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Denisa Dvorakova for Who Cares…in Bathing Suits of the Day

Posted on November 21, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Denisa Dvorakova won a model search a couple of years ago…she’s Czech like so many horrible people who deserve what is coming to them that I know…all hard faced….skinny…tall…and posing in swimwear….for some catalog shit…that doesn’t really matter…or inspire us to be better people…but it does remind us how shitty our lives are…cuz we aren’t on the beach staring at ass like this while sipping cocktails…in paradise feeling like we’ve made it and like we really grasp what living is….while instead we are defrosting a can of beans and a smoked ham we got on sale for Thanksgiving dinner….cuz we are ghetto and not fabulous like that… I give thanks for this bitch…from her Eastern European home reminds me of where I’ve failed….it gives me perspective and allows me to keep on going…

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On The Come Up: Vanessa Simmons Launches New Lingerie Line For The Naughty Freaks And Classy Broads Alike [Video]

Posted on January 9, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hmmm… Giving up on that acting career? Or just doing her part to cover that tax bill ? Vanessa Simmons is kicking off the new year with a new business venture that doesn’t include Angela or the Simmons name. Late last week, she announced the official launch of her new lingerie line “Rose By Vanessa Jean.” Here she is explaining the whole thing way better than we possibly could: Here are a few shots of Vanessa serving as Rose By Vanessa Jean’s spokesperson. You likey? Think you can do better? You might have a shot. Hit the flip and find out how.

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It’s Clark: VIDEO

Posted on September 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Posted on December 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nicki Minaj On The Cover Of King Magazine: Says She Likes Her Men “Super Aggresive” [Photos] (GO) Diddy’s Kids — Too Rich for Their Own Good (GO) Alyssa Milano and Jennifer Love Hewitt Kiss for the Homeless of the Day (GO) Is China Good For Africa? (GO) Keri Hilson Attends T.I.’s AKOO Model Search [Photos] (GO) EXCLUSIVE: We Had No Idea Bristol Palin Was Our Secret Buyer, Says Couple Who Sold Home (GO) 50 Cent Charges Neighbors To Shovel Snow [Photos] (GO) Rapper Trick Daddy is Broke! (GO) Flavor Flav Releasing Autobiography (GO) Awesome Celeb Quote Of The Day: I Had To Get Naked For Sex Scene (GO) Do You Celebrate Kwanzaa (GO) Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Arrested (GO) “I Dated The Pastor, Dumped Him, Moved On, But Did I Do The Right Thing?” (GO)

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Kylie Bisutti is Another Victoria’s Secret Model in Her Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 10, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a new Victoria’s Secret model. I’ve never heard of her but can only assume she was abducted by her third world, war torn country by the Victoria’s Secret scouts, and in exchange for her soul, they gave her this career, and got her out of the hell she was living, all she had to do was become a product of their corporation for the rest of her life, or until she gets too fat like Karolina Kourkova, or her penis falls out of her bikini like she was Gisele, and the whole sex trade based model business Victoria’s Secret is in, really doesn’t bother me, because I like bitches in bikinis… Unfortunately, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Model Search Finalist has some lie about her being from California….I’m sticking to my abducted from third world country theory….