I dont’ know who Raisa Raudas is…I guess I could google her…but I figure I’ll just post her nipples and do some outreach to you, my friend, my only friend, to do it for me…. I accept emails….or comments… I don’t know why my brain is so lazy, maybe I’ve stroked out like Luke Perry. Maybe writing this site all these years has robbed me of my hopes, dreams, hustle, inspiration…my attempts to troll the mainstream media dead like my spirit….even when girls like Raisa Raudas are still out there motivated, doing all they can to reach their hopes and dreams….even put their tits out there….in what isn’t erotic in Europe…but is Erotic in America…and I’m sure Europeans still jerk off to tits…I mean at least the non queer ones who are hard to find since they all have the silly queer accents… Point being….Raisa Raudas…doing good things for all of us. The post Raisa Raudas Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Somebody forward this to Demi Lovato – the long term affects of opioids are NOT HOT…but they aren’t that bad… I mean at least Courtney Love hasn’t had public overdoses like the candy-coated Disney opiate addicts, and she’s been consistently alive throughout the years of opiate addiction, even getting away with murder, being nominated for Oscars, like she was a celebrity and not a gutter fucking addict….from the streets…I mean in a lot of ways, this zombie looking monster…who isn’t fat….should be a mentor to crackheads out there…you can make it…you can live your best life…you don’t need to be out there eating trash under an overpass… I have a crackhead fetish, most of the hookers I can afford are crackheads, and despite their rotten teeth and rank cunts, they are pretty fit looking…so I’m into this…I am into giving crackheads hope they too can live their best life ….even if I can step back and can still be terrified by it….it doesn’t mean it isn’t hot. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Courtney Love Hard Heroin Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Who’s the Boss was on a real long time ago..and she was 18 then….so she must be really fucking old now….I mean at least based on her photoshop or facetune skills…get this blind granny some glasses and some free tutorials at the community center because she’s wiped out her face…all I see is eyes…pretty amateur for a famous enough child star turned Alyssa Milano….adult… I’m just bummed she’s not calling me out on social media like she once did…back in the era of mattering…before being blocked by her and forgotten…as these things happen…because that would have been the best Birthday gift…instead I’m faced with mortality….again….tragic…really… I don’t know what this promo pic weirdness is, I’m just posting it for the old lady tits… The post Alyssa Milano Photoshopped Face Weirdness cuz She’s Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney is one of the cheesiest bitches around. Sure she’s got huge tits and a relatively skinny body…and looks good from the neck down when naked…and sure she’s got herself semi famous, with a following, all because she has monster tits…and sure she somehow fucked her way onto dancing with the stars – before she was ever a star – because of her big tits….I mean at least other tits on Dancing with the Stars like Joanna Krupa had a 10 year low level career…this one…had done zero…very very odd…something that probably gives a bitch an ego….that she probably already had thanks to being a rich kid with big tits who everyone fed into because they like big tits… Whenever I look at her, in cheesy shoots like this, or in her own self produced shit, I think…damn those are big tits…why are they in Malibu and not working at Coyote Ugly or Hooters in Florida…it just makes no sense to me..but I guess she’s smart enough to scam harder, scam bigger…because when you have tits like that…they are a gift that open so many doors…so open those doors.. The post Charlotte McKinney Strategic Nude SHoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I heard jewelry sales are down 20 percent this Christmas….over last Christmas – which means Jewelry manufacturers need to step their game up and get models like Margaux Brooke, who I’ve never heard of, but who is naked for a Jewelry brand, to get naked for a Jewelry brand… I’ve seen similar, possibly the same company, with their nude shoots, because keep it pure and simple, about the jewelry, and nothing else…but a naked girl…because naked girls fucking sell product it’s the one thing I learned in an advertising class I took in community college… I don’t know much about Margaux Brooke, but I have seen her tits, which is my ideal relationship with a girl, I mean at least starting point of an ideal relationship, since I am more of a gaping asshole kind of guy…..because once you start getting to know them, their wants and needs, maybe even their story, their dreams, their journey, their ambition, their sexual history, the time their teacher told them they would amount to nothing or the time they got raped, the bad