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Nina Agdal Poses by the Pool of the Day

I call Nina Agdal the waterhead, because she has a massive forehead and a bit of a downs syndrome face…I don’t find her hot, and figure that’s why she never really made it in the world as an actual model, but she is still a model, thanks to magazines like Sports Illustrated needing fit tall girls that whatever Agency Agdal was part of pitched her to, something she never turned her back on, and kept going back to, because it is really all she’s ever done… Sure from that SI Thing, her only real job, she got a handful of campaigns a year, she was able to make money, get a following due to their PR and all that good stuff…like dating rich guys….but the entire time…she’s been relatively useless…that is until she figured out how to get the model fucker – Leo to fuck her – as he fucks everyone and milk that story and relationship that is more letting Leo do what he wants – he’s Leo so that she doesn’t lose the opportunity to have his Leo babies….it would be the job that surpasses anything SI could have done for her… Well, apparently fucking Leo makes other magazines have interest in you – and here she is in Glamour – from an international market – which could eventually get her in Glamour USA – if she plays her cards right, as she probably does…seeing as she’s dating Leo…top tier sugar baby gold digging…. Look at her – all old and trying to be relevant…CUte!! We all know girl just wants LEO babies..it is that time… The post Nina Agdal Poses by the Pool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pink Breast Feeding Erotica for the Woman’s Right to Feed Movement of the Day

I find it funny that average frat boy dudes find breast feeding disgusting…like “girl why you gotta turn your tit I jerk off to into a tool to feed your kid”..it’s something I didn’t realize happened until reading some comments about PINK’s tit being sucked on on the internet – not that I read comments often, but it happens sometimes….. If I was a PINK fan, someone who likes her muscular body, I’d be more excited about this breast feeding pic because it’s her tit, and more importantly, because it proves she’s not a dude – despite every other pic of her. I also find it funny when women take the total opposite approach to frat boys grossed out by this kind of thing, and feel they are making moves, being progressive, are fucking ROSA PARKS warriors changing the way the world things about breast feeding…when I don’t think breast feeding is illegal anywhere…and besides the comments from a few faggots proven by their love for PINK..mode dudes are down for tits to be pulled out everywhere – always sexualize them nipples… This isn’t revolutionary…..or life changing….but I am sure PINK thinks she’s doing some activism… The post Pink Breast Feeding Erotica for the Woman’s Right to Feed Movement of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Michelle Rodriguez Full Frontal of the Day

Lesbian – or bisexual Michelle Rodriguez who I always assumed was a man – or at least a gender bender who tucked in her dick… is proving she’s not a man – while being naked in a movie for what people are saying is the first time… She’s just so current, the new generation of sexually ambiguous thanks to hormones in the food? You know eating all that jacked up chicken and dairy to make strong tall hitting puberty at 5 But then again, she is pushing 40, so maybe she is in menopause, or a full on dyke, or just someone I am kinda willing to let rip off my dick like all lesbians want to do because the dick, even as non-threatening as mine, is the enemy. Ideally she’d use her muscular vagina – hidden under this mirkin… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Michelle Rodriguez Full Frontal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Today in Hilary Duff Twerking of the Day

I posted an EDITED SERENA WILLIAMS TWERK VIDEO that I spent hours slaving over, trying to figure out how to make it just right for my amazing fans, because you deserve the best…and by hours I mean 3-7 minutes on imovie…but you deserve the best, so long as the best isn’t the actually best, just more than your low expectations, depressing existence expects… So I assume that you don’t like twerking, or you don’t like big manly black she’s a man girls twerking…but maybe Hilary Duff and her muscular fit ass is more your vibe…because Hilary Duff fans are creepy and loyal… The post Today in Hilary Duff Twerking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Biel Timberlake in a Tight Dress of the Day

