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Jessica Alba Is Red Hot

I know it’s silly, but I’ve kind of got a thing for hot chicks feeding parking meters. It doesn’t make any sense, but I like it. I think it has something to do with slipping something into a coin slot. Anyhow, here’s Jessica Alba in her hot little red dress getting all hot and nasty with her dirty change on the streets of Los Angeles over the weekend. That’s it princess slip it in there. #weirdo

Jessica Alba’s Hotness Feeds The Meter

I’ve been talking to my therapist about my fetish for hot chicks feeding parking meters, I still don’t think it’s that strange, and he seems to think it all stems from the fact that the coin represents a penis and the coin slot represents a vagina…. Thanks asshole, there’s a hundred and fifty bucks I’ll never see again. Anyhow, here’s hottie Jessica Alba slowly slipping slipping her coin into that eager slot the other day. Wait, does this mean I wish Jessica Alba had a penis? Now I’m really confused.