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Ariel Winter’s Shorts of the Day

Make it stop….. I used to have a greasy skinned “foster sister” in the foster home I was placed in as a 12 year old kid…who was probably 3 years older than me – but in the depths of puberty…all pimply and fat….probably emotionally fucked up…with these huge fat chick tits…and a big old belly…indented ass…just all around disgusting creature…and every time I see Ariel Winter’s face..I think of those days with her…where late at night she’d sneak into my room in her underwear and make me give her back massages..and her back..was just so big…and square shaped…all soft and unhealthy…cold and anemic…leaving what felt like a residue on my hand…as she moaned and breathed heavily through it…I tried to stop..but she told me she’d tell on me and get me taken away and I liked it there…no one was raping me..besides her…so I dealt…and every night turned into months…and in those months she just got fatter and fatter and fatter…until one day we got caught and her religious mom thought I was the molester and I got kicked out of the house….thrown under the bus.. Well everytime I see Ariel Winter’s weird fat pre-mature pubescent..pasty…gross black hair died pig like body…I think of the time that foster sister dyed her hair… There is zero hot about Winter, she clearly isn’t aware of that…because she’s walking around ass out in underwear – trying to prove some horrible point… Make it stop…I’ve had horrible sexual experiences…but this girl brings up some traumatic shit buried in my soul…she’s just that monstrous…stop encouraging her… The post Ariel Winter’s Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brady Toops on Britt Nilsson: We Split Up Because …

It’s been two months since Britt Nilsson and Brady Toops split . Now the former couple, who only recently announced the split, is beginning to open up about their sad, but amicable breakup.   Brady Toops is clearing up the air and dishing the real reasons why he and former Bachelorette contestant, Britt Nilsson, split. On July 21, the musician and Bachelorette suitor took to Instagram to explain.  He shared a heartfelt picture of himself with Nilsson on the beach. He captioned the photo, “Since I wasn’t on ‘Men Tell All’ to clear things up, and since a lot of people have been asking lately, ‘If you & @brittkarolina are saying such nice things about each other, then WHY didn’t it work out?’” “In light of that, I thought I’d help clear the air and give you the 4 real (behind the scenes) reasons it didn’t work out.” He continued his post with a list of reasons : “We had no real celebrity couple mashup name.. Britt(y), Brad(itt). See, there was almost no chance. This was probably the beginning of the end when we realized this.” “Britt is afraid of heights, and not only am I afraid of heights, but I’m actually afraid of her being afraid of heights. That obviously couldn’t work.” “Once we left the show, they didn’t give us any roses. How are we suppose to figure this thing out without any roses? [for you haters out there, I did actually buy her flowers..]” “Apparently I needed some more inspiration for my next record, because we all know that break-up records are the records you can’t stop listening to (ex. Sam Smith – “In the Lonely Hour”, Adele – “21”, Coldplay – “Ghost Stories”). Stay tuned.” Obviously, there is more to the story than these jokes. Toops was so infatuated with Britt that he left the show to date her when Kaitlyn Bristowe was announced this season’s bachelorette.   The funny guy seems to be a little bummed about their breakup, but he has a good attitude that will carry him forward, at least. “Even though it’s sad that Britt & I are no longer together, I want to thank everyone for all the love & support you’ve shown us,” he said. “She’s a special girl and deserves nothing but the best.”  He ended his post with the following shout-out to her, “I’m glad we’re still friends (notice the side hug in the pic ). Peace & Love!” On July 17, Britt Nilsson explained her breakup with Brady. Though she also had kind things to say about their relationship, her response was not as campy as Brady’s … but really, few are.

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Cady Groves: Blake Shelton Mistress Revealed?!

