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Kirsten Dunst’s Ass Pokin’ Out of Chairs of the Day

Whenever I look at dumpy looking cokewhore hipster pussy like these pictures of Kirsten Dunst, I can’t help but wonder what her vagina looks and smells like. It’s like if bitch takes such shitty care about her face, something that everyone’s gotta see, I can’t imagine her tending to her pussy needs, when it’s something that one ratty motherfucker gets to see….Hipster pussy is always neglected… I just like the way her ass is sticking out of her cafe chair, cuz I’m looking for a new fetish, and this may be it…. If you’re wondering who Kirsten Dunst is, you know since she pretty much disappeared, she was topless in some movie recently on her comeback tour… She was also in Montreal doing coke a year ago, she didn’t give me an invite to her hot tub party….but we did catch her IN THE BATHROOM …. Follow Me

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Kirsten Dunst’s Ass Pokin’ Out of Chairs of the Day

January Jones Dog Walking Tits of the Day

There’s a few fascinating thing about January Jones…. Firstly she’s the most photographed celebrity walking her dog and she’s hardly even a celebrity, seriously, I think she is known for these boring fucking pictures than she is about her actual career…. More importantly, she’s also the most two faced person in Hollywood…when walking the street with her dog like she is HERE , HERE , and HERE she looks like shit….and it’s hard to believe she’s the same person as she is HERE , but maybe that’s just cuz her Golden Globes dress erases bad faces. Follow Me

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Jessica Simpson Lets One Rip

Yes, this is actually a real story . Yes, this is a slow news day. A source tells Us that Jessica Simpson was in a business meeting for her denim line in late January when she decided to lighten the mood by breaking wind.

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Mariah Carey’s Drunk Tits of the Day

Mariah Carey was drunk, I wonder if it was from drinking too much or if her brain medication just had a weird reaction to what she ate, putting her into some kind of high that almost looks like she’s ready to be dragged by her fuckin’ hair to the alley behind the club and date raped, unfortunately, her celebrity status and the crowd it draws makes for a total fuckin’ cock block. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Mariah Carey’s Drunk Tits of the Day

Even a Komodo Dragon Knows Good Day LA is Shit of the Day

I am glad I have no money to travel to LA so that I will never accidentally land on this Good Day LA show that I constantly plug. The shit is so strange that I feel it’s mocking morning TV and maybe only people in LA really grasp it’s relevance, because to me and a Komodo Dragon it’s nothing but a pile of shit of a TV show

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