Victoria’s Secret models make 100,000 dollars a year for 50 work days. Sure, that seems like a lot of money to a girl working the cash at Target, 100k for 50 days of work, but they are dealing with a multi billion dollar company…that models usually get paid 50k a day for a campaign…or more… Basically, Victoria’s Secret is the sweatshop of the modeling world…It’s creepy photographers promising you fame for sex and then them… I don’t really know why these overpaid models are complaining, If I was Victoria’s Secret, I wouldn’t be paying them….they can’t pay for that level of PR, or the Leonardo DiCaprio that the brand really creates for them, giving them a name and money other companies pay top dollar for because they are seemingly higher profile… I mean getting paid to sit around all day in underwear…what a fucking joke…sure it’s not millions of dollars a year, but what the fuck was Swanepoel doing before they absucted her, or the Brazilians…I mean seriously…not to mention they get meet rich dudes to get pregnant by, because rich guys love VS models, all while thinking they are more important than they are…it’s a good gig. Here’s Elsa Hosk, a Swedish one, in the Catalog, showing nipples, because finally VS has stopped photoshopping out the nipples because the feminsts protesting nipple photoshopping, gave us perverts nipples to jerk off to…like this was the Sears Catalog and it was still the 70s… Speaking of Gold Digging Victoria’s Secret models – here’s MIRANDA KERR cruising in Santa Monica…. The post Elsa Hosk for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alessandra Ambrosio is a Victoria’s Secret model and apparently she eats Ice Cream… Maybe that is shocking, maybe it is fascinating, because I guess she’s a model and models aren’t allowed to eat ice cream… Even though models are generally naturally skinny and likely eat whatever the fuck they want all the time, except maybe 48 hours before a shoot. She’s a mom of two and still has a lingerie model body…it’s genetics. Don’t be angry cuz you or your significant other is a fat bitch who can’t eat ice cream because she doesn’t stop at one scoop, and doesn’t make it the only thing she eats all day when in front of the paparazzi trying to make a point. Be angry at society for giving you unrealistic expectations in the first place, now throwing ice cream onto of it, and releasing images like this, now what is a bitter bitch looking at the Catalog going to do, blame photoshop for the body? It’s like Alessandra did this on purpose…to fuck with our minds.. What it comes down to is that, she’s a mom of two and who the fuck cares, her vagina is mangled. End of story. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Speaking of hookers…everyone hates Junkie Hooker Courtney Love….even Kurt Cobain, but he was nice enough to give her his catalog of work that was worth 100s of millions thanks to him killing himself…you know increasing the value tenfold while allowing her to go on to be HOLE… I guess she got bored in the whole being retired and rich as fuck. She’s done all the drugs she can, and she has given all she can give in finding missing planes by going through thousands of satellite images no one appreciated the hero her… So she dropped a new song, the first on since the 90s…and I like it….I understand why Kurt Cobain let her kill him off, she’s that good.
Speaking of hookers…everyone hates Junkie Hooker Courtney Love….even Kurt Cobain, but he was nice enough to give her his catalog of work that was worth 100s of millions thanks to him killing himself…you know increasing the value tenfold while allowing her to go on to be HOLE… I guess she got bored in the whole being retired and rich as fuck. She’s done all the drugs she can, and she has given all she can give in finding missing planes by going through thousands of satellite images no one appreciated the hero her… So she dropped a new song, the first on since the 90s…and I like it….I understand why Kurt Cobain let her kill him off, she’s that good.
Emily Ratajkowski even in shitty catalog pics, something I hate more than life itself…because they are a dated way to showcase clothing and if you’re not excited about the clothing…they are a total misuse of a potentially amazing subject…who as we know for Emily Ratajkowski’s other work…could take this shoot to some pretty fucking substantially busty places… but being pathetic in the grand scheme of things…and even a pathetic on a micro level…I’ll take her Catalog Pics as news….while being creepy…. She looks birdlike, her nipples and vag photoshopped out, this is some of her worst work, but it probably paid the best, so whatever, I get it…and most importantly…it’s good enough.
Catalog pics are the fucking best. I mean taking a 29 year old Brazilian model who has been in Sports Illustrated and putting her in shitty clothes, posing her in shitty ways, shooting her from shitty angles that focus primarily on selling the shitty clothes…that she’s fucking awesome.. I mean, it’s not like at her level of model fame, or even at her old model age, she wouldn’t put some effort in and get naked, maybe even spread her vagina for a photographer, I mean none of us would want that, when we can just google vaginas on the internet, and save Raica Oliveira for posing in garbage…am I right?
Daphne Groeneveld is some 18 or 19 year old Dutch model, who escaped a career of being an Amsterdam hooker, because her long, hot, amazing looking body…and awesome face…became a model, a career choice of all the girls I truly love, because any girl who isn’t a model, is just not worth your time, and the good news is I have a very wide spectrum of what I consider a model, for jerking off on cam for random dudes, to working at some bootleg hooters, to even sitting on the bus, while I sneakily snap up skirt pics of them…you see as long as they are on camera, I’m down…in fact as long as they have Vaginas I am down… Based on this shoot, this Daphne chick, and all her awesome faced glory, is going places, and for some reason I have a feeling one of those places is Adam Levine’s bedroom, because he’s the model-killer and fucking him is like model initiation…horrible…
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