As you’ve probably heard, Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are getting divorced . The cause of the split remains unknown, but there have been accusations of infidelity on both sides. First, various sources claimed that Lambert cheated on Shelton with singer Chris Young. Insiders from her camp responded by claiming that Shelton cheated on Lambert . Now, it seems we may finally a definitive answer, as old rumors about Shelton sleeping around with a semi-famous country artist have resurfaced in a big way: Reports of an affair between Shelton and 25-year-old Cady Groves first surfaced in April of 2013. In the days since Shelton and Lambert announced their divorce, Groves has been posting  lots of lovesick tweets that have many fans speculating that she’s hinting that the rumors are true…and that she may be hoping to win Blake back. “It’s sick that I experienced a once in a lifetime love – still as strong as the day it happened – & have been punished every day since,” Groves tweeted just hours after the announcement. “I never quit loving you – you just ran…and that’s all you need to know. After all these years – it’s you. Always was: always will be.” Obviously, Groves never mentions Blake by name, but the timing of the tweets (all late at night, all within 48 hours of Shelton finalizing his divorce) have many wondering if this isn’t confirmation of a torrid affair right out of a country song.  View Slideshow: Miranda Lambert & Blake Shelton: Through the Years

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Shay Mitchell Failed Crotch Shot of the Day

I have heard some many mixed things about Shay Mitchell, only because she’s from Canada and Canada and Canada has the inside scoop on Canadians…it circulates our Igloo community pretty easily through maple syrup telephone lines…and messenger moose… I have been told by people she went to school with that she was always an egotistical cunt who was out to win in the world of acting, because she loved the attention, felt she deserved the attention and getting cast in a massive show like Pretty Little Liars just supported all that she had been fed all her life, making her a bigger “I told you so” kind of twat… Maybe those are just haters gonna hate, when really they should only hate the fact that she’s not spread eagled in this instagram pic…because that’s the kind of thirsty for attention I like my famous Canadians turned Americans to be…because I hate that this is a failed Crotch shot…you see I have confidence in her attention generating noise she’s got the potential of making to really maximize her fame…I believe…we will one day see her nude…but today is not that day. The post Shay Mitchell Failed Crotch Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Schumer Kim K Publicity Stunt of the Day

I don’t like Amy Schumer because she’s not cute…but I guess she’s made the right jokes in her career, that allowed her to become relatively famous and break down the wall that you’d expect her to face, based on her looks alone…I mean bitch better be funny as fuck, while looking like this…and still getting on TV…just wouldn’t make sense if she wasn’t… Maybe I just don’t like female comedians, because girls just can’t be funny, or because their jokes are always about sucking dick and I am more into getting my dick sucked than listening to girls mock sucking dick… She’s been getting a lot of press, hosting shitty award shows…she’s relevant…she’s current…she is the new Whiteney Cummings, who you probably wouldn’t really want to cum on, but would…because you were drunk and it was late at night… Now she’s throwing herself in front of the Kanye and Kim…mocking them by pretedning they are GODS or some shit…and the whole thing is made better with Kim K tits… Here’s the video… I am more into the paparazzi stepping on Kim K’s dress… @TeamKanyeDaily @KimKardashian @LordPeezy pic.twitter.com/FcdGlUSZnA — Antonio Perez (@IAmYeezy77) April 21, 2015 But I’m really more into Kim K getting pissed on by black dudes…why hasn’t that sex tape been released yet? Here are her tits… The post Amy Schumer Kim K Publicity Stunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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McDonald’s Blasts Opera Music to Ward Off Late Night Teen Miscreants

The manager of a McDonald’s in Australia got creative when it came to shooing away disruptive teenagers that plagued his restaurant late at night. According to Fox & Friends , he didn’t ask anyone to leave or change any store policy, but merely started blasting opera and classical music. LOUD. So far, he says, the musical strategy seems to be working well! McDonald’s Blares Opera Music to Ward Off Teens Locals in the area said on social media that it’s an awesome idea as a non-confrontational means of keeping the location free of late night shenanigans. However, local resident Janeen Brady complained about the music, saying it woke her up at 1 a.m. and fearing it’ll only get worse over the holidays. Christmas music thrown into the mix would be a festive twist …

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Arizona Cop Gives Bike to Kid Who Walks Nine Miles to Work

