I have some great news for you guys today. Not only is Lisa Dillon here our latest InstaBabe, she’s also officially the new Mrs. Tuna! That’s right, after years of trying and thousands of Twitter marriage proposals, I finally got a busty hottie to say yes! …OK, not really. That was just my attempt at a lame April Fool’s joke. But I had you going there for a second, right? …No? Come on, how hard is it to believe that a hottie like Lisa would date a blogger like me? Actually, on second thought, don’t answer that. Just enjoy the bikini pictures, you jerks.
I’m not usually a huge fan of September. Sure, it means we get football back, but it also means summer’s over and it’s starting to get cold again. But I totally forgot the one good thing about fall: it means hotties like Jaime King here forget to wear their jackets and come down with a serious case of nippleitis. Yeah, on second thought, maybe September isn’t so bad after all… » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
In case you needed a reminder that Kylie Jenner ‘s still under 18, here she is attending the grand opening of a candy store in Miami. That said, I know it’s confusing, considering even though she’s just 17, she’s looking about 30 here. So just imagine what Kylie’s going to look like when she’s 20. Actually, on second thought, maybe don’t. I don’t want to be put on any government watch lists as an accessory. Photos: WENN.com
Look, I love Selena Gomez as much as the next pervert with a working set of eyes, but I first noticed a few months back that Selena was starting to put on a few pounds . And don’t let the killer cleavage in these new swimsuit pictures distract you, she’s definitely gotten chubbier — here’s proof . Hmm, actually, on second thought, you might want to go ahead and distract yourself with Selena’s cleavage after all. It’s the only spot where I don’t mind that she’s gotten a little bigger. Continue reading →
Spelman Woman Creates App That Lets You Take Texts Back Ever want to get that slizzard late night text to your ex? Have you ever sent a naughty text to your mom instead of your boo?? Well, Maci Peterson of On Second Thought apps has a solution for you! Via Black Enterprise : There have been ongoing programs and initiatives set in place to close the STEM gender gap. Men dominate the field, and black women in particular are few and far in between the numbers. But things are changing, and young women like Maci Peterson make us very optimistic about the future. Maci is the brainiac behind On Second Thought. The cleverly named innovation is an app that lets you take back text messages before the content is delivered to the receiving party. This app is a prayer answered to every college student who’s accidentally hit “send” to their moms and not their BFFs after a late Friday night/early Saturday morning. BlackEnterprise.com caught up with the young innovator and former Spelman student to get all the details behind On Second Thought, her marketing and financing strategy for the new business, and how we can attract more girls of color to STEM. Read on. So tell us exactly how On Second Thought works, and share some of the app’s cool features. On Second Thought is very easy to use. After downloading the app from the Google Play Store, you go to the app’s settings, set On Second Thought as your default SMS app and determine the length of your “grace period”—up to 60 seconds. The “grace period” is the amount of time you have to swipe left and Ost (recall) a message after hitting “send.” Another feature in development is “curfew.” It’s for those nights on the town when you know you might have a bit too much to drink. Just go to your On Second Thought settings, determine the time you’d like your “curfew” to start, and all messages you try to send after that time will be held until the next morning. Once the “curfew” expires, you can look back and see which messages you still want to send, and which ones you’re thankful didn’t go through. Read more about Staci’s new hit app HERE .
Here’s one of my newest busty British crushes Amy Willerton proving what I always say: that sometimes a tight t-shirt can be every bit as hot as a bikini. Because after checking out these pictures of Amy at some dumb DVD promo event, that t-shirt of hers isn’t the only thing that’s getting tight. I’m talking about my sweatpants, just to be clear. Anyway, if you need something to help get rid of that mental image, I suggest some of Amy’s bikini pictures . Hmm, on second thought, yeah, maybe those are a little better than the t-shirt. But not by much though. Photos: PacificCoastNews
The brilliant people at Oscar Mayer have out-brillianted themselves. They figured the one sure way to get people out of bed in the morning is with the sound – and smell – of bacon cooking. Because if there is one thing Americans love more than sleep, it’s bacon. They’ve invented a small device that plugs into the headphone jack of your iPhone and interacts with their free bacon-sound alarm clock app. When your alarm goes off, you’ll not only hear bacon sizzling, you’ll also smell it. With your nose! For real! Unfortunately for us, you cannot buy this amazing device. You have to go to their new Wake Up And Smell The Bacon website between now and April 4, 2014 and sign up for a chance to receive one. (To research this post I obviously had to apply. I’m sad to report I didn’t win one… yet. Although I swear I can already smell bacon cooking after writing the word “bacon” so many times.) On second thought, this whole idea seems sort of cruel. Waking up to the irresistible smell of bacon only to discover…no bacon?? Torture. The Oscar Mayer Institute for the Advancement of Bacon also released a video that you really just have to see. There are no words. Well maybe one word…. Wake Up And Smell The Bacon BACON!
Turns out Nina Agdal also participated in DirecTV’s 8th Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl over the weekend, which makes me even more disappointed they didn’t invite me as their designated celebrity blogger. I mean, just look at how amazing Nina’s booty looks in those regulation leggings. I know they were playing flag football and all, but there’s no way I could’ve stopped myself from “accidentally” tackling that thing. Face first, of course. You know, on second thought, I think I understand why I wasn’t invited now. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com
Turns out Nina Agdal also participated in DirecTV’s 8th Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl over the weekend, which makes me even more disappointed they didn’t invite me as their designated celebrity blogger. I mean, just look at how amazing Nina’s booty looks in those regulation leggings. I know they were playing flag football and all, but there’s no way I could’ve stopped myself from “accidentally” tackling that thing. Face first, of course. You know, on second thought, I think I understand why I wasn’t invited now. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com
Now that Selena Gomez had her first grown-up photoshoot , she celebrated by busting out some serious cleavage at the Flaunt Magazine November Issue Party. And in fact, I think these pictures might be even better than the ones that they ran in the magazine. Is it too late to swap them out or shoot a re-do? If they need a dude to lay next to Selena in bed again, I’d be happy to volunteer. It’s pretty much my dream job. » view all 31 photos Photos: WENN.com
