Here is Instagram model Elizabeth Turner . I don;’t know much about her, but she looks like every other hot Instagram model, but I think her breasts might be real. I’m not 100% certain, but I do like the way they’re falling. If there are nudes out there let me know. » view all 13 photos
Hey Danniella Westbrook…. I don’t know who you are but I’ve probably posted your tits before… I like the way they look like they have a crescent scar under them…like she’s been assaulted by a meat hook at the slaughter house… How sexy is that…. It’s the bolt on tits that look like they were bolted on by a retard in some kind of work program designed to teach retards how to be members of society, at least that’s how they sell it, when really they are just using the retards for cheap labor. PROTEST THAT social justice warriors…EQUALITY FOR ALL RETARDS….even you.
We’re less than four months away from Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s wedding , and royal obsessives are already giddy with the anticipation of waking up at 4 am to watch two strangers say “I do.” As with all royal matters, the details of the planning process are being kept under lock and key, but it’s safe to say that Harry and Meghan’s reception will be as non-traditional as their relationship. In all likelihood, the ceremony will bow to custom, but it seems that after the vows are exchanged, Meghan is planning to let her hair down. (Not literally, of course. Her updo will probably cost more than your car.) We’ve already learned of various ways in which Meghan and Harry are planning to buck tradition. For example, the couple reportedly plans to invite Cressida Bonas , one of Harry’s most high-profile exes, to the ceremony. Not a big deal for most of us, but the sort of thing that results in widespread pearl-clutching in royal circles. But Cressida’s presence will probably go mostly unnoticed by the massive international TV audience. What reportedly has royal handlers far more concerned is the possibility that Meghan might … speak at her own wedding! Yes, insiders say the actress is planning to give a toast in which she’ll thank all those who have helped ease her transition from peasant to royal. She’ll apparently close by addressing Harry in an “affectionate” fashion. Since royals are basically forbidden to display any sort of emotion in public, this is apparently a big deal. According to tradition, men are allowed to give toasts at royal weddings, but women are just supposed to sit there and look pretty. “Historically at a royal wedding reception, the bride’s father would speak on her behalf, and the other speeches are reserved for the groom and the best man,” wedding etiquette expert Amber Harrison tells Huffington Post. Harrison adds that if she does decide to give a speech, Meghan will be “breaking centuries of royal tradition.” “It is more common for an American bride to give a toast or make a speech at her wedding reception,” says Anne Chertoff, another wedding specialist. “Since Meghan is an American it’s highly likely that she may make a toast or speech at her wedding reception, which will widely be received in a positive and wonderful way.” We don’t know what’s more shocking – that the royals still observe such an outdated tradition or that multiple people identify as professional wedding experts. We get the feeling that you’ll be hearing a lot from these “specialists” in the months to come. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle: The Raciest Pics of Prince Harry’s Bride-To-Be
We don’t know what kind of bitter troll feels a need to leave nasty comments that compare the beauty of sisters, but one Instagram user did just that. Their rude post compared Christie Brinkley’s oldest daughter, Alexa Ray Joel, to her 19-year-old daughter, Sailor Brinkley Cook. The troll used the opportunity to bash Alexa’s looks. Alexa, unafraid to clap back at haters, gave a response so strong that the troll deleted his comment and ran for the hills. Metaphorically speaking. Christie Brinkley and her daughters are sizzling hot . That shouldn’t really be up for debate. It’s barely subjective. Nonetheless, some guy out there thinks that Alexa Ray Joel, (Christie’s daughter with Billy Joel), is unattractive. At this point, you must be worried that this person has some sort of visual impairment. We wondered the same thing. But no, this person was able to appreciate the gorgeous looks of Alexa’s younger sister, Sailor Brinkley Cook. And he said as much after proud, gorgeous mom Christie Brinkley shared a behind-the-scenes look at Sailor’s photoshoot. She’s stunning, right? We can understand the natural human instinct to rank things. (I love making lists, even if it’s hard to choose a favorite movie, a favorite video game, a favorite Brinkley daughter) What we can’t understand is why someone would use this as an opportunity to bash Alexa. Specifically, why anyone would feel the need to straight-up post their negativity. Maybe some people just feel powerful if they hurt a famous person’s feelings. Some dude decided to describe Alexa as “hideous” in a now-deleted comment. Alexa’s epic clapback, however, is still standing. “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Mr. Big Shot.” Them’s fightin’ words, as they say. “You may think I’m hideous, but I like the way I look.” To be clear, most people like the way that Alexa looks. Then her retort continues: “And that’s really all the matters.” She’s right — her own self-image matters more than what others think. “(Besides, there’s a lot more to people than just what they look like.)” And then, well, Alexa tells it like it is. “But hey, continue being a shallow, hateful troll in life and see where it gets you!” Quite frankly, this dude shouldn’t be surprised that she saw it and replied. First of all, he probably wouldn’t have posted something so obviously inflammatory (and hyperbolic — he called her hideous ?!) if he didn’t want to get a rise out of someone. Out of either Alexa herself or another fan. Second of all, Alexa is not shy about discourse in Instagram comments. Seriously, and you can look at her page for yourself, she’ll talk politics with absolutely anyone. For the record, she mostly hopes for conciliatory politicians to make decisions for everyone. She talks about wanting things like Wall Street held accountable when they do wrong but also valuing prosperity. So her views definitely aren’t extreme. Trolling is all good and well until you meet someone who won’t back down and whose fans will absolutely tear you to shreds. And, again — though it’s not really the point of this whole thing — Alexa Ray Joel is absolutely gorgeous.
