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Amy Schumer Kim K Publicity Stunt of the Day

I don’t like Amy Schumer because she’s not cute…but I guess she’s made the right jokes in her career, that allowed her to become relatively famous and break down the wall that you’d expect her to face, based on her looks alone…I mean bitch better be funny as fuck, while looking like this…and still getting on TV…just wouldn’t make sense if she wasn’t… Maybe I just don’t like female comedians, because girls just can’t be funny, or because their jokes are always about sucking dick and I am more into getting my dick sucked than listening to girls mock sucking dick… She’s been getting a lot of press, hosting shitty award shows…she’s relevant…she’s current…she is the new Whiteney Cummings, who you probably wouldn’t really want to cum on, but would…because you were drunk and it was late at night… Now she’s throwing herself in front of the Kanye and Kim…mocking them by pretedning they are GODS or some shit…and the whole thing is made better with Kim K tits… Here’s the video… I am more into the paparazzi stepping on Kim K’s dress… @TeamKanyeDaily @KimKardashian @LordPeezy pic.twitter.com/FcdGlUSZnA — Antonio Perez (@IAmYeezy77) April 21, 2015 But I’m really more into Kim K getting pissed on by black dudes…why hasn’t that sex tape been released yet? Here are her tits… The post Amy Schumer Kim K Publicity Stunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Moss for Vogue of the Day

Kate Moss must be promoting something, or maybe she’s preparing to retire / die of HIV or any other drug and alcohol party girl who fucked every dirty famous person, who probably has AIDS… Because she’s fucking everywhere, and I’m not complaining because even if her life of Luxury and exclusive parties have left her vagina old, a mom, ravaged, possibly diseased…I would still bury my face in it…until the end of fucking time…because to me she is perfect… Even at 40, which is 400 in model years…there’s something about her, her willingness to show her tits…her hot little body…that I find inspiring… She’s a fucking legend, who at one time huffed coke on the internet…and didn’t give a shit because models huff coke people… She’s dated so man questionable dudes…but has been amazing throughout… And most importantly, she’s been a trophy mother, by traveling the world without her kid, you know to keep her out of the limelight while mummy goes to have fun… I am a fan….and here she is in Vogue because she was a model before instagram… The post Kate Moss for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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