Who’s the Boss was on a real long time ago..and she was 18 then….so she must be really fucking old now….I mean at least based on her photoshop or facetune skills…get this blind granny some glasses and some free tutorials at the community center because she’s wiped out her face…all I see is eyes…pretty amateur for a famous enough child star turned Alyssa Milano….adult… I’m just bummed she’s not calling me out on social media like she once did…back in the era of mattering…before being blocked by her and forgotten…as these things happen…because that would have been the best Birthday gift…instead I’m faced with mortality….again….tragic…really… I don’t know what this promo pic weirdness is, I’m just posting it for the old lady tits… The post Alyssa Milano Photoshopped Face Weirdness cuz She’s Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently it’s Alessandra Ambrosio ‘s turn to do one of these boring LOVE Magazine advent shoots now, and don’t worry, I’ve got the video for you below. Although if you ask me, it’s sort of a waste of this MILF’s talents. I mean, if she’s willing to do softcore porn like this, why not just go all in and film that sex tape I’ve been bugging her about for years? It would’ve been the best Christmas gift she ever could’ve given us.
Now that Gwyneth Paltrow is through consciously uncoupling with Chris Martin , she’s officially in the market for some new A-list arm candy. Given, Gwinnie’s insanely inflated sense of self-importance, we probably shouldn’t be surprised that she’s gone full-Lewinsky and set her sights on the highest office in the land for some truly historic bow-chicka-wow-wow. It all started when Paltrow hosted a fundraiser for the Democratic party yesterday, in preparation for next month’s midterm elections. President Obama attended the festivities and, of course, with her ex dating Jennifer Lawrence , Paltrow couldn’t simply meet the POTUS. No, she had to try and seduce him into forming a more perfect union, if ya know what we mean: “You’re so handsome that I can’t speak properly,” Gwyneth gushed on stage before handing off the mic to Obama. Bear in mind, that this is a woman who once dated Brad Pitt, so if she’s that flustered by good-looking dudes, she probably didn’t say a word for their entire three-year relationship…which may help explain how they stayed together so long. Of course, fan-girling out like a tween at a One Direction concert wasn’t the only manner in which Paltrow embarrassed herself in front of the leader of the free world. The actress also referred to herself as a “working mother,” which is hilarious when you remember that just a few months ago Paltrow’s comments about working moms pissed off pretty much the entire Internet…and with good reason. Frankly, we’re glad that Gwyneth is getting more involved in politics. No, really – between ISIS, and Ebola, and Amanda Bynes, the evening news could use a little comic relief, and we think Gwinnie is just the gal to provide it. 7 Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes That Forecasted Her Divorce I’ve learned more about myself being married than anything else. I hate to say, “We’ve got it worked out,” because you never know what’s going to happen, but we laugh, we’re good friends, we like to do the same stuff. Gwyneth Paltrow Permalink: We like the same stuff. Added: March 27, 2014 1. We like the same stuff. I’ve learned more about myself being married than anything else. I hate to say, “We’ve got it worked out,” because you never know what’s…
Earlier today, Amanda Bynes accused her father of sexual abuse in a series of shocking tweets. Moments ago, however, the actress retracted her allegations in a fashion that’s raised further concerns about the state of her mental health. “My dad never did those things,” Bynes posted on Twitter. “The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he’s the one that ordered them to microchip me.” Bynes has spoken about the “microchip” in her brain in the past, claiming that she believes it was implanted to enable the public to read her thoughts. Amanda spent much of today graphically detailing the manner in which she was sexually abused as a child, and announcing her plans to file for a restraining order against her father . A lawyer for Rick and Lynn Bynes promptly issued a statement denying the allegations. Just before Amanda posted her latest tweet, Lynn Bynes made a statement of her own, saying: “I am heartbroken for my husband of 47 years. Rick has been the best husband and father a family could ask for. He has never abused Amanda or our other children physically or sexually. These accusations are horrible and could not be further from the truth.” As it becomes increasingly clear that Amanda is in desperate need of psychiatric evaluation, sources say Lynn Bynes is making an emergency trip to New York to attempt to convince her daughter to seek treatment. 45 Seriously OMG WTF Amanda Bynes Photos 1. Amanda Bynes is Dope Amanda Bynes thinks she is dope. The actress has posted this photo to Twitter.
