I mean, we all knew Kellz was a wild boy… but damn! Check this out! Via | HipHopDX NEW YORK, NY – To say R. Kelly’s reputation has been tarnished over the years would be an understatement. The R&B star has faced a string of sexual abuse allegations and was accused of running an underage “sex cult” out of his home. Now, Kelly’s ex-wife Andrea Kelly is detailing her marriage to the singer. In a new episode of The View, Andrea opened up about the alleged physical abuse she said she endured from 1996 to 2002. She recalled one incident in the back of a Hummer where she thought she was going to meet her demise. READ MORE
Ariel Winter is about to meet the executioner, I mean we hope, but it’s probably more to do with her having jacked up her face with face injections, or maybe her not looking her best, which isn’t very good even at its best, because she knows the paparazzi is there to FUCK UP her FACETUNE hustle… If the world sees what she looks like from real angles, they’ll know her GYM life is not really the kind of girl you’d want to jerk off in the gym shower after watching her work out because she’s not hot, she’s rich, she’s on TV, and has huge fat girl tits, which I guess increases her value / stock price / during the stock crash that is her demise to disgusting…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Prepares for Death By Electric Chair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Big Sean is finally clearing the air over gossip surrounding the demise of his engagement to ex-fiancée Naya Rivera. The “I Don’t F$&k With You” rapper…
Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. This is probably the most interesting thing you will see today. Not because you care about Amanda Bynes, I mean maybe you do, people seem to like her demise, but I find the whole thing exhausting, even depressing, and a perfectly good waste of a girl who should be in porn because she’s on that level of crazy. That said, she got in trouble for shoplifting, and here’s the behind the scenes footage of her dancing like a maniac, humping the security guard and being an all around good time… I don’t know, maybe I deal with crazy girls, maybe life is boring and needs more of this, because all I see is someone having fun…while all you uptight twats stare and judge…who’s the real fucking loser now…maybe the key to life is to shake your ass and dance your way through it. Amanda Bynes is a her.
That sound you hear is single guys rejoicing from coast to coast. Or not. Lindsay Lohan is back on the market! She broke up with Avi Snow! Sources confirm to E! News that she and the rocker’s brief, camera-friendly romance has ended, though the details of what led to their demise is unclear. He said after his band City of the Sun’s L.A. gig last week, before Lohan took off to go party in Brazil, that she was “really awesome” and ” a lot of fun .” That’s a nice way of saying crazy. Things certainly seemed to be going well with the PDA pair, but then she split for South America and it’s unclear if they have even seen each other since. At least he didn’t get Lindsay Lohan pregnant though. Thanks, Avi.
Every once in while Halle Berry positions herself in a way that the wind hits her dress and it makes her really connect with her black roots….you know it gives her a shelf ass her tribal ancestors used to carry water to the village on…something she’ll never actually experience…because she’s whiter than fucking Madonna….raised white, crossed the street when the black dudes were walking towards her late at night, you know typical suburban girl who’s mommy got wild one night in the 60s…. I’m only posting this pic cuz it made me laugh…and laughing is supposed to make us better people….
I don’t know what compelled me to watch an interview with Jessica Alba for Women’s Health’s latest edition….but I did it….I think it had something to do with her being in some kind of crop top showing off where a couple babies ruined her career and motivated her to start some company of her own that I am pretty sure she plugs along the way but can’t be too sure cuz I muted the bitch…something I assume her husband probably wishes he had the power to do….you know ever since she trapped him into marriage by getting pregnant…it was like dude was banging her at her peak and now he’s stuck with her through her demise…but at least she’s not fat….
Holy Macross, the first trailer for Guillermo Del Toro’s Pacific Rim is here, and I can’t believe what I’m seeing! Dimensional rifts, enormous monsters, and sweet sweet giant mechs battling it out over the streets of a large city while the helpless populace flees. Someone finally figured out how to update the kaiju genre without ruining it. Glory be! I’ve been keeping my powder dry on this since Del Toro isn’t always 100 percent successful making films that live up to his vision, but you know what? Done. I’m now an extreme religious fundamentalist for Pacific Rim . Watch this trailer and you will be too: “Today, we are canceling the apocalypse!” What a line, and considering the timing of the trailer, what a lovely middle finger to everyone ruining your Facebook feed with nonsense about Mayan calendar realignment. Pacific Rim looks like it lacks even a shred of knowing campiness or edgy BS; it just coasts on a sincere awesomeness of the sort we haven’t really seen since the ’70s, only with funding. It’s The Space Giants with humans controlling the robots! It’s Robot Jox with a budget. It’s the live action Robotech* movie we’ve been dreaming of since the ’80s. It’s anything you want it to be because it loves you more than anyone else ever could, and will probably send you your favorite cupcakes on your birthday. * Yes, we know Robotech was cobbled together from Macross , Mospeda and Southern Cross . If you claim to have seen any of them before you saw Robotech and you aren’t from Japan, I don’t believe you. Pacific Rim hits theaters July 12, 2013. RELATED ARTICLES: Pacific Rim: The Characters and Robotic ‘Engineering Feats’ of Guillermo Del Toro’s Monster Sci-Fi Pic Idris Elba Suits Up in First Image from Guillermo Del Toro’s Pacific Rim Guillermo Del Toro on Pacific Rim Monsters and the Demise of At the Mountains of Madness Ross Lincoln is a LA-based freelance writer from Oklahoma with an unhealthy obsession with comics, movies, video games, ancient history, Gore Vidal, and wine. Follow him on twitter (@rossalincoln). Follow Movieline on Twitter .
