Source: Richard Theis / EyeEm / Getty WORTH IT. Beaumont Texas Inmates Escape Prison Several Times, Bring Back Whiskey And Cellphones Four inmates who boldly escaped from their federal prison “several times” for a booze run are going viral. The men identified as Julian Lemus, 34; Leo Martinez, 25; Silevstre Rico, 35; and Robert Young, 45 were recently caught after authorities were alerted that they were regularly escaping from and returning to the Federal Prison Complex in Beaumont, Texas. A spokesman for the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office posted the group on social media and reported details; the men were caught Friday while leaving the prison and cutting through a neighboring ranch. The spokesman added that they were carrying contraband in bags, including whiskey and cellphones. This is reportedly their constant M.O. FREE THE GUYS.
Source: Boston Globe / Getty Teacher Suspended For Disparaging Comments About The Confederate Flag A secondary school teacher in Georgia was suspended for referring to the confederate flag as a sign that an individual plans to marry their own sister. I meaaaaaan…..some points were made. The Richmond County School System ended up launching an investigation after said teacher put a photo of the confederate flag on their board with a message that stated: “A sticker you put on the back of your pickup truck to announce that you intend to marry your sister. Think of it like a white trash ‘Save the Date’ card.” One of their students at Hephzibah High School ended up being upset by the message, so she told her mother about the whole thing. The student’s mother, Melissa Fuller, voiced her anger about the matter in a post on Facebook, which is where it was widely circulated and prompted discussion from other parents at the school along with local residents. “A lot of [the discussion] is that it’s not morally correct. It’s unethical. It’s just something you don’t want to discuss today in today’s world and especially inside of a classroom,” the mother told WRDW-TV . Fuller added that her daughter had been suspended after wearing a belt that features a Confederate flag buckle to school after being asked to remove the belt. “If she can’t wear that belt buckle, then why is it appropriate to make an assignment out of it?” she asked. Now, the teacher in question has been placed on administrative leave, according to the Augusta Chronicle . The school district told the outlet, “The Richmond County School System is committed to creating a diverse, equitable learning environment for all students. The language used in the example was unacceptable and has no place in our classrooms.” While some insist that the Confederate flag–first used during the American Civil War– simply serves as a major source for Southern pride, it’s extremely offensive to many who argue that the symbol is synonymous with white supremacy, bigotry, slavery, racism, etc. Now, the flag is regularly used by neo-nazis throughout the United States.
Source: Steve Granitz / Getty Avengers: Endgame Is The Highest Grossing Movie Ever After 9 years of holding the title as the world’s highest grossing film ever, James Cameron’s Avatar has been dethroned by Avengers: Endgame . As of Saturday, July 20, the fourth installment in the Avengers franchise had raked in $2.7892 billion at the global box office, which is just about $500,000 shy of Avatar ‘s $2.7897 billion record. Marvel Studios president Kevin Feige announced the big news during San Diego Comic-Con yesterday, confirming that Endgame would close the $500K gap by Sunday. “Thanks to you, Avengers: Endgame is the biggest film of all-time,” he announced during Marvel’s highly-anticipated Hall H panel. Since the film’s initial release back in April, Endgame has broken multiple records, including the fastest film to hit $100 million at the box office, the highest-grossing opening day in history, and the first film to earn $1 billion in an opening weekend. But in order to assure their status as the number one film of all time, the Avengers movie received a boost when it was re-released in theaters with a little extra footage back in June–which is what eventually set Endgame over the top. The directors of the film, Joe and Anthony Russo, issued a thank you to fans on Twitter after the news broke yesterday. To the greatest fans in the universe, from the bottom of our hearts, thank you… https://t.co/MRKEKaKvVW — Russo Brothers (@Russo_Brothers) July 21, 2019 Endgame will probably hold this title pretty securely until 2021, when James Cameron is set to release his follow-up to Avatar . Until then: congrats to the whole cast and crew on the major win!
Source: Tufan Cevahirci / EyeEm / Getty Police Hunt For Atlanta Man Robbing Waffle Houses In Wigs A bizarre story out of Atlanta is going viral. Police are on the hunt for a man whose been seen wearing (woebegone) wigs to commit multiple robberies. WSBTV reports that DeKalb County police are searching for an unidentified man who has robbed several Waffle Houses, two drugstores and a bank while wearing the very crusty coiffure. They add that he most recently passed a note to a Tucker Waffle House waitress demanding cash. The frightened waitress ran away and the robber left empty handed. The lace fronted bandit has been linked to similar robbery attempts at other Waffle Houses, a CVS, a Walgreens, a Dollar General and a PNC bank, authorities said. Authorities are asking anyone who recognizes the man to contact DeKalb police at 770-724-7800.