Jessica Biel has managed to do very little in terms of acting since being on that show with the pedophile from Seventh Heaven….I mean she really only did one scandlous shoot, once in her life, and that was enough to put her on the map, and more importantly, put Justin Timberlake onto her, and inside her, to which she just behaved…she just figured out how to lock him in a behave…because he’s rich as fuck, a good person to link up to a make babies with, you know stick to the long haul…so that she can focus on her true passion….doing squats…because this ass, is solid…something we can assume Homosexual Timberlake insists on because he can only cum if her muscular back…has a muscular ass…which I guess as she gets older gets more feminine…and she’s married and probably doesn’t care if homie leaves her…she’s got him locked down in contract…and it’ll pay better than any bullshit acting job she coulda got over years she spent trying to make her baby…and that ass..shit that ass…even though all young girls have asses like this… Here she is on Practicing Abstinece A video posted by Jessica Biel (@jessicabiel) on Oct 19, 2015 at 2:01pm PDT TO SEE SOME MORE OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Biel Timberlake in a Tight Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Biel’s Pregnancy Reveal of the Day

In the event you were like me and just assumed that Jessica Biel was a man, who dressed like a woman, for the sake of her career and to beard the man she threw her career away from, because he was her N Sync crush….I mean at least that’s what her muscular back was saying…well apparently she’s pregnant…and actually has a vagina…if you take a picture of Timberlake kissing a faceless stomach that might as well be her surrogate, and that any picture you see of her with a baby bump could just be movie magic…because they do live in LA you know… Either way…the baby is on the way…and I heard it is already owned by Disney, it was in the contract Timberlake’s family signed when they sold him to the cult many fucking years ago.

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Madonna’s Vagina Panty Selfie of the Day

I think we can all agree that Madonna is disgusting. Even Terrifying. With her muscular vagina that has been worked so hard over the last 3.5 decades of fucking hard to make 100s of millions of dollars. A vagina she apparently decided to selfie in panties just to show how resilient that fucking thing is… You know in a “Hey fucker, my fuck hole that got me here is still alive, and can squat 215″….kind of way. She’s 60. Forgetting she’s 60. This is weird. But not as weird as knowing that in the 80s. I was all about her slutty for pop music even though she couldn’t sing hustle. It paved the way for so many aspiring sluts to embrace being a slut and I’ll never slut shame a slut…I need sluts to survive…I’ll just call them out on it and only eat them out through plastic bags…I have enough problems without having to deal with cold sores…

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Stacy Keibler’s Legs Are Ripped

Obviously now that she’s dating George Clooney, Stacy Keibler probably feels a whole lot of pressure to maintain a certain level of hotness, George tends to go through his women rather quickly, but I think this might be pushing it. Here she is looking as sexy as ever in her hot little short shorts, but what’s with the muscular Lance Armstrong thighs? Not cool. Those things look like they could wrap around me twice a squeeze the life out of me….. What a way to go. She should go to senior homes and offer her services. I’d do it.

Brittney Palmer UFC Girl in Playboy of the Day

Britney Palmer busted out her Bald Pussy Muscles and titty muscles for her muscular photoshoot for Playboy that she probably agreed to do becuase back when she was a Magician’s Assistant at the Aladdin Hotel in Vegas in ’06 and the Soloist at the X Burlesque at the Flamingo….this Vegas Showgirls dream was just that….to one day be on the cover a Playboy and it happened for her all because of a small multi billion dollar sport called UFC….where closet cased jocks, raging on steroids watch men wrestle half naked….only to be distracted between rounds by this body….and you know what…any girl living out her dream of being naked….is a girl I am into endorsing….. TO SEE THE HOT ENOUGH MARCH 2012 PLAYBOY PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sarah Palin Seeks Additional Protection From Stalkers

Former political figure and current professional celebrity Sarah Palin is asking an Alaska judge to extend the restraining orders against her two stalkers. Shawn and Craig Christy, a father and son from Pennsylvania, were jailed in Alaska back in August for threatening to kill Sarah, her family and friends. Sarah Palin had obtained restraining orders against the men, but they will expire in November. Thus her formal request to extend the order into 2012. For now, she has nothing to worry about. Craig and Shawn Christy are still awaiting trial and will remain behind bars until a court date is scheduled. If Sarah’s request is granted, the men will be barred from having any contact with her or any family members in the event that they are released. A judge is expected to rule on the request by Palin, who recently announced she will not run for president in 2012, in the next few weeks sometime. Note to the Christys and other creeps: If you want Sarah and Bristol Palin to go away forever, just quit paying attention to them. Nobody’s gotta die here.

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