I am an animal lover, but I may just be a human hater, and my be an animal lover due to circumstances, you know the basic human need for love, that I am just directing towards animals because they possess the features you’d want to find in humans, but humans don’t have due to egos and narcissism… No, I just think I like animals, they are great, that’s not to say I don’t eat meat like some kind of hippie faggot, I am more into eating meat that I get at restaurants and never have to see or touch because I wouldn’t be able to kill an animal to satisfy my love for the tenderness of a chicken’s soul…but I can eat that shit fried up off the bone like a psychopath. That said, PETA is the key animal advocate organization that probably runs a scam like all the non-profits, overpaying the execs, but that gives famewhores everywhere an excuse to make a spectacle for their cause…keeping PETA talked about…while they try to organize actual campaigns with actual celebs…. I mean why wouldn’t they give Stodden the OK on this, it gets their message across and costs them nothing, bitch just needs an excuse and I guess PETA gives it… Fame whoring for a good cause is a good excuse and may still be famewhoring…but its’ a good cause…I just thought PETA was about getting people naked, not half naked and covered in what looks like period art, up on some NEW FEMINIST ARTIST….the pornstar version…because STODDEN does softcore porn for VIVID…. The post Courtney Stodden’s Famewhoring for the Animals of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I was surfing one of our partner’s sites called Slixa.com . It is the Best Escort Directory On The Internet and it got me to thinking that escorts are better than the regular girls looking for long term relationships, or more importantly, the ones you’re wasting your time trying to get attention from…with nothing to show for it. Here are the top 5 reasons why escorts are better than internet dating. 5- They Don’t Nag You / Annoy You / Ruin Your Life Whenever you are in a committed relationship, or even dating, the tables quickly shift from “I hate being alone, I am going to get a girlfriend…to I need to be alone, I can’t handle this girl anymore, she is making her problems my problems, and my life an accessory or puppet in her life”…a life filled with plans you have no say in, gossip you don’t care about, activities you don’t want to participate in…you know from hot and passionate and fun to “you snore too loud, you forget to use a coaster, do I look fat”….what happened to the fun and sex? Oh right, it died after we first had sex…or after you broke my fucking heart…you get what I am saying here…emotions are better spent on dogs. 4- You Get to Choose Them Whenever you are in a relationship, or even dating, it always ends up being a committed relationship after a while…where for whatever amount of time you’re with that person…you have to have the same sex with the same body with that person…she may try to switch it up and keep things fresh…but it never is. Not to mention you end up with whatever girl you end up settling with. Not the pornstar you want to be with. In life girls choose us, with escorts, we choose them… You choose the escort or escorts like a menu of the most mind blowing and unforgettable kind from the pornstar escorts /a> you already love, to Las Vegas Escorts , to pretty much anything you want…you choose depending on your mood. 3- No Pressure When it comes to dating at any level, there is pressure. There is a song and dance that involves seduction, even if you’ve been together forever. You have to do the right things and say the right things. But with escorts, you don’t have to wear the right thing, smell the right cologne, send the right Valentines Day card message…you don’t have to have a great body, or even be handsome at all, you only have to be anything but your amazing self, and that Escort will embrace it. 2- No Need to Wine and Dine – It’s All About You….. When you are dating or married, you have invested time and money into a person. Whether it’s 20 dollars for a coffee date, 50 dollars for a movie date and 100 dollars for a dinner date…you are throwing money in the fire or worst the unknown where there is no guarantee of fire….unless of course you like the companionship and would rather be at coffee, at a movie, or at dinner than sitting at home in your underwear being left alone…there’s always an investment with no Guarantee of getting the attention that you want to get, even after you get married and she gets half of everything…you don’t get what you want, on your terms…you cater to her…which sucks…. 1- No Ulterior Motive Girls who aren’t Escorts are the Actual Whores. They are out for themselves, always dating up, out for your money..grabbing you by the balls…before stomping on them and leaving you a shell of yourself…a broken man especially after finding out she banged all your friends…you get what I am saying here…and that is who knows why a girl is into you, or if she’s sincere in her efforts…. SO If you’re looking for love, romance, the Pornstar experience, a Girlfriend experience, a good time while on vacation…or on business while the wife is at home with the kids…with a girl who won’t judge, who will make all your dreams come true, leading to legendary memories….instead of hitting Match.com or OKCupid to be disappointed with garbage…VISIT The Best Escort Directory Ever …It’s the Facebook for escorts…. Here are some pics of some of their amazing girls:
I don’t watch Game of Thrones. That whole scifi/fantasy shit has made me uncomfortable since High School, when I’d walk by the nerds in the Sci/Fi Fantasy club interacting with their own kind in the most socially awkward way. Not that being a loner is that much better, I mean at least they found people they can trade nerd secrets with, establish a bond that lasts for a lifetime, filled with conventions, cosplay and going to war in the park on weekends, it just makes me uncomfortable, especially when nerd guys and nerd girls link up and discuss how awesome their apartment is going to be with the video game/Magic the Gathering room they are going to be setting up. You know what I mean, it’s like I don’t care that shit exists, I’m glad for them that they found each other to bond over the shit, but I just can’t take wizards, dragons and all that shit seriously. It doesn’t exist, my brain can’t get into it,if anything I find it stupider than XENA, but these screenshots from the latest Game of Thrones are awesome, because I don’t have to listen to the bullshit and I can focus on what matters, contortionist ass contortionized.
