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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Does Love Magazine’s Day 11 Boring Soft Porn Video

Posted on December 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently it’s Alessandra Ambrosio ‘s turn to do one of these boring LOVE Magazine advent shoots now, and don’t worry, I’ve got the video for you below. Although if you ask me, it’s sort of a waste of this MILF’s talents. I mean, if she’s willing to do softcore porn like this, why not just go all in and film that sex tape I’ve been bugging her about for years? It would’ve been the best Christmas gift she ever could’ve given us.

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Lucy Mecklenburgh Ass of the Day

Posted on December 30, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A few nights ago, I went to a gay bar because my wife wouldn’t give me any drinking money, and I figured if I was going to get free drinks anywhere, it would be there, cuz gays are fucking perverts and horny enough to fuck any straight guy, even homeless looking obese ones, so I figured I’d go strut around like a hot young girl does, only the total fucking opposite, knowing no dicks would be exposed.. Well it turns out, even the most depraved gay was too good for me, and didn’t think I was worth their time or a drink…affecting my self esteem negatively….But for some reason, I got into a conversation about T.O.W.I.E….with a bunch of gays which apparently every gay guy watches, that I’ve never heard of…but that stars this ass…named Lucy Mecklenburgh…and I would have rather got AIDS…you know was statistically all over the bathrooms of that club.. That said, here’s Lucy Mecklenburgh ass. It’s good enough that I’d fuck that even if it had a dick….

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Camille Rowe in Shitty Lingerie Pics of the Day

Posted on December 30, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Camille Rowe is an amazing model from France who is being totally under utilized for her capabilities…. Sure she’s making money, whether with NEXT or Victoria’s Secret, or whatever the fuck she’s working it for in these boring fucking catalog pics…but she is from France and in France being topless is like being clothed, and being topless is more fun than being clothed, so every one of these boring fucking pics of a half named babe, reminds me of a fail….if you ever give a girl 10,000 – 100,000 dollars to work as your spokes model…follow Terry’s Lead and MAKE HER SHOW HER TIT

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January Jones Dog Walking Tits of the Day

Posted on March 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s a few fascinating thing about January Jones…. Firstly she’s the most photographed celebrity walking her dog and she’s hardly even a celebrity, seriously, I think she is known for these boring fucking pictures than she is about her actual career…. More importantly, she’s also the most two faced person in Hollywood…when walking the street with her dog like she is HERE , HERE , and HERE she looks like shit….and it’s hard to believe she’s the same person as she is HERE , but maybe that’s just cuz her Golden Globes dress erases bad faces. Follow Me

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January Jones Dog Walking Tits of the Day

Posted on March 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Vanessa Hudgens Makes a Boring Comeback of the Day

Posted on November 17, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember when Vanessa Hudgens showed the world her vagina…well based on these boring fucking pictures of her at the airport in her sweatpants like she was some kind of fat person who can fit into regular sized jeans anymore, I guess he’s bottled up that inner slut and is on some reformed slut kick that I can’t stand and over the years I have come across a lot of these holier than thou, condescending twats who had one too many abortions and decided that maybe random unprotected sex is a bad thing, and turn to religion instead of cock, in Vanessa Hudgens case it may be some contractual deal with Disney and when she hits 25 and is free to do what she wants, she’ll pull a Lohan and teach her vagina new tricks, but until then she’s nothing but a boring useless bitch. Pics via Bauer