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Kim Kardashian’s Booty Needs A Serious Workout

I seem to see a hell of a lot more pictures of Kim Kardashian in hard working yoga pants getting her nails done than actually going to the gym. I may be wrong, but I think people care less about her nails and more about the size of her ever growing posterior. I think she needs to spend less time having asian ladies paint her toe nails and more time doing some deep knee bends. That thing is getting weird looking.

Melissa Molinaro Makes Kim Kardashian Look Fat

Here’s what some people say is Kim Kardashian ‘s lookalike, Melissa Molinaro. I don’t see the resemblance. Melissa is damn hot and has a tight body and Kim, well she’s the opposite of that. Anyway, in case you don’t know who Melissa is, she’s some Canadian chick who I guess sings and dances. I’m “sure” she’s very talented.

Melissa Molinaro Makes Kim Kardashian Look Fat

Here’s what some people say is Kim Kardashian ‘s lookalike, Melissa Molinaro. I don’t see the resemblance. Melissa is damn hot and has a tight body and Kim, well she’s the opposite of that. Anyway, in case you don’t know who Melissa is, she’s some Canadian chick who I guess sings and dances. I’m “sure” she’s very talented.

Kim Kardashian Drops Some Artistic Cleavage

I don’t know what the deal is with these shots of Kim Kardashian , I guess this is supposed to be artistic or something, who knows, all I care about is that she’s showing off a hell of a lot of cleavage and I’m alright with it. I love that taking pictures of yourself in a bra has become mainstream, everybody’s doing it now, thanks Twitter nerds. I’m sure this is exactly what they had in mind when they created the site.

Kendall Jenner Is A Cheerleader

I’m not sure how old Kendall Jenner is, I think she might be legal in some eastern European countries, but let’s not go there. Here she is in her cheerleader costume… That’s pretty much it.

Kim Kardashian Flashes Her Breasts Belly

Apparently Kim Kardashian and her big booty are over in England pushing some crappy fragrance or feminine hygiene product of hers on the poor British. I don’t understand the fascination with smelly like a reality TV star, I’m going to come out with my own HollywoodTuna fragrance… Guess what it’s going to smell like. Anyhow, at least she decided to wear a tight fitting dress for the occasion. Although, when you’ve got a booty as big as Kim’s, everything is tight fitting.

Kim Kardashian Flashes Her Spanx

Here’s Kim Kardashian out the other night in her sexy red dress giving us a nice peek at her hard working Spanx . I highly doubt that anyone is surprised that this chick wears Spanx , that ass can’t be contained by mere pantyhose, I would have thought she’d double that crap up just in case one layer failed. Dangerous. Anyhow, I didn’t really need to know all the secrets about how she keeps that big ass under control, some things should remain a secret.

Kim Kardashian Flashes Her Spanx

Here’s Kim Kardashian out the other night in her sexy red dress giving us a nice peek at her hard working Spanx . I highly doubt that anyone is surprised that this chick wears Spanx , that ass can’t be contained by mere pantyhose, I would have thought she’d double that crap up just in case one layer failed. Dangerous. Anyhow, I didn’t really need to know all the secrets about how she keeps that big ass under control, some things should remain a secret.

Kim Kardashian Flashes Her Spanx

Here’s Kim Kardashian out the other night in her sexy red dress giving us a nice peek at her hard working Spanx . I highly doubt that anyone is surprised that this chick wears Spanx , that ass can’t be contained by mere pantyhose, I would have thought she’d double that crap up just in case one layer failed. Dangerous. Anyhow, I didn’t really need to know all the secrets about how she keeps that big ass under control, some things should remain a secret.

Kim Kardashian’s Business Booty Pops

Every time I see pictures of Kim Kardashian’s big booty walking around, I feel like there should be some rap music from the 90′s playing. I don’t know why, it just seems to fit. Here she is at some event somewhere with her ‘assets’ all dressed up in a nice pair of business slacks. No matter how slimming black is, that booty is still going to pop. And I love it. Trying to tame Kim’s butt is like trying to catch the wind…. Can’t be done.