Edita Vilkeviciute is what I like to call a titty model, even though all models are technically titty models nowadays, you know since tit for fashion has become the norm, something we embrace, and where titty models are a thing of a past…you know in an era there was Fashion Models, Titty Models, Pornstars…. Now the low level name or what I like to call the derogatory term for low grade attention seeking models who make no money – and who are too short and too dumpy to get a real modelling jobs…but who get naked…you know the girls we would call titty models in the past…is Instagram Model. Edita Vilkeviciute is not an instagram model…she’s straight from Lithuania and she’s avoided being sold off in the sex trade – and is instead booking major campaigns that probably pay more than 100k for Calvin Klein, where she isn’t showing her tits…in fact where it’s more about this hairless chiseled man and his spread leg crotch shot – than her…probably because only fags wear Calvins. Who knows. I prefer her NAKED
How will it end for Walter White on the Breaking Bad finale? Regardless, he will go down as one of the best TV characters on one of the best shows of all time. Since its unheralded inception in 2008, the AMC drama has arguably been the best drama ever, and unlike its protagonist Walt, it’s only gotten better with age. Breaking Bad Finale Promo Tonight’s swan song has become a wildly anticipated TV event in part because we’ve known for so long that the end is near for the drama, and for Walt. Creator Vince Gilligan set out with the premise of turning Mr. Chips into Scarface, and that vision has been unyielding through five seasons and 61 episodes. There have been few, if any, convoluted tangents, plot holes or unneeded melodramatic twists. Just one riveting, ongoing and impeccably produced journey. We saw Bryan Cranston’s Walt at the beginning of that vision, and after his rapid rise and fall from meth lord grace, tonight we will see him at its end. The only thing left to do is fill in the blanks. Does Walt die? And how? The die was cast early in the Breaking Bad ‘s final season. Having ascended to the top of his meth empire, Heisenberg’s undoing came slowly but surely. After a series of dramatic confrontations with Hank, Jesse, Todd and most notably Skyler and Walt Jr., there was nothing left for the kingpin to do but run. Unable to cope with living out his disgraced final, cancerous days in hiding, Walt is headed back to the Land of Enchantment from the Granite State. His motives? Not entirely clear. But this is the Man Who Knocks, not the Man Who is Summarily Dismissed By His Former Business Partner on TV. The concluding scene on last week’s penultimate episode summed up the inner conflict of Walt. He does love, and want to provide for, his family. But he’s also gone total Heisenberg and is irredeemable at this point. We know from two flash forwards that he makes it back to Albuquerque, bearded, armed and extremely dangerous. To what end? That’s entirely unclear. Does he use the ricin on himself? Will he save Jesse? What will become of the family he once set out to provide for above all else? All bets are off. The finale, titled “Felina,” will be used to tie up loose ends as we learn the fate of Walt and those who have not been killed in his tyrannical wake thus far. Don’t expect any spoilers because the cast and producers have been tight-lipped, and perhaps for the first time ever, fans wouldn’t even WANT to know. The only thing we can say is that whatever happens, we would be shocked if the Breaking Bad finale did not come to an epic and satisfying conclusion. It all gets underway at 9 p.m. EST on AMC. Fasten your seatbelts. VOTE: Will Walt die on the series finale of Breaking Bad? Yes. Someone will take him out. Yes. By his own hand. No. He’ll survive! View Poll »
How will it end for Walter White on the Breaking Bad finale? Regardless, he will go down as one of the best TV characters on one of the best shows of all time. Since its unheralded inception in 2008, the AMC drama has arguably been the best drama ever, and unlike its protagonist Walt, it’s only gotten better with age. Breaking Bad Finale Promo Tonight’s swan song has become a wildly anticipated TV event in part because we’ve known for so long that the end is near for the drama, and for Walt. Creator Vince Gilligan set out with the premise of turning Mr. Chips into Scarface, and that vision has been unyielding through five seasons and 61 episodes. There have been few, if any, convoluted tangents, plot holes or unneeded melodramatic twists. Just one riveting, ongoing and impeccably produced journey. We saw Bryan Cranston’s Walt at the beginning of that vision, and after his rapid rise and fall from meth lord grace, tonight we will see him at its end. The only thing left to do is fill in the blanks. Does Walt die? And how? The die was cast early in the Breaking Bad ‘s final season. Having ascended to the top of his meth empire, Heisenberg’s undoing came slowly but surely. After a series of dramatic confrontations with Hank, Jesse, Todd and most notably Skyler and Walt Jr., there was nothing left for the kingpin to do but run. Unable to cope with living out his disgraced final, cancerous days in hiding, Walt is headed back to the Land of Enchantment from the Granite State. His motives? Not entirely clear. But this is the Man Who Knocks, not the Man Who is Summarily Dismissed By His Former Business Partner on TV. The concluding scene on last week’s penultimate episode summed up the inner conflict of Walt. He does love, and want to provide for, his family. But he’s also gone total Heisenberg and is irredeemable at this point. We know from two flash forwards that he makes it back to Albuquerque, bearded, armed and extremely dangerous. To what end? That’s entirely unclear. Does he use the ricin on himself? Will he save Jesse? What will become of the family he once set out to provide for above all else? All bets are off. The finale, titled “Felina,” will be used to tie up loose ends as we learn the fate of Walt and those who have not been killed in his tyrannical wake thus far. Don’t expect any spoilers because the cast and producers have been tight-lipped, and perhaps for the first time ever, fans wouldn’t even WANT to know. The only thing we can say is that whatever happens, we would be shocked if the Breaking Bad finale did not come to an epic and satisfying conclusion. It all gets underway at 9 p.m. EST on AMC. Fasten your seatbelts. VOTE: Will Walt die on the series finale of Breaking Bad? Yes. Someone will take him out. Yes. By his own hand. No. He’ll survive! View Poll »
While he has possibly been the best professional athlete in the world for years , a couple of scarlet letters have followed LeBron James throughout most of his NBA career. From a basketball and athletic perspective, he has since vindicated himself by capturing two championships with the Miami Heat, but the slander continues…. Continue
Who will advance to the final five on Dancing With the Stars? Kellie Pickler, Aly Raisman and Zendaya Coleman. No doubt. The three women have been the best all season long, leaving two spots – and three men vying for them – as we headed into this evening’s results show. Given this week’s scores, Jacoby Jones appeared to have the edge over Ingo Rademacher and Sean Lowe, who came in a distant last Monday. In fact, it looked very difficult for The Bachelor to pull this out, and he did end up in the bottom two – along with NFL star Jacoby, in a bit of a surprise. Did he? The contestant leaving the ballroom tonight is … Sean Lowe . He had an entertaining run though. Props. You’re officially on notice next week, Jacoby and Ingo! What do you think: The right decision by America? Yup. Good run though, Sean! No! Someone else! View Poll »
