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Jessica Simpson’s Erotica Continues of the Day

Jessica Simpson is taking advantage of her serious weight loss that I assume was funded by Weight Watchers….and has become the face and body of her billion dollar clothing line…because I guess she can, but more importantly, like all fat chicks who have lost the weight and rediscovered their sex appeal, they want to get the word out there and have people jerk off to them like they were still in their 20s, because all the money in the world can’t buy that…but hours at the gym and not eating cake all day everyday can… People relate to her…and now that she’s skinny, she’s all about being slutty and romantic, despite all the kids out of wedlock she’s had…we get it, she’s horny as fuck….and so in love…and it is ok because it is her husband…. And like she did with her 50 Shardes of Grey bullshit…here’s another one of her being manhandled…but I just find it weird…and awkward..even tacky…like a poster in a trailer park…which I guess is about right…considering… TO SEE HER 50 SHADES OF GREY WEIRDNESS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Erotica Continues of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson in Short Shorts of the Day

Jessica Simpson is taking advantage of her serious weight loss that I assume was funded by Weight Watchers….and has become the face and body of her billion dollar clothing line…because I guess she can, but more importantly, like all fat chicks who have lost the weight and rediscovered their sex appeal, they want to get the word out there and have people jerk off to them like they were still in their 20s, because all the money in the world can’t buy that…but hours at the gym and not eating cake all day everyday can… All this to say, she looks amazing…photoshopped, old, half retarded hick with a homosexual father peddling bullshit cheap products to people who can’t even afford her discount prices or not…I’m into it…but that’s just because I am into everything, I am so open minded and welcoming as a person… The post Jessica Simpson in Short Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Raica Oliveira in her Bikini at a Victoria’s Secret Shoot of the Day

Raica Oliveira is a hot Victoria’s Secret Model from Brazil, like so many other Victoria’s Secret models before her…making me think that the evil corporation probably has some kind of outpost there. A place where they abduct and train these bitches to become the face of their brand. I figure if they make their bras in sweatshops, exploiting child labor for cheap product, why wouldn’t they do the same for cheap models, it’s all about the bottom line people, and if you can make a celebrity out of a babe you own, thanks to brainwashing them into thinking you’ll kill their family, why the fuck wouldn’t you. I mean why spend the million dollars a year on them like they were Miranda Kerr, when you can just get it for free from all those willing…. She’s 29, which is pretty old as fuck, especially for a Victoria’s Secret model, she’s pretty accomplished, she’s probably had sex with Adam Levine or Leonardo DiCaprio, they all do, and she’s’ looking good in her bikini for this shoot. I’m a fan, which isn’t saying much, cuz she’s wearing a bikini, so obviously I’m a fan. That’s all it takes. TO SEE ALL THE BIKINI HOT BIKINI MODELING PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel’s Nipple for Men’s Style of the Day

You know what…there’s not enough nipple pictures of Candice Swanepoel….Sure, we’ve all seen her nice, round, small, firm, amazing, possibly HIV positive cuz statistics aren’t on her South African side, tits before ….but not quite enough… She went all corporate and signed her life away to the Disney of lingerie companies, you know the kind of mainstream, publicly traded garbage that is strictly there to make billions of dollars in underwear sales, while being acccessible to the masses…mainly the Christian masses… They commit all these up and coming hot bitches, and they photoshop out their nipples, in efforts to keep what they do wholesome, all while repressing a model, who would have totally been comfortable being naked, cuz that’s what models do, and taking countless amounts of titty pics of them out of circulation, out of the market, pretty much non existent thanks to contracts they signed when selling their fucking body to them…. But the good news is that clearly there are loopholes, and bitch can venture off and pull out half her tits every once in a while… This is one of those times. Take it all in….Clearly she wears push up bras…but that’s okay…take it all in…

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Ginta Lapina Nipple for Fashion of the Day

