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Jessica Alba Drops A Little Cleavage

I haven’t watch The Late Show in a while, ever since that asshole screwed Conan off of television I’ve completely lost interest in it. I’m pretty sure I have a few facts mixed up in that statement so don’t quote me. Anyhow, here’s hot piece of celebrity ass Jessica Alba outside the Letterman studios the other day looking like well, a hot piece of celebrity ass. Well done.

Rachel Bilson’s Tight Top Saves The Day

Rachel Bilson has been all over the place in her

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Jessica Alba Flashes Some Booty

It’s not every day that I get pictures of Jessica Alba flashing her ass so I’m a little confused as to what I’m supposed to do here. She’s normally so meticulous as to how she presents herself, most of the time as a stay at home mom in sweatpants, so it’s strange to see her letting it all hang out. Literally. Anyhow, I’m not complaining, even a little Jessica Alba ass is better than none at all so I should keep my mouth shut and enjoy.

Jessica Alba Finally Gets My Attention

Today has been a day filled with all kinds of celebrity bikini pictures, so I’m a little disappointed with Jessica Alba for ruining the flow I had going over the last few posts. I guess showing up to the premiere of her crappy new movie in a bikini wouldn’t really fit the mood, but it might get her a little more attention. I know it would get mine. Anyhow, it’s nice to see her dressed in something other than her boring mom uniform or period pants. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

Reese Witherspoon’s Boobs Don’t Do It For Me

I’m not exactly thrilled with these pictures of Reese Witherspoon’s feeble attempt at cleavage either, but she’s a mother now and I guess that looking sexy just isn’t an option anymore. I suppose she’s had a decent run and it was about time to call it quits as a hot piece. She can always get commercial work as the woman with brittle bones or the mom who pisses herself when she laugh too hard. She’ll find something.

Jessica Alba Is Hot Just Alright Looking

I’ve been somewhat disappointed in the last few dozen or so Jessica Alba pictures I’ve had on the site, she’s a hot piece of ass and should be shown off, here she is looking like she’s on shore leave from the cruise liner she’s been working on. What the hell? She looks like she’s going clamming on Nantucket, and I don’t mean that in a sexual lesbian fantasy kind of way. I blame the kid, I know it’s not nice to point fingers at children, but if that kid never showed up things would be a lot hotter on the Jessica Alba front.

Jessica and Ashley Hart Bikini Pictures

Alright, this is exactly the kind of thing I’ve been waiting for all summer, two hot half naked chicks messing around together having a good old time. Here are sexy sisters Ashley and Jessica Hart playing frisbee in their sexy little bikinis together. I’ve heard of Ultimate Frisbee before, but I always thought it was something that losers did because they couldn’t play soccer. This is definitely Ultimate Frisbee … Can I play?

Jessica Alba’s Boring Hotness

Here’s Jessica Alba at the premiere or screening of some movie I’ve never heard of looking sexy in her little black dress. It’s nice to see her somewhat back to her old self, I’m sick of always seeing her in sensible shoes and jeans running errands like a typical mother. Boring. Not that these are so spectacular, but at least she’s wearing a dress. It’s something I guess. There weren’t any stairs around that we could get a picture of her walking up? Lame.

Pixie Lott In Her Lame Little Short Shorts

I have trouble keeping up with the random nobody hotties from England so I can’t really remember who the hell this Pixie Lott bird is, but she’s pretty cute for an English chick and I like that she’s wearing a little pair of short shorts on the airplane so I thought I’d share her with you guys. The caption to these pictures was ‘Pixie Lott flies out of Heathrow Airport to New York to watch the England v USA game in a bar’ . I knew that the Brits were into their soccer but that seems like a long way to go for a game. Why not fly to the actual World Cup ? Maybe it’s just me.

Jessica Alba Flashes…. Umm Nothing

Ever since Jessica Alba squeezed out that baby of hers, she just hasn’t been the same in my eyes. I’m not saying that she’s let her body go, far from it she’s still in good shape, but she seems to be lacking the sex appeal she used to have. Here she is doing a little shopping in an inordinate amount of clothing. Ooooh I can see her bare shoulders in that sexy sleeveless vest of hers…. I think my penis just yawned.