Apr 21, 2013 | Mommy #Keek Confession @Break thinking in clear air:) by f1abraham on Keek.com Here’s Teen Mom Farrah using her low level celebrity and new found interest thanks to a sex tape scandal that I am pretty sure actually happened and will actually be released because she’s just at that level of fame, and has that level of talent, and sometimes that publicity stunt is the only way. You know look at all the people it worked for, ignore all the people in backfired on, what’s she really got to lose. I mean, I just wish she’d get on with the sex tape shit though, this listening to her talk about nonsense that doesn’t matter is annoying. It’s like going on a date, knowing you have it in the bag, if only you can stomach listening to the bitch another hour before she’s drunk enough to shut up with your dick. I mean she’s going on with her life lessons from an uneducated teen mom, fuck yourself, or fuck James Deen like the pornstar attention craving butter face you are. Don’t get me wrong, her butter face isn’t a deal breaker, I’d totally watch any girl, no matter how wrecked her face is, fuck. TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
There’s nothing I like more than hot ass pornstars hanging out together in sexy outfits that barely fit over their sexy little bodies. Here are Jesse Jane and Kayden Kross getting all up close and personal with each other at the opening of the 2012 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo . I’d love to be the meat in this pornstar sandwich. I know that sounds dirty and it was meant to. Hot.
Here’s Jennifer Aniston topless and grabbing her tit for smart water. I’d like to say that this is the only kind of whoring she can do, since any guys her high expectation cunt goes after, cuz she thinks she is hotter than she is, in some high maintenace annoying way, run as far as they can away from her and her dying to get knocked up uterus. I’d like to say that this picture simulates what she does to herself while masturbating while remembering the love Brad Pitt had for her before giving her Angelina herp. But it’s not all that amazing whoring or sexual, considering we can’t see nipple, and really nipple is what defines topless to me, cuz not wearing a shirt just doesn’t always cut it….like in this case…our prerequisites over the years have shifted to become more hardcore…. But I will say that she’s definitely putting herself out there to be remembered, noticed and possible to get knocked up… Think of this as her personal ad….
If you’re like me, then you’ve probably forgot about Paris Hilton. You know that annoying cunt who got paid far too much for doing nothing, all because she had a sex tape. Well apparently she’s got a new Reality show…one I assume she promoted on some CNN Larry King the UK edition….the other day, where she was crying about the sex tape…and how it ruined her and how a whore, slut cunt like her is labeled wrong…and how she’ll never live it down….and how she had nothing to do with all the other whole slut cunt behavior that happened after the sex tape…like the cunt flashing, the Paris Exposed, etc etc etc ….. I guess she was getting jealous of the Kardashians and felt it was time to reclaim her title, her hustle, as queen of the pornstar cross over rich girls…. So she got naked in the bath for her show…Obviously…. Too bad no one was there to throw a plugged in hair dryer at her… To See The Rest of the Pictures GO It’s all too familiar…Her hustle is on repeat – thus boring…. To See The Rest of the Pictures GO
Here’s Kim Kardashian out the other night in her sexy red dress giving us a nice peek at her hard working Spanx . I highly doubt that anyone is surprised that this chick wears Spanx , that ass can’t be contained by mere pantyhose, I would have thought she’d double that crap up just in case one layer failed. Dangerous. Anyhow, I didn’t really need to know all the secrets about how she keeps that big ass under control, some things should remain a secret.
Here’s Kim Kardashian out the other night in her sexy red dress giving us a nice peek at her hard working Spanx . I highly doubt that anyone is surprised that this chick wears Spanx , that ass can’t be contained by mere pantyhose, I would have thought she’d double that crap up just in case one layer failed. Dangerous. Anyhow, I didn’t really need to know all the secrets about how she keeps that big ass under control, some things should remain a secret.
Here’s Kim Kardashian out the other night in her sexy red dress giving us a nice peek at her hard working Spanx . I highly doubt that anyone is surprised that this chick wears Spanx , that ass can’t be contained by mere pantyhose, I would have thought she’d double that crap up just in case one layer failed. Dangerous. Anyhow, I didn’t really need to know all the secrets about how she keeps that big ass under control, some things should remain a secret.
