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Halle Berry Optical Illusion Booty Shot of the Day

Every once in while Halle Berry positions herself in a way that the wind hits her dress and it makes her really connect with her black roots….you know it gives her a shelf ass her tribal ancestors used to carry water to the village on…something she’ll never actually experience…because she’s whiter than fucking Madonna….raised white, crossed the street when the black dudes were walking towards her late at night, you know typical suburban girl who’s mommy got wild one night in the 60s…. I’m only posting this pic cuz it made me laugh…and laughing is supposed to make us better people….

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Halle Berry Optical Illusion Booty Shot of the Day

A Bunch of Models Naked for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

I love me my nude models…especially when they are fashion models from other countries…doing everything they can to get big enough to work in NYC….you know with Visa sponsorship from major agencies and brands…so that they don’t have to be mail ordered….you know better to whore yourself for fashion shoots than to actually whore yourself…it’s safer this way… The models are: Anna De Rijk, Hanna Wähmer, Romee Strijd, Sara Blomqvist, Pau Bertolini & Larissa Hofmann I’ve never heard of any of them…but I give thanks to them being naked enough for me…

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Denisa Dvorakova for Who Cares…in Bathing Suits of the Day

Denisa Dvorakova won a model search a couple of years ago…she’s Czech like so many horrible people who deserve what is coming to them that I know…all hard faced….skinny…tall…and posing in swimwear….for some catalog shit…that doesn’t really matter…or inspire us to be better people…but it does remind us how shitty our lives are…cuz we aren’t on the beach staring at ass like this while sipping cocktails…in paradise feeling like we’ve made it and like we really grasp what living is….while instead we are defrosting a can of beans and a smoked ham we got on sale for Thanksgiving dinner….cuz we are ghetto and not fabulous like that… I give thanks for this bitch…from her Eastern European home reminds me of where I’ve failed….it gives me perspective and allows me to keep on going…

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Denisa Dvorakova for Who Cares…in Bathing Suits of the Day