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Natalie Dormer For Esquire of the DAy

She’s some 31 year old from Game of Thrones and she;’s looking kinda hot…even if she’s from the UK and statistically not hot…the photographer managed to pull it together for her in a way her virgin nerds fans who watch Game of Thrones will be able to jerk off to her, even if they had no problem jerking off to her in her sci/fi fantasy hustle, because let’s face it, that’s kinda what virgin look for in a girl…because sci/fi fantasy is all they know or care about….. I know Game of Thrones is mainstream as shit and suburbanites watch the shit too, but when it comes to Fantasy, it’s alway more fun to single out the virgins…

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Natalie Dormer For Esquire of the DAy

Denisa Dvorakova for Who Cares…in Bathing Suits of the Day

Denisa Dvorakova won a model search a couple of years ago…she’s Czech like so many horrible people who deserve what is coming to them that I know…all hard faced….skinny…tall…and posing in swimwear….for some catalog shit…that doesn’t really matter…or inspire us to be better people…but it does remind us how shitty our lives are…cuz we aren’t on the beach staring at ass like this while sipping cocktails…in paradise feeling like we’ve made it and like we really grasp what living is….while instead we are defrosting a can of beans and a smoked ham we got on sale for Thanksgiving dinner….cuz we are ghetto and not fabulous like that… I give thanks for this bitch…from her Eastern European home reminds me of where I’ve failed….it gives me perspective and allows me to keep on going…

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Denisa Dvorakova for Who Cares…in Bathing Suits of the Day

Lina Posada Posing in Bikinis of the Day

This Lina Posada barely exists….she has no web presence….no wikipedia page…just a few obscure fans tracking her every lingerie shoot on Tumblr and facebook…..so I don’t know where this shoot is from…what it is for…when it happened…I just know that it did…and give thanks that it did …cuz it is thanksgiving and I give thanks to everything…but more importantly…cuz this no name…who may very well CGI…cuz I can’t seem to find any trace of human or anything about her….has a rockin’ ass….and she’s being used to almost her full potential…all this is missing is a little penetration… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lina Posada Posing in Bikinis of the Day

Lauren Cohan in a See Through Shirt for Ladygunn Magazine of the Day

I don’t watch Walking Dead…but thanks to virgin nerds everywhere…I know the shit matters…and that not just in the real world…but in the comic book world…shit’s fucking huge….so I can only assume…countless of you creeps love this 30 year old star of the shit…and will probably get a lot of use…and give a lot of thanks for this photoshoot for some obscure magazine….that involves no bra….reminding you of all the pussy you never had…while reminding me off the 19 year old at the bowling alley in a tank top last night…all bent over…and nipple flashing…what a slag….cuz braless is fashionable….a trend that is forever…at least according to me…and I know what I’m talking about….

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Lauren Cohan in a See Through Shirt for Ladygunn Magazine of the Day