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Jenny McCarthy Gives Us A View

Looking down Jenny McCarthy ‘s dress is like getting in a time machine: one look at that cleavage takes me right back to the ’90s. Jenny’s definitely still got it, I just wish she’d stop with all the stupid facial expressions . I’d forgotten about those — I guess I’ve got a selective memory, and I was too busy focusing on the good parts. I think I’ll do the same with these pictures too. » view all 34 photos Related Articles: Jenny McCarthy’s Breasts Are Back Rotten Tuna: Jessica Alba Jessica Alba Must Be Going Crazy Jessica Alba Hotness Tease Photos: WENN.com

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Jenny McCarthy Gives Us A View

Jessica Alba Gives Us A Sweet View

God bless loose fitting tops and babies! Here is Jessica Alba giving us one of the best views of her sweetness since that bikini booty shot a few years back. Is it wrong for me to be jealous of her daughter for having front row seats to the Jessica Alba boob show? I know I’m pathetic.

Jennifer Lopez In A Sexy Jumpsuit

WTF! There are “professional” photographers following Jennifer Lopez around all day and they can’t get one shot of her famous fat booty? Especially, when she‘s wearing a tight fitting jumpsuit. I’d fire these clowns! However, on the bright side, at least they managed to get a shot of Jennifer’s “whoo ha” having a little snack on that jumpsuit’s material. There is no way the Paparazzi could have missed that.

Jessica Alba’s Tight Little Body In A Hot Dress

Is green the color of the fall? Jessica Alba made an appearance on Extra and it appears to me that she borrowed Olivia Munn ’s outfit. Personally, I think Jessica wore it better. She’s obviously much hotter and I love the way that dress hugs her body. I just want to peel it off slowly and reveal that MILFtastic body.

Jessica Alba’s Tight Little Package

I’m kind of hung over today, stupid delicious gin and tonics, so I’m going to get the ball rolling with some nice shots of some celebrity booty. Here’s Jessica Alba giving us a look at that sweet little package while she heads to her car yesterday. Alright, that’s pretty much all I’ve got, a hot chick in tight pants. Good enough.

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Busts Out The Girls

As far as busty British birds go, this Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace chick isn’t exactly the most famous, but she likes to get a little liquored up and walk around in trashy outfits for the cameras so I like her. I think she’s actually a lot pretty than most of these chicks, look at that smile, but she needs a few more watts in those headlights. I like the outfit thought, not enough women walk around with just a bra as a top. Very fashion forward.

Paulina Porizkova Ageless Bikini Pictures

If you don’t know who this Paulina Porizkova chick is, you probably weren’t around in the eighties. She’s a Czech former supermodel who married that weird looking guy form The Cars …. They were a popular band once. She was also a judge on America’s Next Top Model if that helps. Anyhow, she’s like fifty years old now and this is what she looks like in a bikini. Still pretty damn hot. I’d like to bounce that Czech. Ha!

Jenny McCarthy’s Breasts Are Back

When did Jenny McCarthy become a thing again? Is it nineteen ninety nine? I’m lost. Ah, I just found out she’s going to be the host of a really awful summer reality TV show about desperate lonely people looking for love. I guess Jennifer Love Hewitt wasn’t available. Anyhow, the good new is that Jenny’s big fake breasts don’t seem to have aged at all. Her face on the other hand looks like someone’s tried to do a little updating. Not good.

Jessica Alba Is Red Hot

I know it’s silly, but I’ve kind of got a thing for hot chicks feeding parking meters. It doesn’t make any sense, but I like it. I think it has something to do with slipping something into a coin slot. Anyhow, here’s Jessica Alba in her hot little red dress getting all hot and nasty with her dirty change on the streets of Los Angeles over the weekend. That’s it princess slip it in there. #weirdo

Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets A Little Sexy

I’ve got to say that for a career single lady, I guess she’d be considered a spinster now, Jennifer Love Hewitt is actually looking pretty good. I would have assumed she’d be pretty fat and most likely covered in cat hair, but she’s keeping it together. Here she is all tightly packed into a nice little dress yesterday. I like it. She must be so happy that Kim Kardashian came along and made big fat asses popular.