There’s nothing like a hot bitch with a vaccuum cleaner to remind us of the glory days when bitches were bitches and men owned them….now you have to go all mail-order immigrant wife for the same fucking nostalgic treatment that is really “natures way” and as much as people want to blame the gays and their marriage for the start of Anarchy, I blame allowing women out of the kitchen and into the work force, giving her the right to vote and making her an equal… This has nothing to do with me hating women, so don’t go all calling me out for being a mysogynist, cuz I love women, especially when they are showing their nipples for fashion in Vogue Germany and getting paid more than I make in a decade for it…but in my defense I don’t consider stealing 20s for my wife the last 10 years an actual job…I’m in between shit, you know on a career change and why fucking stress about it….cuz I take advantange of my wife’s disabilty paycheck…It’s evolution of the modern man or some shit…Make your wife feel what it’s like to support a home since she wanted to work so bad 25 years ago…. motherfuckers…. The model in Gina Lapina. And here’s her nipple channeling some 1950s amazingness…hot, objectified and willling, I love it….

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Dancing Chihuahua of the Day

Here’s some weird devil shit….cuz there’s nothing like watching a dog dance to start your day….especially when that dog is a fucking Mexican dog that has become the face of such great Mexican mocking institutions like Taco Bell….I’m not gonna pretend I care about Mexicans being properly represented in the media, hell I probably misrepresent mexicans to my 5 readers everyday, cuz I’m about as Mexican as Taco Bell, sure I was born there, but don’t live, breathe or speak the shit and I am almost embarrassed by my ignorance to my own roots, but luckily, I’m too drunk to actually care….drunk on the joy that comes watching a little dog dance..I mean he’s actually dancing…amazing… To See the Video Follow This Link

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Can You Out Dance Kylie?

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It’s actually a video game commercial. Very cute. (Via – Towleroad ) Subscribe to Joe.My.God. Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Joe. My. God. Discovery Date : 18/03/2011 18:10 Number of articles : 2

Can You Out Dance Kylie?

Muse Magic in Marrakech

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Between her Fall 2011 campaign and position on the Manifesto, Arizona Muse has quickly become the face equated with all things Yves Saint Laurent. Now, to pair with her print campaign, the design house released a video of Arizona in Marrakech, which was shot alongside the photographs. Watch at Arizona shimmies her way around palm trees Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Modelinia Discovery Date : 18/03/2011 18:28 Number of articles : 2

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Gay rights protesters demand Obama help end ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’

Thirteen gay rights activists handcuffed themselves to the White House fence Monday afternoon, calling for President Barack Obama to work harder for repeal of the “don't ask, don't tell” ban on gay service members serving openly. Former Army Lt. Dan Choi, the Iraq war veteran and West Point graduate who has become the face of the movement to remove the ban, led the midday protest on the opening day of the lame-duck session of Congress, to put pressure on Democrats and the president to jettison the law before January. Choi and others repeatedly shouted, “I am somebody! I deserve full equality!” as U.S. Park Police approached each protester with a huge pair of red shears. One by one, the police cut through the handcuffs that attached protesters' feet and wrists to the front gate of the White House. The protesters were bound with plastic ties and carried across the sidewalk to Pennsylvania Avenue where they were arrested and detained. U.S. Park Police officers on horses and U.S. Secret Service uniformed officers lined up on Pennsylvania Avenue in front of the White House, creating a barricade for about 75 onlookers, many supportive of the protesters. Several taunted the president, calling for him to come out of the White House and display more courage supporting equal rights for gays. One man shouted, “President Obama is afraid to act.” http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/11/15/dadt.protesters/ added by: TomTucker

Claudine Keane Is The New Face Body Of Ultimo Lingerie

The lingerie line Ultimo has a long tradition of picking super hot women to become the face of their undies…. Here’s another one. Her name is Claudine Keane and she’s got herself a body that is truly made for lingerie, probably by someone with a background in medicine or plastics, unfortunately she’s got a face on her that was tailor made for radio. What a shame.