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Hot Bikini Brand’s Video of the Day

I guess shemademe is a bikini line, or a lingerie line, out of Australia, the land of the hottest, most fun, drunk and party girls built for the beach…not that these models are Australian, but they are amazing, and the guys shooting them are doing a pretty good job making me want to both endorse this brand, and be their assistant, getting them coffee, just to be invited on set one day to watch this magic, assuming I would ever work for someone else, or that I would leave my couch, I mean this isn’t that good…but it’s better than most and that should count for something… I guess what I’m trying to say is that this brand makes me horny…and as an impotent man, that is both frustrating….and amazing…because I’m also a desensitized man who’s tried to masturbate to some of the darkest of porn, only to realize a few years ago that porn sucks, but fashion is everything, like this kind of fashion and its old school erotica vibe… Is this Playboy in the 70s? Or a brand…I don’t know… The post Hot Bikini Brand’s Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Hungtington-Whitely Pantsless for Elle Video of the Day

I’ve posted these pics before….but I’ll post them again…cuz I’m crazy like that and like excuses to post videos of bald friendly models turned actors….not that what she does is really acting…but more lookin’ good half naked on camera….on camera for magazine photoshoot behind the scenes videos….not that they are all that erotic considering this is the internet and you could be spedng your time better on porn…….anal porn….fetish porn….any porn but fashion porn

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Ryan Reynolds’ Wife Blake Lively for Marie Claire UK of the Day

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds got married on a plantation in South Carolina last night….I guess in efforts to show their respect for the plight of the black slave….I mean that is the only logical explanation for the wedding, I mean other than her having already got fucked by every famous cock in her low level of fame, and her possibly being pregnant, rushing a fly by night marrriage as to not make her look like a whore when her baby is old enough to count 9 months backwards…. Either way, Blake Lively fans everywhere are angry as fuck because prior to this wedding they felt they had a serious chance…. Marriage sucks under all circumstances…whether your wife is rich and famous….hot or not…she’s robbed your freedom and here’s some Blake Lively lookin’ like an old housewif for Marie Claire UK….because that’s the only way I know how to celebrate marriage…

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Kelly Brook in Some Weird Postcard Art Campaign of the Day

Here’s some proof that Kelly Brook will take any fucking job she can get…..I have this theory about her realizing she’s hitting 35 and that big titties aren’t gonna be enough to save her….so now is the final push before retiring to a swimwear or lingerie line like all other glamor models….cuz she’s been popping up all over…..but this postcard art campaign….has got to be the fucking weirdest of her willing to take any fucking job she can get….unless I read the documentation wrong and this is just some creepy fan sign shit you see around the internet…cuz fans are fucking obsessed…especially the socially awkward virign fans…and they do some weirdness like carving life-like busts of the bitch out of their solidified semen….true story…I’ve seen in before….. Either way, any excuse to show titty is an excuse I endorse.

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On The Come Up: Vanessa Simmons Launches New Lingerie Line For The Naughty Freaks And Classy Broads Alike [Video]

Hmmm… Giving up on that acting career? Or just doing her part to cover that tax bill ? Vanessa Simmons is kicking off the new year with a new business venture that doesn’t include Angela or the Simmons name. Late last week, she announced the official launch of her new lingerie line “Rose By Vanessa Jean.” Here she is explaining the whole thing way better than we possibly could: Here are a few shots of Vanessa serving as Rose By Vanessa Jean’s spokesperson. You likey? Think you can do better? You might have a shot. Hit the flip and find out how.

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Katie Price In Lingerie Gets Our Attention

You’re probably thinking that Katie Price is promoting some lingerie line but no, here she is promoting her new Sky Living series ‘Signed By Katie Price’ which is due to air in October. She’s got my attention. This is how fake celebrities should show up to events when trying to get attention for their crappy reality show. Well done Katie. Tuna approved.

Jennifer Hawkins Topless Lingerie Pictures

I think I’ve had this Jennifer Hawkins hottie on the site before, that’s not to say I know any more about her now than I did then, but I wanted her to know that I remember her and that if she ever needs a place to crash for a few days she can count on me. Now we’re friends. Here she is topless in a sexy photoshoot for some lingerie line that I know nothing about, but that seems to fit her quite nicely. I like the way the materials highlight her skin tones and the lines accentuate… Who cares? Boner! more pictures of Jennifer Hawkins here

Claudine Keane Is The New Face Body Of Ultimo Lingerie

The lingerie line Ultimo has a long tradition of picking super hot women to become the face of their undies…. Here’s another one. Her name is Claudine Keane and she’s got herself a body that is truly made for lingerie, probably by someone with a background in medicine or plastics, unfortunately she’s got a face on her that was tailor made for radio. What a shame.

Noah Cyrus Launches Lingerie Line For Kids

Well hot damn, Noah Cyrus and BFF Emily Grace are launching their own lingerie line called “Ooh! La, La Couture.” The line will feature versatile styles that can be worn with sweet ballerina slippers, casual sneakers or paired with lace stockings and boots for more of a rock and roll look (in and out of bed). The Best Links: Miley’s 9-year-old sister launching a lingerie line for kids Watch

Getting Intimate With Jessica Simpson

Want to be as sexy as Jessica Simpson? Of course you do

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