relationships, things become less about cumming to them, on them or in them…and more about hating them because their nonsense is getting in the way of cumming to them….anything deeper than tits or gaping asshole has a 99 percent change of ruining a person – as 99 percent of people are the fucking worst…. This logic applies to hookers also, because when you pay them to come over, and start talking to them, you’ll never get the to shut up, and when you’re paying them to suck your dick, if you even get to that point, if you even want that to happen after they go into their shit because they are hookers and see you as a therapy session – or an opportunity to sob story you so they don’t have to suck your dick but will still take your money when the hour is up – because they are hookers…..hookers… The post Margaux Brooke Jewelry Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kesler Tran is a photographer who takes great pics of models in LA…who are willing to get naked, like this one named Elizabeth…who I guess doesn’t want to put her last name out there so you can’t google her…because she’s testing the water of the artistic nudes make you viral like Emily Ratajkowski and even Charlie Sheen…if the right rich guy comes along and gives you work for sex… It’s a whole scene, almost a right of passage that involves getting naked as for a handful of people, that a handful of powerful people notice in their day because they like seeing girls they see around, often times local sluts…naked…it plants the seed for them to want to help them out..in exchange for sex.. I’m not saying Lizzie here is a hooker…but she’s naked…in pictures…for free…which is almost worse…I mean at least get paid for these guys using your body to get attention…doing it for exposure is just dumb. The post Elizabeth by Kesler Tran of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In the event you were like me and just assumed that Jessica Biel was a man, who dressed like a woman, for the sake of her career and to beard the man she threw her career away from, because he was her N Sync crush….I mean at least that’s what her muscular back was saying…well apparently she’s pregnant…and actually has a vagina…if you take a picture of Timberlake kissing a faceless stomach that might as well be her surrogate, and that any picture you see of her with a baby bump could just be movie magic…because they do live in LA you know… Either way…the baby is on the way…and I heard it is already owned by Disney, it was in the contract Timberlake’s family signed when they sold him to the cult many fucking years ago.
Hanna Koczewska is a Polish model, who I guess was tall enough to escape the Eastern European, Mafia Controlled sex trade, but instead got thrown into modelling, where I guess she wants to see international success, because she’s already willing to get naked for fashion, and I’m already willing to look at her tits. The photographer behind this shoot is Sebastian Cviq ….and I may not like Black & WHite, because I feel it’s a little to basic artistic, you know what you’d expect from a hack trying to come across as artistic, in an era where pics are digital, and black & white film unnecessary… But You can still see her tits…and that’s a win for all of us… If you’re lucky, you may be able to google her and find her on webcam on a bride site…you now before her actual success sets in…or happens…girl still needs to pay her rent….
Possible Robot created in Tom Cruise’s 100 million dollar lab in the basement of his 100 million dollar home because Tom Cruise is a leader of Scientology, since it is the only place int he world where he’s not gay – Katie Holmes… She has ventured out into the world on her own, without him, I mean at least that’s what she wants you to think, since she still probably sees him thanks to sharing a devil alien baby – and money…you know he’s the “Charging Station”…now that the contract has expired and he’s gone onto find more beards…in a horribly boring storyline… And in her journey, she’s got herself Topless in Glamour..in the least erotic way, we can blame her robot programming for that, because Tom Cruise and his engineers weren’t the best when it came to figuring out how to make a woman sexy…I assume the conversation was like “putting a 12 inch black cock on her isn’t the best solution TOM”….”Yes, I know you are paying me, but a 12 inch black cock will defeat the purpose of making you a wife”… Here are the pics.
Sure, nature can be pretty fascinating, I mean at least a lot more fascinating than watching a bunch of assholes trying to get laid in the club, because animals actually fuck each other up…and not go to jail for it, while I can just pretend all those assholes with their bottle service and gold digging girls dancing on tables would be eaten in half by some other species while listening to bad music…. But I don’t think I’d be filming it like it mattered…or more importantly getting as excited about it as these guys, but it still made me laugh and I am ready for the Auto Tune…
