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Shay Mitchell Failed Crotch Shot of the Day

I have heard some many mixed things about Shay Mitchell, only because she’s from Canada and Canada and Canada has the inside scoop on Canadians…it circulates our Igloo community pretty easily through maple syrup telephone lines…and messenger moose… I have been told by people she went to school with that she was always an egotistical cunt who was out to win in the world of acting, because she loved the attention, felt she deserved the attention and getting cast in a massive show like Pretty Little Liars just supported all that she had been fed all her life, making her a bigger “I told you so” kind of twat… Maybe those are just haters gonna hate, when really they should only hate the fact that she’s not spread eagled in this instagram pic…because that’s the kind of thirsty for attention I like my famous Canadians turned Americans to be…because I hate that this is a failed Crotch shot…you see I have confidence in her attention generating noise she’s got the potential of making to really maximize her fame…I believe…we will one day see her nude…but today is not that day. The post Shay Mitchell Failed Crotch Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Schumer Kim K Publicity Stunt of the Day

I don’t like Amy Schumer because she’s not cute…but I guess she’s made the right jokes in her career, that allowed her to become relatively famous and break down the wall that you’d expect her to face, based on her looks alone…I mean bitch better be funny as fuck, while looking like this…and still getting on TV…just wouldn’t make sense if she wasn’t… Maybe I just don’t like female comedians, because girls just can’t be funny, or because their jokes are always about sucking dick and I am more into getting my dick sucked than listening to girls mock sucking dick… She’s been getting a lot of press, hosting shitty award shows…she’s relevant…she’s current…she is the new Whiteney Cummings, who you probably wouldn’t really want to cum on, but would…because you were drunk and it was late at night… Now she’s throwing herself in front of the Kanye and Kim…mocking them by pretedning they are GODS or some shit…and the whole thing is made better with Kim K tits… Here’s the video… I am more into the paparazzi stepping on Kim K’s dress… @TeamKanyeDaily @KimKardashian @LordPeezy pic.twitter.com/FcdGlUSZnA — Antonio Perez (@IAmYeezy77) April 21, 2015 But I’m really more into Kim K getting pissed on by black dudes…why hasn’t that sex tape been released yet? Here are her tits… The post Amy Schumer Kim K Publicity Stunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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