I know I’ve ragged on Maxim in the past and said how the fashion mags routinely put out hotter photoshoots than these so-called “men’s” mags. And I guess they’ve been listening. Because this shoot they did with Jasmine Tookes are some of the best pictures I’ve seen from the Victoria’s Secret hottie in months. Looks like they’ve finally figured out the key to a great photoshoot: getting a smoking hot supermodel topless. Better late than never, I guess. » view all 14 photos
I know I do a lot of posts on Instagram models on this site, mostly because you can always rely on them to put up new bikini pictures 24/7 and that’s pretty key for a bikini blogger like yours truly. But today I want to take a little time to celebrate a real hottie, someone who’s been delivering us serious bikini goodness for years now and isn’t showing any signs of slowing down: Alessandra Ambrosio . See, hot wannabes come and go, but hot supermodels are forever. Or at least until they hit 40, anyway.
First, Alessandra Ambrosio showed the rest of this business the proper way to be a professional MILF. And now here she is showing all those Insta-wannabes out there how to be a smoking hot Instagram model. I mean, c’mon, is there anything this hottie can’t do? You know, besides becoming the hot ex-wife of a professional blogger… But hey, maybe that’s next on her list. Fingers crossed! Malibu… A video posted by Alessandra Ambrosio (@alessandraambrosio) on Sep 4, 2016 at 11:51pm PDT https://www.instagram.com/p/BKB8j8sAc8k/ @alessandraambrosio in Malibu #alessandraambrosio #newcandid A photo posted by VS Angels Georgia (@vsangelsgeo) on Sep 7, 2016 at 3:55am PDT Alessandra Ambrosio flaunts flawless figure in tiny black bikini #alessandra #alessandraambrosio #ambrosio #flawless #figure #instabikini #blackbikini #tinybikini #beachbody #beachbabe #instababe #fashionmodel #fashiondiva #supermodel #display #malibubeach #swimwear #blackswimwear #model #model #hotmodels #sexymodel #fashionista A photo posted by only the latest (@celebskinshow) on Sep 6, 2016 at 7:46pm PDT
Apparently it’s Alessandra Ambrosio ‘s turn to do one of these boring LOVE Magazine advent shoots now, and don’t worry, I’ve got the video for you below. Although if you ask me, it’s sort of a waste of this MILF’s talents. I mean, if she’s willing to do softcore porn like this, why not just go all in and film that sex tape I’ve been bugging her about for years? It would’ve been the best Christmas gift she ever could’ve given us.
In case you weren’t sure why Alessandra Ambrosio here has been my MILF of the Year for three years running, first off, I think you should probably make an appointment to get your eyes checked. And second, just take a look at this latest beach photoshoot of hers. See, while some moms out there are taking their kids to school (boo) or spending quality time with the family (who needs it?), Alessandra understands what’s truly important in life: posing in bikinis for perverts like you and me. Looks like we’re making it four years in a row. Congrats Alessandra! » view all 21 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Here is Alessandra Ambrosio and her hot friends at the “ Unitas Gala Against Sex Trafficking ” event and speaking of sex trafficking I could make a fortune if I was able to pimp out these chicks. Now before you ladies get upset with that comment just remember Victoria’s Secret does it. So what if they do it legally. What’s the difference? » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I don’t know what this photoshoot of Alessandra Ambrosio is for, but seeing that she’s at the beach and not in a bikini is a huge fail. Sorry to have wasted all of your times. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
OK, so I know it’s not another topless photoshoot , but there’s still a lot to like about these pictures of my #1 MILF Alessandra Ambrosio out running errands — namely that she looks just as smoking hot as ever and that there aren’t any little brats tagging along to distract from that. I’ve always said it’s important for hot MILFs to get some quality me time. And by me time, I’m talking about time with yours truly, obviously. Luckily, I never have plans. Call me, ladies! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Just in case any of you degenerates out there are still wondering why I’m always calling Alessandra Ambrosio the greatest MILF of all-time, first, you should probably go in for an MRI to make sure your brain is functioning properly, and second, you need to check out this latest photoshoot of Alessandra’s. Because somehow she managed to make a shoot for mom jeans hands-down one of the hottest things I’ve seen all year. In fact, I’m pretty sure these pictures need to come with a warning label: “results not typical.” Otherwise, there’s going to be some pretty disappointed moms and dads out there. Especially the dads. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio showing why she’s our reigning two-time MILF of the Year (and maybe even three-time, but I can barely remember what I had breakfast, let alone back that far). See, because even though Alessandra’s just walking around LA in a pair of tight jeans, she still manages to just as smoking hot as most of her fellow models do on their bikini photoshoots. And after all these years, I still don’t know how she does it, I just hope she never stops. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
