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Alessandra Ambrosio Eats Ice Cream of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Victoria’s Secret model and apparently she eats Ice Cream… Maybe that is shocking, maybe it is fascinating, because I guess she’s a model and models aren’t allowed to eat ice cream… Even though models are generally naturally skinny and likely eat whatever the fuck they want all the time, except maybe 48 hours before a shoot. She’s a mom of two and still has a lingerie model body…it’s genetics. Don’t be angry cuz you or your significant other is a fat bitch who can’t eat ice cream because she doesn’t stop at one scoop, and doesn’t make it the only thing she eats all day when in front of the paparazzi trying to make a point. Be angry at society for giving you unrealistic expectations in the first place, now throwing ice cream onto of it, and releasing images like this, now what is a bitter bitch looking at the Catalog going to do, blame photoshop for the body? It’s like Alessandra did this on purpose…to fuck with our minds.. What it comes down to is that, she’s a mom of two and who the fuck cares, her vagina is mangled. End of story. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Courtney Cox’s 50 Year Old Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Courtney Cox was the cast member of Friends you didn’t masturbate to and now she’s 50 and you still won’t masturbate to her…even when she squeezes her fat 50 year old ass and all it’s dried up menopausal glory into a bikini bottom, unless of course…that’s what you’re into…a celebrity with too much money who has defied the natural aging process where she can declare 50 is the new 30 thanks to botox, a personal chef and a personal trainer who is working me everyday since I have nothing else going on – but I do have all this money.. So happy fucking birthday you old hag…who looks better than obese 20 year olds I’ve fucked, but in their defence, one was albino, the other downs and the third was wheel chair bound…because Diabetes ate her toes. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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AnnaLynne McCord Cleavage Sneak Peek

Here’s AnnaLynne McCord on the black carpet for a special screening of Shutter Island giving us a nice peek at her little cleavage. I’m not a big fan of this Matrix pant suit she’s got on but boobs are boobs. I don’t discriminate. At least she’s not blowing kisses to the camera. Oh wait, of course she f@#king is!!!! I think she’s doing it on purpose now because she knows it drives me insane. The only good thing about it is that when she does it she squeezes her boobs together. Always look for a silver lining.