Alright, so I know, normally, seeing a soccer mom take a bathroom selfie wouldn’t exactly be front page news. But when that soccer mom is Britney Spears , it’s kind of a big deal that this MILF seems to have finally figured out what social media is really for. AKA for hotties sharing pictures of themselves with their clothes half off. Now, it’s probably going to take a few days before Britney graduates to topless selfies, but here’s hoping she’s a quick study.
Alright, so I know, normally, seeing a soccer mom take a bathroom selfie wouldn’t exactly be front page news. But when that soccer mom is Britney Spears , it’s kind of a big deal that this MILF seems to have finally figured out what social media is really for. AKA for hotties sharing pictures of themselves with their clothes half off. Now, it’s probably going to take a few days before Britney graduates to topless selfies, but here’s hoping she’s a quick study.
I don’t normally obsess over girls I just found over the Internet — OK, fine, I do that on a daily basis, but still… After weeks of posting Russian Instababes, I think I’ve found my new favorite hottie in Galina Dub . She’s got everything I look for in a woman: a perfect bikini body and… yeah, that’s about it. And I also see she’s into video games , so there’s something for you nerds too. Like I said, she’s pretty much perfect. So enjoy. » view all 11 photos
I don’t normally obsess over girls I just found over the Internet — OK, fine, I do that on a daily basis, but still… After weeks of posting Russian Instababes, I think I’ve found my new favorite hottie in Galina Dub . She’s got everything I look for in a woman: a perfect bikini body and… yeah, that’s about it. And I also see she’s into video games , so there’s something for you nerds too. Like I said, she’s pretty much perfect. So enjoy. » view all 11 photos
I’m happy to report that it looks like Sara Jean Underwood is still in the market for a new rich boyfriend/sugar daddy, because she’s still out here doing sexy bikini photoshoots. And even though I know I’ll never save up nearly enough money for her on my blogger salary — I tried doing a Kickstarter, but apparently it’s “against their terms of service.” Prudes. — at least these pictures make for a pretty good consolation prize. Plus, they’re 100% free. So, save your hard-earned cash and just enjoy. » view all 13 photos
Here’s today’s hot Russian InstaBabe for you guys: Katya Aristova . Now, other than the fact that she’s got one of the best booties I’ve seen in weeks, I don’t know much about her, since I don’t speak Russian. And also, I’m too lazy to use Google Translate and/or do more than 10 seconds of research. But do any of you guys know how to say “I’m a very important and well-respected journalist, so please date me for a green card” in Russian? I’m, uh, asking for a friend. » view all 12 photos
First, Alessandra Ambrosio showed the rest of this business the proper way to be a professional MILF. And now here she is showing all those Insta-wannabes out there how to be a smoking hot Instagram model. I mean, c’mon, is there anything this hottie can’t do? You know, besides becoming the hot ex-wife of a professional blogger… But hey, maybe that’s next on her list. Fingers crossed! Malibu… A video posted by Alessandra Ambrosio (@alessandraambrosio) on Sep 4, 2016 at 11:51pm PDT https://www.instagram.com/p/BKB8j8sAc8k/ @alessandraambrosio in Malibu #alessandraambrosio #newcandid A photo posted by VS Angels Georgia (@vsangelsgeo) on Sep 7, 2016 at 3:55am PDT Alessandra Ambrosio flaunts flawless figure in tiny black bikini #alessandra #alessandraambrosio #ambrosio #flawless #figure #instabikini #blackbikini #tinybikini #beachbody #beachbabe #instababe #fashionmodel #fashiondiva #supermodel #display #malibubeach #swimwear #blackswimwear #model #model #hotmodels #sexymodel #fashionista A photo posted by only the latest (@celebskinshow) on Sep 6, 2016 at 7:46pm PDT
I know I like to make fun of Instagram models, but every once in a while, I come across one who I think actually has what it takes to be a real supermodel. And our latest InstaBabe Rosanna Arkle definitely qualifies. According to my Instagram creeping research, this New Zealand hottie has everything I look for in a model: a perfect booty, a great set of funbags, and the willingness to show them both off for the camera. All she needs now is a blogger boyfriend to help make her a household name. Hint hint.
I have some great news for you guys today. Not only is Lisa Dillon here our latest InstaBabe, she’s also officially the new Mrs. Tuna! That’s right, after years of trying and thousands of Twitter marriage proposals, I finally got a busty hottie to say yes! …OK, not really. That was just my attempt at a lame April Fool’s joke. But I had you going there for a second, right? …No? Come on, how hard is it to believe that a hottie like Lisa would date a blogger like me? Actually, on second thought, don’t answer that. Just enjoy the bikini pictures, you jerks.
I have some great news for you guys today. Not only is Lisa Dillon here our latest InstaBabe, she’s also officially the new Mrs. Tuna! That’s right, after years of trying and thousands of Twitter marriage proposals, I finally got a busty hottie to say yes! …OK, not really. That was just my attempt at a lame April Fool’s joke. But I had you going there for a second, right? …No? Come on, how hard is it to believe that a hottie like Lisa would date a blogger like me? Actually, on second thought, don’t answer that. Just enjoy the bikini pictures, you jerks.