Phoenix, Ariz., police officer Natalie Simonick recently spotted a teenager who was walking down the street in a desolate neighborhood late at night. When she asked him what he was doing, Christian Felix, 18, said he missed the bus, so he was walking the nine miles home from his job at McDonald’s. Simonick, 46, offered him a ride home, and became increasingly impressed. Felix didn’t drink or smoke, and had never been in trouble with the police. She asked why he didn’t ride a bike home, and when he replied that he didn’t own a bike, and had never learned to ride one, she gave him her spare. Simonick also arranged for her employer, the Phoenix Police Department, to give him a bike-riding lesson. Suffice it to say, the teen was grateful. “It’s really something when someone comes off on the street and offers to do a kindness for you,” Felix said. “These days you don’t see anything like that.” Felix’s benefactor told the Phoenix TV station that she’d like to keep helping. “If everybody could help just one person in the world like this,” said Simonick. “I think it would definitely be a better place to live.” And teenagers, with an April 2013 unemployment rate of 24.1 percent, could use that kind of random help even more than the population at large. Hopefully, stories this one, and that of Jhaqueil Reagan, become more common. In the case of Reagan, also 18, he was hiking the 10 miles through an ice storm just to interview for a minimum wage job at an Indiana thrift store. He stopped to ask a man for directions, and confessed that he couldn’t afford the bus; his mother had died and he’d been taking care of his siblings. The stranger, as it turned out, happened to be the owner of a local restaurant and offered Reagan a job at twice whatever the store would pay.

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Halle Berry Optical Illusion Booty Shot of the Day

Every once in while Halle Berry positions herself in a way that the wind hits her dress and it makes her really connect with her black roots….you know it gives her a shelf ass her tribal ancestors used to carry water to the village on…something she’ll never actually experience…because she’s whiter than fucking Madonna….raised white, crossed the street when the black dudes were walking towards her late at night, you know typical suburban girl who’s mommy got wild one night in the 60s…. I’m only posting this pic cuz it made me laugh…and laughing is supposed to make us better people….

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Kelly Clarkson Gay Rumors: Laughed Off by Singer

Kelly Clarkson is engaged to Brandon Blackstock . So you would think the rumors that this American Idol champion is a lesbian might have stopped by now, right? Wrong. In the February issue of Cosmopolitan , the artist says she’s “never insulted” by talk of her sexuality . “I mean, I get hit on by the hottest girls ever,” she says to the magazine. “Oh, my god, if I were a lesbian, I would be so in luck. But it’s not just my thing. I’ve always battled for the boys’ team.” Clarkson also addresses her body shape in the issue, saying she “literally dropped 18 pounds in a month.” What’s her secret? “I was working with a trainer, and she said, ‘You’d be amazed the amount of weight you can drop by halving your portions. I know it sounds crazy, but do it for two weeks and watch what happens.’ I just cut back my portions, I stopped eating late at night, and I work out a little more than I used to.” Sounds simple enough, huh? And now Kelly has a figure both men and women can admire. Go ahead, both genders. She’s cool with it!  

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Jodie Marsh is Scary for Loaded UK of the Day

Here’s Jodie Marsh modeling for Loaded UK and I know what you are thinking….a bitch wih tits this big and a body this ripped must have been molested as a child, or maybe even raped and beaten by various ex boyfriends, because she screams damaged….why would she dedicate to make a spectacle out of herself….committed to looking like a stripper covered in ghetto tattoos that you’d assume is on welfare trying to support her 4 kids with various dads cuz her stripper money goes up her nose….kinda thing….but that’s cuz you’re a jerk. I have spent a lot of time in strip clubs and I’d tend to agree that the ripped, loud hair, inked up bitch with stupid tits, thinks she’s the hottest thing in the place, even when she’s not, cuz she thinks the effort and work ad money she puts into herself is an investment, even though sometimes, there’s no return on the shit….but the reality she is in the magazines…so it must be working for her…..and here she is in Loaded September….a little scary, a little sexy….all muscle and silicone….

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