I can’t remember if I’ve already introduced you perverts to Raica Oliveira before, and I’m too lazy to look it up, but I also can barely remember what I did last week, so that’s not too surprising. I guess my mom was right. Sitting with your nose pressed up against your computer screen 40 hours a week really does rot your brain. But either way, you’re definitely going to want to spend some quality time with this sexy new photoshoot from the Brazilian super-hottie, so go ahead and get your face right up against that screen. Trust me, 30-45 seconds won’t hurt. …At least, I don’t think. Enjoy!
Catalog pics are the fucking best. I mean taking a 29 year old Brazilian model who has been in Sports Illustrated and putting her in shitty clothes, posing her in shitty ways, shooting her from shitty angles that focus primarily on selling the shitty clothes…that she’s fucking awesome.. I mean, it’s not like at her level of model fame, or even at her old model age, she wouldn’t put some effort in and get naked, maybe even spread her vagina for a photographer, I mean none of us would want that, when we can just google vaginas on the internet, and save Raica Oliveira for posing in garbage…am I right?
That#39;s Brazilian model Raica Oliveira doing a photoshoot for Victoria#39;s Secret in Oahu on Saturday. Look for the bikini in stores nationwide later this month as part of Victoria#39;s Secret#39;s new “You#39;ll Look Really Good in This if You Have Big Tits and Less Than 10% Body Fat” line of beachwear.
That#39;s Brazilian model Raica Oliveira doing a photoshoot for Victoria#39;s Secret in Oahu on Saturday. Look for the bikini in stores nationwide later this month as part of Victoria#39;s Secret#39;s new “You#39;ll Look Really Good in This if You Have Big Tits and Less Than 10% Body Fat” line of beachwear.
Raica Oliveira is a hot Victoria’s Secret Model from Brazil, like so many other Victoria’s Secret models before her…making me think that the evil corporation probably has some kind of outpost there. A place where they abduct and train these bitches to become the face of their brand. I figure if they make their bras in sweatshops, exploiting child labor for cheap product, why wouldn’t they do the same for cheap models, it’s all about the bottom line people, and if you can make a celebrity out of a babe you own, thanks to brainwashing them into thinking you’ll kill their family, why the fuck wouldn’t you. I mean why spend the million dollars a year on them like they were Miranda Kerr, when you can just get it for free from all those willing…. She’s 29, which is pretty old as fuck, especially for a Victoria’s Secret model, she’s pretty accomplished, she’s probably had sex with Adam Levine or Leonardo DiCaprio, they all do, and she’s’ looking good in her bikini for this shoot. I’m a fan, which isn’t saying much, cuz she’s wearing a bikini, so obviously I’m a fan. That’s all it takes. TO SEE ALL THE BIKINI HOT BIKINI MODELING PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here’s Brazilian hottie Raica Oliveira posing for a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot in a sexy green bikini. I don’t know too much about her, but I just discovered that Raica may have the best supermodel booty ever ! Just look at that thing. Doesn’t it make you want to sink your teeth into it? Absolutely delicious!
Lesbians suck on all levels…I mean other than cock…but on all levels other than cock…from their construction boots, to their ill fitting flannel….to their porn…to their vegan muffins….to the way they look and live and the things they do…from their knitting club called “Bitchin Stitchin”…to their craft corner sundays….to their potluck dinners…they are just all around fucking boring…and I’m not just saying that cuz lesbians hate me and I’m bitter that they don’t invite me to their lesbian events…I’m saying it cuz it’s fucking true… Here’s Amber Heard and her lesbian she’s using to get publicity like she was Lohan….in their lesbian car…with their lesbian hair…on their way home for lesbian sex…that isn’t a fetish….cuz lesbian sex has is anti climatic… Fucking lesbians….
I do this thing that showcases an amazing facial expression of celebrity pussy every once in a while. I call the feature Amazing Face and it’’s borderline genius…and by borderline, I mean as far away from the border as you can fucking get from genius….I just figure sometimes it’s funny to laugh at these insecure bitches, all done up cuz they know and want to be shot by the paparazzi, especailly when they slip from their focused and practiced pose and getting captured looking like this pig Aubrey O’Day, making a face like the farmer’s about to insert his 15 inch black cock inside her cuz she’s the fattest pig in the barn…and that brings moderate joy to my life…..don’t ask me why, cuz I won’t tell you.
I do this thing that showcases an amazing facial expression of celebrity pussy every once in a while. I call the feature Amazing Face and it’’s borderline genius…and by borderline, I mean as far away from the border as you can fucking get from genius….I just figure sometimes it’s funny to laugh at these insecure bitches, all done up cuz they know and want to be shot by the paparazzi, especailly when they slip from their focused and practiced pose and getting captured looking like this pig Aubrey O’Day, making a face like the farmer’s about to insert his 15 inch black cock inside her cuz she’s the fattest pig in the barn…and that brings moderate joy to my life…..don’t ask me why, cuz I won’t tell you.
Her name is Raica Oliveira, I’ve never heard of her, but apparently she’s a Brazilian swimsuit model, who has done SI and some other swimsuit model shit….which means she could also be a tranny, cuz everyone knows Brazil is the second largest exporters of trannies behind Thailand….not that I think she is one, but what the fuck do I know, today’s the first time I’ve heard of her, and I haven’t really had the opportunity to give her a gynecological exam, I’ve really only seen her in these pictures for a bathing suit line that I can only assume is for the 40+ crowd, cuz shit’s all high waisted and tank top oriented to cover up the fact that a bitch is in the 40+ crowd…babies, stretch marks, one too many pieces of birthday cake, you get what I’m saying here….and if you don’t it’s that this bitch needs some more erotic bikinis to model…I feel like I’m at the public pool mid summer with a bunch of mom’s looking at her…and that’s only porn to me when nothing else is going on….
