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Jessica Alba’s Hotness Feeds The Meter

Posted on January 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been talking to my therapist about my fetish for hot chicks feeding parking meters, I still don’t think it’s that strange, and he seems to think it all stems from the fact that the coin represents a penis and the coin slot represents a vagina…. Thanks asshole, there’s a hundred and fifty bucks I’ll never see again. Anyhow, here’s hottie Jessica Alba slowly slipping slipping her coin into that eager slot the other day. Wait, does this mean I wish Jessica Alba had a penis? Now I’m really confused.

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Jessica Alba’s Hotness Feeds The Meter

Posted on January 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been talking to my therapist about my fetish for hot chicks feeding parking meters, I still don’t think it’s that strange, and he seems to think it all stems from the fact that the coin represents a penis and the coin slot represents a vagina…. Thanks asshole, there’s a hundred and fifty bucks I’ll never see again. Anyhow, here’s hottie Jessica Alba slowly slipping slipping her coin into that eager slot the other day. Wait, does this mean I wish Jessica Alba had a penis? Now I’m really confused.

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Jessica Stroup Bikini Pictures

Posted on January 20, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m calling these Jessica Stroup bikini pictures because technically she’s wearing a bikini, unfortunately she keeps covering up all the good parts. What a waste, if you’re going to do it, do it right. I don’t really know why she’s walking around the streets in her bikini, but I’m glad someone decided to take a few pictures of her sweater. Thanks for nothing. At least we got the one shot of her boobs, that’s something I guess. Enjoy.

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Jessica Alba Could Be In A Bikini Real Soon

Posted on December 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have good news and bad news. The good news is that Jessica Alba is in Cabo and if the weather gets better, chances are we will be seeing her in a bikini real soon. The bad news is that she is getting that sweet ass cupped by what’s his name and not me.

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Jessica Alba’s Timeless Bikini Body

Posted on December 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is definitely an old picture of Jessica Alba in her tiny little bikini bottoms, her baby must have completely ruined that beautiful area, but I don’t remember seeing it so it’s new to me and that’s all that matters. Besides, it’s good to get a little nostalgic from time to time, especially around the holidays, so throwing in some classic Jessica Alba bikini pictures is just what the doctor ordered. Obviously in this situation I’m the doctor, mother will be so proud, and I need to take Jessica’s temperature…. The old fashioned way.

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Jessica Alba Is Still A Hot Piece

Posted on November 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jessica Alba Is Still A Hot Piece

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Jessica Alba is still hot as hell. Sure she doesn’t hit up the clubs in short little dresses as much as we’d probably like her too, and chances are her lady parts are completely ruined by giving birth, but she still manages to look good. Here she is in a photoshoot for something I know nothing about, giving the sexy bedroom eyes that made her famous and wearing a top that’s kinda see through. That’s good enough for me. Enjoy.

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Jessica Alba Gets Gagged

Posted on September 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

All I can say is seeing Jessica Alba held hostage by an Asian women in her latest movie is pretty damn hot. Now if only her mouth was gagged for the whole movie we wouldn’t notice her terrible acting.

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Jessica Alba’s Top Is Almost Invisible

Posted on September 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s not often I get pictures of Jessica Alba wearing a see through top so when it happens I want to jump all over it. No really, I want to jump all over that thing. Not in a creepy assault kind of way, in a very romantic dry hump kind of way. Anyhow, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a shirt this see through, it’s almost invisible. Some Frenchman somewhere could use that thing to make a fine cheese.

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Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass Secret Revealed

Posted on September 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If any of you young women out there who want to famous by doing nothing and who idolize Kim Kardashian and her big fat ass and are wondering how she does it… This is how she does it, she stuffs her face with frozen treats every chance she gets. Secret revealed. She’s also normally really in control of what the paparazzi get pictures of her doing so imagine all the crap she gobbles down when nobody’s looking. And I thought her ass was genetic, I didn’t know it took so much work. Nice.

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Jessica Alba Cleavage Needs Attention

Posted on September 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m loving the fact that Jessica Alba has finally got a new movie coming out, not because I think she’s a good actress and want to see all her work, far from it, because it means she has to stop wearing her frumpy mom outfits and class it up a bit. Here she is at a premiere of her latest crap showing off exactly why she gets chosen to be in movies that involve chicks getting sweaty while using firearms. Breasts like these were meant to be tanned, glistening and in super slow motion. Hot.

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