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Alesha Dixon’s Unknown Swimsuit Pictures

Apparently I’m not up to date on my British celebrities, because I haven’t got the slightest clue who the hell this Alesha Dixon lady is, but I’m putting her up on the site anyway. I’m being told that she’s an English singer-songwriter, dancer, model and television personality. Huh, how about that. I guess you really do learn something new every day. Anyhow, to be honest I don’t really care who she is, she’s a chick on the beach in a sexy swimsuit and short shorts and that’s good enough for me. Enjoy.

Claudine Keane Is The New Face Body Of Ultimo Lingerie

The lingerie line Ultimo has a long tradition of picking super hot women to become the face of their undies…. Here’s another one. Her name is Claudine Keane and she’s got herself a body that is truly made for lingerie, probably by someone with a background in medicine or plastics, unfortunately she’s got a face on her that was tailor made for radio. What a shame.

Melanie Brown Packs In Her Mom Boobs

Here’s former Spice Girl Melanie Brown taking Eddie Murphy’s kid somewhere the other day wearing a typical California mom outfit. She’s got big cans, she shouldn’t be stuffing them into tight sports bras like this, let ‘em out. I’ve got to say that the Spice Girls have really gone downhill, I remember when they first bust onto the world stage with their crappy music and tacky/slutty outfits. Good times. Now they’re just old chicks who would rather have proper support for their boobs than sexiness. So lame.

Rotten Tuna: Melanie Brown

I’ve done a lot of Rotten Tuna posts over the last few years but I think these take the Rotten Tuna cake. Here’s former Spice Girl Melanie Brown living up to her Scary Spice nickname with an absolutely rotten new haircut arriving at LAX the other day. What the hell is this sh#t all about? This better not have been on purpose, I hope that her hair got caught in some sort of dangerous heavy machinery and the only way to save herself was to chop it off. That’s the only reasonable explanation for doing this to yourself.

Mel B’s Breasts Can’t Save Her Scary Face

I finally understand how Melanie Brown got her nickname Scary Spice … Yikes! That face is disturbing! Not even her big fake breasts can help save that mess! I don’t know if it’s just a very bad shot, but the damage is already done. I’m scared to go to sleep now…

Mel B’s Got Serious Cleavage

Here’s Mel B leaving her hotel wearing a corset. As if her fake breasts needed to be pushed up even more, not that I’m complaining, but aren’t those more useful for titty challenged girls like Annalynne McCord ?! Anyway, I hope this trend continues because at least you know what you’re getting in the bedroom before hitting on the chick in the club. more pictures of Mel B here