Hannah Ferguson is some hot rich kid – who thanks to the science of being a rich kid – their mom’s are usually gold diggers and the dad’s are into giving them all they want to make sure that they aren’t ugly… She’s managed to become a Sports Illustrated model, that doesn’t really hold as much value as it did in the 70s and 80s before, but we can assume that Hannah Ferguson doesn’t need to pursue her dreams, because her trust fund does the working for her, and working for free for the publications is good way to pass the time and feed that ego… She’s in Ocean Drive – looking good – I like the way her booty pop….because I can appreciate a half naked girl…. The post Hannah Ferguson Ocean Drive of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I didn’t want to post these…or anything Jenner / Kardashian….but I am weak…I don’t even like the way they look – I don’t think they are hot or interesting – yet here I am posting a campaign they are in because they are in bikinis and that is “newsworthy” to me… What the fuck..but I guess this is all part of their deal with the devil, the spell they’ve put us all under to post their shit, even though we collectively dislike their shit, despite them not really even knowing what their shit is or why it matters because it’s just shit…considering their whole family are vapid and disgusting and we should just ingore them…but they are also media whores navigating the industry so well all while making themselves a lot of fucking money in the easiest way. There’s really nothing wrong with that..it just seems horrible…and like there is everything wrong with it….but there is something wrong with Kylie’s face…that shit is jacked up and terrifying… This is some campaign for Top Shop that made them millions…because they have a system that works and tricking brands….. They aren’t even that hot…it’s average girls playing models…so cheesy, like if you’ve ever been to a tacky rich family’s house and you see their weird family portrait in the family room level of lame – that is actually what brands put money into…weird.. Garbage… The post Kendall and Kylie in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently, female arm wrestling is my new favorite sport. Not because I like the idea of a girl who can humiliate me in front for a group of people by showing off how pussy these computer typing arms are….but because of the screams….
In videos that make absolutely no sense, here’s a guy who rides his bike past a motorbike, stops and has what I assume is an intense conversation with the bike, before dropping his pants and having sex with it, in the mittle of the street…..I guess dude really likes motorcycles….too much to control himself in fucking public. This is insane.
Maybe I’m just old as fuck….and have a soft spot for Christy Turlingtong because I used to jerk off to her in 90. Or maybe I just like the way she looks, despite being old…and a mom….two things that are usually depressing, a fail, a flaw in a woman’s character and life choices… Because looking at her in this summer’s Harper’s Bazaar, I think I’ve just learned how to fall in love again….Like I wasn’t an angry jaded pervert disappointed with everything sent my way….because let’s face it….she’s lovely as fuck and something I’d love to fuck.
A video I made for Justin Bieber using the song “Love the Way You Lie” by Eminem feat. Rhianna. Lyrics: Rihanna: Just gonna stand there and watch me burn. But that’s alright because I like the way it hurts. Just gonna stand there and hear me cry. But that’s alright because I love the way you lie. I love the way you lie I love the way you lie Eminem: I can’t tell you what it really is I can only tell you what it feels like And right now there’s a steel knife In my windpipe, I can’t breathe But I still fight while I can fight As long as the wrong feels right It’s like I’m in flight high of a love Drunk from the hate, it’s like I’m huffing paint And I love it the more that I suffer I sufficate and right before im about to drown She resuscitates me, she fucking hates me And I love it. Wait! Where you going I’m leaving you, no you ain’t Come back. We’re running right back, here we go again. It’s so insane ’cause when it’s going good It’s going great. I’m Superman! With the wind in his bag She’s Lois Lane but when it’s bad It’s awful, I feel so ashamed I snap, who’s that dude? I don’t even know his name I laid hands on her. I’ll never stoop so low again. I guess I don’t know my own strength Rihanna: Just gonna stand there and watch me burn. But that’s alright because I like the way it hurts. Just gonna stand there and hear me cry. But that’s alright because I love the way you lie. I love the way you lie I love the way you lie Eminem: You ever love somebody so much, you can … http://www.youtube.com/v/YtcJ8IX4IzI?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata See more here: Love the Way You Lie (Justin Bieber Video) with lyrics