It feels like they’ve been promoting that damn Baywatch movie for two years now, but I’m pretty sure it’s got to finally be coming out soon. Because Kelly Rohrbach just made the latest issue of Cosmopolitan , and I don’t think the Baywatch star is famous enough to land a magazine cover on her own. Here’s hoping that changes after the movie comes out though. Because I don’t know about you perverts, but I could definitely get used to seeing a lot more of this busty blonde.
Who’s the Boss was on a real long time ago..and she was 18 then….so she must be really fucking old now….I mean at least based on her photoshop or facetune skills…get this blind granny some glasses and some free tutorials at the community center because she’s wiped out her face…all I see is eyes…pretty amateur for a famous enough child star turned Alyssa Milano….adult… I’m just bummed she’s not calling me out on social media like she once did…back in the era of mattering…before being blocked by her and forgotten…as these things happen…because that would have been the best Birthday gift…instead I’m faced with mortality….again….tragic…really… I don’t know what this promo pic weirdness is, I’m just posting it for the old lady tits… The post Alyssa Milano Photoshopped Face Weirdness cuz She’s Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Who’s the Boss was on a real long time ago..and she was 18 then….so she must be really fucking old now….I mean at least based on her photoshop or facetune skills…get this blind granny some glasses and some free tutorials at the community center because she’s wiped out her face…all I see is eyes…pretty amateur for a famous enough child star turned Alyssa Milano….adult… I’m just bummed she’s not calling me out on social media like she once did…back in the era of mattering…before being blocked by her and forgotten…as these things happen…because that would have been the best Birthday gift…instead I’m faced with mortality….again….tragic…really… I don’t know what this promo pic weirdness is, I’m just posting it for the old lady tits… The post Alyssa Milano Photoshopped Face Weirdness cuz She’s Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I can’t remember where I know Lauren Pope from or why she’s famous enough to get stalked by the paps, but considering she’s busty, blonde and walking around London in these shots, I’m going to go ahead and assume she’s another British reality “star.” There’s so many of them I can barely keep track these days. And if Lauren wants to stand out from the pack, this leg show is a good start, but next time, she should really go all-out and just wear a hand bra. Now that’d be worth remembering. Photos: WENN.com
So…. Miranda Kerr, Anna Rubik, Kate Upton, Joan Smalls, Rosie (not O’Donnell) and Candice Swanepoel all got into bed for V Magazine…like they’ve probbaly all got in bed for dudes who are either rich enough, or famous enough….except maybe Candice Swanepoel because that bitch is boring… Now, I can assume a good time was had by all…and by all I mean you, trying to masturbate to this…and not me, because I generally hate girl in bed photoshoots, they are all over instagram, and boring as fuck to me… But I guess, I’m old school and when those F-List, to No-List nobodies do their lingerie in bed shoots, it’s just fucking lame… When A-List models, even over rated fat ones do it…I approve.. Here are the pics…V-Magazine…be glad it’s not Kardashian polluted….beause maybe, just maybe, only media outlet will boycott that shit. The post Models in Bed for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know I’ve done posts on Katie Cleary before, but I can’t tell you why she’s famous enough to have paparazzi following her around on the street. Then again, I have the memory of a goldfish, so I guess that’s not too surprising. Anyway, what I can tell you is that Katie’s looking pretty good for a hot nobody. And if she puts her mind to it, I bet she could have a long career walking around in tight jeans and leggings for the paps. Fingers crossed. Photos: WENN.com
Lindsey Pelas is pretty much a nobody..a very very very busty and amazing nobody…She rose to internet fame from a viraldeo she did based on her massive fucking tits…that basically made her famous enough perverts everywhere obsessed…like tits have made so many girls before her famous….it’s not all that shocking…people fucking love tits. Now, she was 1.2 million followers and I guess the haters are hating…because she felt the need to prove her tits are real….and I am perfectly ok with that… She’s from Louisiana…clearly well fed…clearly the kind of genetic mess you’re into as long as you don’t have to see her nipples…and I am into whatever the fuck is going on here…. To See the Full Video CLICK HERE The post Lindsey Pelas Proves Her Tits are REal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess it’s been a while since I’ve done a post on Nikki Lund , because I don’t remember her having purple hair the last time we saw her. Then again, I also don’t remember why she’s famous enough for the paps to follow her around at the beach, but I’m glad they were. Because if you ask me, this is a good look for Nikki. Just to be clear, I’m talking about the bikini, not the purple. With a body this good, Nikki could dye her head every color of the rainbow and I’d still barely be able to tell the difference. Photos: Fameflynet
I may not be a big fan of Terry Richardson, call me jealous if you want (because I am), but I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due: the guy’s a pro when it comes to getting hot models topless. Like these shots he did of Miranda Kerr for Harper’s Bazaar . Anyway, I don’t know how he does it, but I’m assuming having a camera helps. Continue reading →
