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Serena Williams Shows Off Her Glutes

Normally if I’m going to post pictures of tennis stars, I prefer them to be petite, blonde and either russian or from some other former Soviet nation. But apparently I thought that today I should mix it up with some shots of Serena Williams showing off her absolutely massive muscular booty in a really hard working dress. I don’t know why either, but it’s happening. I like a big booty as much as the next guy, but this thing is a little much. You could crush an average sized man with this thing. Yikes.

Kim Kardashian’s Booty Needs A Serious Workout

I seem to see a hell of a lot more pictures of Kim Kardashian in hard working yoga pants getting her nails done than actually going to the gym. I may be wrong, but I think people care less about her nails and more about the size of her ever growing posterior. I think she needs to spend less time having asian ladies paint her toe nails and more time doing some deep knee bends. That thing is getting weird looking.

Melissa Molinaro Makes Kim Kardashian Look Fat

Here’s what some people say is Kim Kardashian ‘s lookalike, Melissa Molinaro. I don’t see the resemblance. Melissa is damn hot and has a tight body and Kim, well she’s the opposite of that. Anyway, in case you don’t know who Melissa is, she’s some Canadian chick who I guess sings and dances. I’m “sure” she’s very talented.

Melissa Molinaro Makes Kim Kardashian Look Fat

Here’s what some people say is Kim Kardashian ‘s lookalike, Melissa Molinaro. I don’t see the resemblance. Melissa is damn hot and has a tight body and Kim, well she’s the opposite of that. Anyway, in case you don’t know who Melissa is, she’s some Canadian chick who I guess sings and dances. I’m “sure” she’s very talented.

Kim Kardashian’s Big Beautiful Booty

Here’s Kim Kardashian and her big beautiful booty all tarted up in a tight red dress outside the studios of Live with Regis & Kelly the other day. I’m not sure if her dress is see through or if the fabric is just so stretched out trying to contain that thing that it just looks see through. Either way, I like it. These two make a pretty good pair. I think Kelly could probably toss Kim around the sack with those muscular arms of hers. Would that be something I could watch? I’ve got cash.

Kendall Jenner Gets A Little Inapropriate

It would seem that we’ve got a new member of the Kardashian tribe trying to make her mark. Here’s sixteen year old Kendall Jenner practicing her stripper pole moves with some of her hussy friends. Classy. I guess when you’ve got roll models who got famous for sextapes and whoring themselves out for reality TV shows… This is what happens.

Kendall Jenner Is A Fine Young Woman

In case you were wondering, Kendall Jenner just turned sixteen years old…. Yup.

Audrina Patridge vs Kristin Cavallari: You Decide

Alright, I’m a little torn by these pictures. Here are Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari hanging out at some party the other night, trying their best to out do each other with their hotness. I don’t know which nobody is my favorite. One’s wearing a short little skirt and the other’s wearing leather pants…. I don’t know that to do. You guys are going to have to help me out by telling me what you think in the comment section below. I need your help. more pictures of Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari here

Kim Kardashian’s Leafy Cleavage

Here’s Kim Kardashian camouflaging her big booty in some sort of leafy elf vixen costume. I don’t know what she’s supposed to be, but I’m sure some nerd will email me all the details about her being some obscure superhero or something else I don’t care about. All I know is that I wouldn’t mind diving into this pile of leaves….. Penis first. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

Kim Kardashian Breaks Out The Curves

I thought that after posting a few pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt squeezed tightly into a few pairs of Spanx and a tight dress, I thought I’d give queen of the big behinds Kim Kardashian a chance at a booty rebuttal. Here she is in New York City yesterday showing off some impressive curves in a really hard working dress. You know her Spanx are stretched to the limit. I bet she goes through a dozen or so pairs of those things each week. I hope she donates the used ones to charity.