Source: Mario Mitsis/WENN.com / WENN For the muggles… J.K. Rowling Confirms “Intensely Sexual” Relationship Between Dumbledore And Grindelwald Author J. K. Rowling recently revealed a little known fact about some of her characters. The Harry Potter author is featured on the special features for the upcoming “Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald” Blu-ray speaking frankly on two of them who apparently engaged in some secret cauldron coitus. According to Rowling, her Hogwarts Headmaster Albus Dumbledore had a previous romance with dark wizard Gellert Grindelwald. Not just a “romance” however, Radio Times reports that Rowling revealed there was a “sexual dimension” between and some Expecto Patronum pounding ensued. “Their relationship was incredibly intense. It was passionate, and it was a love relationship,” Rowling said during the ‘Distinctly Dumbledore’ feature. “But as happens in any relationship, gay or straight or whatever label we want to put on it, one never knows really what the other person is feeling. You can’t know, you can believe you know.” “So I’m less interested in the sexual side – though I believe there is a sexual dimension to this relationship – than I am in the sense of the emotions they felt for each other, which ultimately is the most fascinating thing about all human relationship,” Rowling added. Oh??? It’s no secret that Dumbledore was gay, Rowling confirmed that in 2007 during a Q&A session with fans but are you surprised that Dumbledore was smashing Grindlewald’s Quidditch cakes to sorting hat smithereens?
Miami Springs police find stolen Rolex watches in suspect’s vagina https://t.co/bCSDwz8mx5 pic.twitter.com/DIl4vF0TLW — Miami Herald (@MiamiHerald) January 11, 2019 Florida Police Find Stolen Watches Inside Woman A bizarre Florida (of course) arrest is going viral. Miami Springs police say a woman stole her four Rolex watches while on a date and discreetly hid them in a “special” spot. The Miami Herald reports that Delajurea Brookens was arrested and strip-searched and corrections officers found four (FOUR!) Rolex watches inside her vagina. Officers report that she met Orlando businessman Ramon Diaz Tuesday night at a nightclub on Ocean Drive and went back to a hotel room with him. As Diaz freshened up in the bathroom the suspect allegedly found Rolex watches worth an estimated $108,000 inside a Crown Royal bag, grabbed the bag and ran out of the room. The Herald reports that Diaz caught her trying to hail a cab before she hit him over the head. Police then arrived on scene and took her into custody reportedly kicking and screaming—before the pilfered timekeepers were found inside her cooch cavity. If you thought the story couldn’t get crazier you’re wrong, authorities report that it was fairly easy to identify Brookens because she has the word “Whore” tattooed on her arm. Source: Holger Leue / Getty SIGH. What do YOU think about this lady boldly balling up watches and sticking them in her (apparently) never-ending nether regions?
Count on Yung Joc to always keep things fun and mixy when it comes to his hair. For 2019, the rapper/ reality star is keeping his foot on y’all necks with his new blue ‘do. Ain’t nothing wrong with self expression. Do you, boo. Y’all feeling the side swept perm or nah?
Miguel Candela/SOPA Images/LightRocket via Getty Images Man Robs Subway, Steals Sandwich A Georgia man might’ve made a clean break after robbing a Subway restaurant but his greed for not just money but food took over. The AJC reports that 34-year-old Zachary P. Miller was arrested for robbery by sudden snatching after he entered a local Subway and ordered a sandwich before hopping over the counter and demanding cash. Miller was able to get $100 and was on his way out—-before he turned around to grab his pilfered pile of meat and bread from the establishment. He was arrested Wednesday morning in Knox County, Tennessee. The AJC adds that he has multiple warrants in Tennessee and Georgia. Miller’s ridiculousness gave Charlamagne enough fuel to make him “Donkey Of The Day.” SIGH, was it really worth it Zack???
Macduff Everton/ Getty Images Virginia Man Caught Rubbing Produce On His Bare Behind This has to be one of the most disgusting stories we’ve come across in awhile. Police in Manassas, VA were called to the local Giant supermarket after employees noticed a man, later identified as Michael Dwayne Johnson pulling his pants down in the store. He was arrested after allegedly rubbing supermarket produce on his butt and then putting the goods back on display. We know you want to know what he looks like sooo… Here’s the mugshot: Manassas City Police Department / SplashNews.com Johnson, 27, faces charges of indecent exposure and destruction of property. Police say the supermarket had to destroy several pallets of food after the incident. A police spokesman says the official report lists fruit as the ruined produce. Meanwhile authorities haven’t figured out a motive for Johnson’s alleged actions. Just GROSS… What do you think you would do if you ran into this guy rubbing fruit on his booty?
(Photo by Jason Koerner/Getty Images) Fox Sports Anchor Charissa Thompson’s New Box Braids Has Everyone Talking Usually if they’re not somewhere calling the cops on innocent Black people , White folks are vulturing from a culture they don’t even like. Fox Sports host Charissa Thompson took a page out of the Kardashian book and switched up her look from Basic Becky to Box Braided Brandy when she got around the colored folk. Cultural appropriation or nah? Charissa Thompson when she has a projected white audience VS. a projected black audience. #BIG3Championship pic.twitter.com/q9NvXnsSp6 — TradetheTradeProject (@TradetheTradePr) August 25, 2018 Thompson turned off the comments under her photo of her new look, which means she definitely felt the wrath of the Internet coming at her hard. Charissa Thompson f*ckin’ someone playing in the #BIG3Championship pic.twitter.com/T2dMJdJRh1 — Gunna (@yngunner) August 25, 2018 Is that Charissa Thompson or Rachel Dolezel? — The Credit Card from Tip Drill (@FoolishInApril) August 25, 2018 Yet somehow little black girls across the country are being suspended & barred from coming to school with this EXACT same hairstyle. Theyre being told its “unprofessional”. We all know they aren’t unprofessional, but look at this clear privilege… https://t.co/SMsZCBrzld — Shay Melanin (@PrincessShaee_) August 25, 2018 Does Charissa get a Box Braids pass, or is she forever stamped a culture vulture?
