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Jessica Alba’s Perfect Mom Booty

Posted on May 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These aren’t exactly the best pictures you’ll ever see of Jessica Alba , a few perfect bikini shots come to mind, but some quality shots of that sweet little booty in some tight jeans are enough to make this douche happy. She should go on tour talking to future moms about what their bodies are supposed to look like after squeezing children out of the vagina. Amaze! She’s either got a whole lot of time to work out or some really good doctors. Well done.

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Reese Witherspoon’s Boobs Pop Out Of Her Dress

Posted on February 9, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure that Reese Witherspoon has been considered a sex object in like a decade now, unless you find women picking up their kids at school in sweatpants sexy, but I’ve got to say I’m kind of impressed with these shots. She’s looking good, not too wholesome and her breasts are falling out of her top. That works for me. I guess we better enjoy it while we can, her crappy new movie won’t be around for very long and I guarantee those sweatpants are close by.

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Jessica Alba Is Too Much To Handle

Posted on July 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Obviously I’m not a big fan of pregnant chicks, it just tells me they’re having sex with someone else, but I’ve always liked Jessica Alba so I’m going to try and look past it for this post. Here she is out yesterday running some errands, looking sexy and…. She’s huge!!! I can’t do it, sometimes if the angle is just right it looks like she’s not all that pregnant, like maybe she just had a big lunch or eight quick beers. But then you get the ones with the sun shining directly on it and it’s casting a shadow and it weirds me the hell out. I’m sorry, call me in a few months. Nice breasts though.

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Reese Witherspoon Is At It Again

Posted on May 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t believe I’m saying this again, but Reese Witherspoon actually looks pretty damn hot. Here she is at yet another premiere of her movie about elephants, or whatever the hell it is, dropping a nice sized chunk of cleavage for us. I hardly even notice that weird looking chin of hers. Thank you very much. This kind of outfit just seems to work for her, hopefully ow she’ll throw out the fifty or so turtleneck sweaters she’s got organized by color in her closet and keep the sexiness going.

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Jordana Brewster Sexy Maxim Bikini Pictures

Posted on April 4, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After all the wholesome chicks from the Kid’s Choice Awards and the Academy of Country Music Awards , which was a nice little change, I needed something a little hotter to get me back on track. Here’s hottie Jordana Brewster looking sexy in her little bikinis in the pages of

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Lucy Pinder Busts Out The Good Stuff

Posted on March 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Obviously I can’t resist posting pictures of busty British hottie Lucy Pinder every chance I get, I’ve been in love with her since I started this silly site. Here she is in some sexy lingerie showing off the two things I love the most about her, breast number one and breast number two… Not pictured in any particular order. I want to park my bicycle between those things, and when I say bicycle I mean my … You get the idea.

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Julianne Hough Gets A Little Chilly

Posted on March 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Are we back on this Dancing With The Stars garbage? Am I supposed to give a fat fart who the hell this

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Jessica Alba Takes Her Hotness Out

Posted on March 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m trying to keep Jessica Alba on everyone’s hotness radar, but the girl isn’t exactly making it easy on me. Almost every time I see her she’s wearing boring mom clothing, this outfit looks like the bibs the Korean ladies wear at the nail salon while you get a pedicure. Or so I here. Anyhow, her body still looks like it might be alright under there… Somewhere. Is it too much to ask to get a few bikini shots? Bring the kids to the beach, I don’t care, I just need to see something.

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Adriana Lima’s Spectacular Breasts

Posted on March 4, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Victoria’s Secret fashion show was over and done with months ago, I miss it already, but I’ve just found some of the best pictures from the event. Here’s supermodel Adriana Lima dancing it up behind the scenes with her incredibly hot breasts. There’s not really much to say here, those things are amazing. Now I know why that bra costs a million dollars, forget about the hundreds of diamonds covering it, look at it’s magical powers. Priceless.

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Kacey Jordan, Capri Anderson and Melanie Rios

Posted on March 4, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s pretty clear that everyone is cashing in on this whole Charlie Sheen madness, including myself by using the words Charlie Sheen in pretty much every post, so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that some of his former whores got together for some party. Here’s Kacey Jordan , Capri Anderson and Melanie Rios out last night at Scores in New Your City. Naturally the Charlie Sheen-ettes were dressed in their very best slut costumes. Wait, one of them is wearing pants. What the hell lady? No wonder you’ve been dropped from the harem. Pornstars in pants…. What a waste. more pictures of Kacey Jordan, Capri Anderson and Melanie Rios here

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