam, a scam I assume comes from being a rich kid, to end up on TV instead of the pole. Now she is in Shape Magazine, a magazine notorious for photoshopping the shit out of girls, dressed like a stripper, in stripper quality pics, because I guess what is meant to be is meant to be…or whatever… So the pics are garbage…but she’s looking better than ever…but I guess I like ‘em trashy.

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People Have Sex on the First Date Video of the Day

Posted on November 13, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a pretty next level video that my friends at ERSTIES , an adult site about real people having sex, something that I’ve been advocating a long time, as long as the real people having sex are me, or girls, because porn sex is the worst sex, and real hipsters having sex like it was porn sex, is amazing… This is there “strangers” having sex video, that I think is real, and they actual had strangers from tinder meet to have sex, like the “strangers kissing” thing did with actors who weren’t actually strangers…and it is clearly next level… You can find out more at ERSTIES ….it may be NSFW

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Nicole Trunfio for Treats of the Day

Posted on November 13, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nicole Trunfio, titty model, who is actually kind of amazing, is back…this time for TREATS, because these immigrant models always come to America, book something kind of viral, that makes the people at home think they are up to big things, only to get work back at home….like being a host on Next Top Model Australia…even though she’s only done low level catalog work and is not a top model… She has attached herself to SI model Jessica Gomes, who is a top model….you know doing that whole “we’re both from Australia, let’s be BFFs in America, because no one understands our Accents”….shit in efforts to get herself in on the shoots, with the right people, but for some reason, after 4 years of trying, she still hasn’t pulled it off… Maybe what she’s missing is a high profile athlete boyfriend, because she’s dating some obscure musician….who is black…racists gonna race… I guess while she strategizes she makes time for low level swimsuit campaigns…you know to pay her rent and practice for the big day when SI makes that call….she’s back to her titty modeling – this time in TREATS… I used to laugh at her when she posted her Rolex and pics with Victoria’s Secret models…doing all she can to be the next Kate Upton….but really….no matter how hard she tries…or how big she gets…she’ll always just be another titty model….with awesome tits to me….and that is why I approve of Nicole Trunfio….She’s amazing.

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Jessica Gomes Is Stunning!

Posted on January 31, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Jessica Gomes looking as hot as ever during a fashion show for some Australian company called David Jones. Apparently Jessica took over for her fellow Aussie hottie Miranda Kerr as their “ambassador,” which I’m pretty sure just means “official hot chick.” Anyway, I read somewhere that Jessica wants to continue to follow in Miranda’s footsteps and become a Victoria’s Secret model next, which I fully support. But if she really wants to copy Miranda’s career path, she’ll need to make sure to hook up with a blogger too, because everybody knows that was the key to Miranda’s success. Shh, don’t ruin this for me and just go with it. Photos: Fameflynet

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Dani Mathers Bikini Pictures

Posted on December 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some Pamela Anderson looking clone Dani Mathers . I’ve never heard of her before, but she has one hell of a great body which I look forward to seeing more of in the future. So if Dani is reading this, feel free to email me pictures of yourself and if you take requests, I think you should don the famous Baywatch red swimsuit. Obviously, Pam is your idol and paying homage to the woman you stole your look from is only right.

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Jessica Gomes Has Just Enough To Offer

Posted on December 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t do posts on Australian hottie Jessica Gomes all that often, but when I do, I usually focus on those long supermodel legs of hers. Well, after seeing these pictures of Jessica at the 27th ARIA Awards (whatever the hell those are), I realized that I’ve been missing something: Jessica’s also got a pretty amazing set of chesticles. All she needs now is a good sense of humor and the willingness to date a blogger, and Jessica would be the total package. Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com

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