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Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics of the Day

Here are some catalog shots of Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret that are photoshopped to shit and shot in a way that doesn’t make her look like an old fat mom of 12. I guess she’s one of their big names and sells a lot of product for them and they are not ready to put her on the back burner of their roster and just have her show up to reunion tour events just yet, because they stupidly locked her into a 10 year contract they can’t get out of, without realizing that by 30, she’d look more like she’s 45, that never happens to models, they took a gamble, but at least the corrupt billion dollar company is doin the best they can with what they have….I guess.

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Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics of the Day

Xenia Deli for Hanky Panky of the Day

I have had sex with different girls in Hanky Panky underwear over the last few years….they like it because it doesn’t leave any underwear lines…I like it because it means I am about to have sex with a girl who was wearing Hanky Panky underwear…and if that wasn’t exciting and perfect enough, the company, who has already done so much for me…by wrapping the vagina I eat up….has put Xenia Deli in their underwear catalog shots and she’s fucking rockin’….the kind of deli panty sandwich meat I’d like to eat all day…. you see what I did there? Exactly…

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Xenia Deli for Hanky Panky of the Day

Izabel Goulart for Victoria’s Secret February of the Day

It’s Valentines Day in a week and Victoria’s Secret is well aware of that so they are releasing all their catalog pics to the blogs in one massive half naked, photoshopped nipples and vagina, catalog shots of some top models that they have created and groomed into celebrity models….and as much as I hate jerking off to catalog pics…and have since the 80s….sometimes it’s the only thing around…or a nice refreshing change from that one issue of National Geographic on the topless pigmy tribe….or I guess in your case…throat fucking porn. Pervert.

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Izabel Goulart for Victoria’s Secret February of the Day

Caroline Corinth for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Caroline Corinth is a new Victoria’s Secret catalog girl…can’t find all that much info on her other than that she’s 5 foot 10 like most models….who you can’t grasp their freakish big footed proportions in catalog shots while they are half naked…..and amazing…. I think she’s from Denmark and represents yet another international vagina Victoria’s Secret has abducted and put into a bikini in exchange for fame, celebrity boyfriends, and money…. I also think she gives good face. I’m a fan. I hope she sends me a signed 8 x 10 I can jerk off on….

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Caroline Corinth for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Swimwear of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Infomercial to get you in the Holiday spirit is airing on TV today or tomorrow…so what better way to celebrate something we’ve all seen the pics of when it happened….than to look at catalog shots of some of their models in boring bikinis…with hard nipple, vagina definition all edited out…without any thong bottom or brazilian sleazy…a real fuckin mess…and I’m not talking about my underwear after masturbating to this…I am talking about the fact that I waste my time posting this shit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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J.Lo’s Fat ass in Gold Pants of the Day

The thing that amazes me abou J.Lo….you know being a rational human who has no interest in 40 year old Divas who pulled off a great scam and had great timing in what I call a dark time for America…is that people still talk about her like she matters…and not just that she matters…but that she’s hot and her ass is rocking or some shit….like she’s not a 40 year old mom of twins with a bad attitude who has been given too much…. You see cuz I just assumed her only fans were the millions of latino women who were only doing it cuz they are loyal…and maybe a few black guys who like fat sloppy ass…but that’s not reality….people are into this and that fucks with my head….and needs to be stopped….there is nothing good about J.Lo…she’s all bad. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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J.Lo’s Fat ass in Gold Pants of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s Boring Bikini Photoshoot Pics from Behind of the Day

I hate the repetitive….bullshit…boring…standard…tried, tested and true….photoshopped…expected….Victoria’s Secret catalog shots…. It doesn’t matter way model is in them, or how half naked they are…because I know they will be safe, and played out….no hard nipple, no pussy lip….cuz Victoria’s Secret must protect the brand…. Knowing they have so much power over this bitch….and all their bitches…that they could get them fisting themselves if they wanted…but don’t…is just fucking frustrating and I am reminded of this everytime I see these pics…. But the reality is, I don’t mind staring at Candice Swanepoel’s ass in her bikini even if it is under such stressful situations…like in such shit pics…wasting her talent…

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Candice Swanepoel’s Boring Bikini Photoshoot Pics from Behind of the Day

Maria Menounos Failed Dancing with the Stars Body of the Day

I like to think this is just an awkward shot of Maria Menounos running around on the set of Dancing With the Stars….you know that her hips are lying and that this is just some weird optical illusion…because she’s been growing on me….ever since she FLASHED HER PUSSY ON THE BEACH ….I’ve started paying attention…cuz any girl who flashes her pussy on the beach….is a friend of mine….cuz I love seeing pussy…. But maybe that friendship put blinders on my eyes…and all I saw was this toned body on a bitch that is greeek and loves anal…cuz here I am wondering why someone who normally looks so good….looks like a fat middle aged woman trying to get in shape before her daughters wedding….and that’s very sad…I guess her dancing in half naked outfits will be all she can do to redeem herself on this dark, lonely day in the life of Maria Menounos. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Maria Menounos Failed Dancing with the Stars Body of the Day

Iselin Steiro Titties in Cover Magazine #74 of the Day

I have never posted pictures on this model….so I have no idea who she is… just assumed she was some up and comer who was willing to get topless for some magazine I’ve never heard of to propel her to that next stage in her modeling career….you know cuz these models need to go nude to go anywhere…a reason why the fashion industry is far less gay than they make it out to be….more titties and pussies in the shit than in porn…and the girls…equally into getting paid to get naked….and equally into fucking rockstars….are just less disgusting to look at….and that’s why…I’m all about these titty for fashion posts…..cuz skinny bitches showing tit…for money…is an amazing fucking thing…. Either way, this Iselin bitch is from Norway, she’s 26, she’s been modeling for a decade…and she’s pretty amazing.

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Iselin Steiro Titties in Cover Magazine #74 of the Day

Some Courtney Stodden Bikini Ass of the Day

I don’t know if these pics are new or old. I can’t be bothered to look it up cuz the fact that Courtney Stodden exists depresses me…but not as much as the fact that I know who she is. Whenever I hear her name….I am forced to remember how fucking retarded America is, buying into tabloid lies and scandals instead of making their own fucking scandals, we’ve lost our fucking souls…..you know because there was time we would be out trying to get 16 year old brides….and now we just let no name idiots do it for the sake of entertainment….like a gang of fucking pussies….especially when you look at this bitch…from ass to fake tits….from face to fake tan…and see that there’s no way she’s a day younger than 30….you’ve all been had….and for some reason when I see pics of her in here thong…whether they are new or old…I feel the need to revisit this shit like it matters…I’m a fucking sucker…but at least I am aware of what I’m doing here. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Some Courtney Stodden Bikini Ass of the Day