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Christina Hendricks Fucking on Camera of the Day

Posted on January 28, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a clip of Christina Hendricks getting her fuck on in whatever it is she’s getting her fuck on in…. I like to think of this as an educational or instructional video on how to fuck a fat girl…like that time I got a DVD called the Art of Female Ejaculation…that wasn’t hot because the women demonstrating were the kind of women you’d expect to demonstrate that kind of thing back in the 90s…swinger amateurs in their 50s….I still have the DVD somewhere…. Either way, it’s like that…you still gotta jerk off to it, and it gives you a takeaway knowledge you can apply to your life fucking fat girls….just lay back and let her rock back and forth while you stare at her terrifyingly huge and amazing tits…. waiting to see if your vital organs give out on you from the weight….or that she doesn’t die on you…cuz it’ll be hard to get out and you’ll be forced to finish in her- making you a necrophiliac..and if you like being that Necrophiliac…you’ve just complicated the fuck out of your life… So here she is, rocking back and forth, lazy…because she’s not fit enough to try to bounce on your dick flat footed, but you appreciate the rocking back and forth, so long as your dick is being enough to get around the belly. It’s the she’s horny and wet from all that gravy she ate for lunch, and it feels like she peed on you, but it could just be her sweat…it’s alot of work to actually move…and it’s not a bang the fuck out kind of being ridden…more a leisurely walk kind of being ridden…and you know if you bust up in her…she may not get pregnant cuz she’s old..and because fat girls have irregular periods… The point of the story is that Christina Hendricks has huge tits…that are being kept in a bra to not bounce around aggressively and unattractively..and that is pretty unfortunate… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Christina Hendricks Fucking on Camera of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Wild Mom and her Dick Cake and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on January 10, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Barebreasted Protesters Sex Crime of the Day Tranny at the Party Crossing the Street While Surfing the Net Bro Boys on Scooter Selfie Into a Cow… Man Brings Dead Raccoon into McDonalds…. Austrailan Minister VS Dead Fish The post Wild Mom and her Dick Cake and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Naked Lady and her big Butt and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on September 5, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chinese Designer Lights Up her Fake Tits Girl Spitting on People at McDonalds Man Masturbating To Women’s Shoes… Cow on the Roof in Germany Woman Dude Met to Fuck – Steals His Car as He Checks into a Motel – he Shoots her 4 times – she lives – they live happily ever after – guns rule. Lip Surgery Fail Just a girl and her Dick Cake Man with Knife VS Tow Truck Guy The post Naked Lady and her big Butt and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Christina Milian Pussy Print of the Day

Posted on June 11, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christina Milian irritates me. I don’t find her hot. It’s not the early 2000s, we have the internet and we don’t need to be jerking off to slutty videos that she put out when she was 19 or 20, rolling around in the mud, looking fucking hot….and we sure as hell don’t need smut produced by that 19 or 20 year old in the early 2000s, who is now 38 years old, still bringing what she considers the heat or fire…because it’s done…it’s over… The most offensive thing about Christina Milian going mental on the social media with her exhibitionist, slutty content, was that she was a recent divorcee and out there trying to prove herself, because I guess her husband cheated on her, is that she was a fucking mom at the time….and I guess still is…but regardless as a mom she should say “I’m rich, I get child support from someone else who is rich, maybe I’ll just chill and give my kid the best life”…but instead she hit Vegas pool parties and instagram hard….and it was just tragic to me and every black man out there…who said “why you gotta be so basic man, this is what the white man wants you to do, be more like Oprah, and less like a single mother with a crack addiction at the strip club that turns tricks in the booth”….seriously… She’s got song credits on BIEBER songs, and all kinds of songs, and I guess on some thongs…and gets fucking PAID to this day and likely for her entire fucking life…million dollar checks…so I guess this shamelessness is a hobby… WHICH I guess makes the whole thing a whole other level of compelling…like she doesn’t need to do this, she wants to do this..that changes the whole dynamic..but I’ll still be like Cosby and say her behavior is setting the whole movement back… This is supposed to be her nipple on instagram live..

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Elsa Hosk Naked Seflies and Some Cultural Appropriation Done Right of the Day

Posted on June 11, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk is the stand in for Candice Swanepoel, who I think is hotter than Candice Swanepoel, and culturally more interesting that Candice Swanepoel, assuming that these women aren’t all created in some funded lab by the VS overlords…because Swanepoel is from South Africa, which along with legless national heroes who kill their girlfriends, there’s also a high AIDS rate and more importantly….systematic racism where these whites were basically using slaves up until 3 or 4 weeks ago….while HOSk…is Swedish and everyone loves IKEA… Moreover, Swanepoel has been chronically pregnant, the worst kind of STD, for the longest time now, giving Hosk a chance to really make it in the world… Hosk, and her thin legs claim to have been professional Basketball player legs when she was back in Sweden and realized there is no professional basketball for women, so she became a top VS promo model….getting naked..all the time and there’s something beautiful about women who get naked for money…and there always will be…even when they get naked for money on their social media for free…it’s all to elevate their getting naked for money rate…. Hot regardless… Here she is seductive in a Mexican Blanket and as a Half Mexican I can say….I feel like this is cultural appropriation done right… Here she is on all fours doing her skinny long legs right…

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Hailey Baldwin Tits Out for Church of the Day

Posted on June 11, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hailey Baldwin is in Miami going to church with Justin Bieber There is a whole new movement of these young, under 25 year olds, finding the church, they all think that Jesus is the Way…because they come from parents who turned their back to the church and lived this vapid existence chasing money, allowing them to have these coddled rich kids lives, that felt like they had no actual meaning….so to give them some sort of enlightenment….or purpose…or meaning beyond having all kinds of things and money…they are turning back to Christ…and I find it fucking weird. I do not understand why with Science, the church has any credibility, you’d think we’d be further and further away from that…but these people are idiots, have no grasp on reality, and use the church as some sort of angle. Because everything they do – is so far off from the actual lessons of Christ…not that I am an expert on the shit – but I know going to Church tits out, in and of itself is a sin…and creating smut for men to jerk off to also a sin…and living her life being a vapid girl trying to get famous for being hot…a sin…. So whether she’s with Bieber going to church for paparazzi or not, this girl identifies as a Jesus freak but everything she does is so off track…it makes no sense…but people buy into it and I guess that makes her feel like less of a harlot… Here she is getting her dick sucked by Justin Bieber Here she is in her post-church bikini

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Rumer Willis Tits of the Day

Posted on May 31, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rumer has it the Rumer Willis still has her dick… It’s kind of confusing that in this era of hipster, artist, trust fund weridos who don’t need to work and who have a following because of their parents, allowing them to play the naked or half naked sisters from Idaho mountains, so detached from LA as a whole, even though they are pure fucking LA, the most LA, you’d think she’d be embracing her dick..Gender bending is trendy and do anything you can to get noticed besides for being Bruce and Demi’s failed abortion. Instead she posts tits, and a newly restructured face, with her hard features shaved down…looking better than ever…tits out… It’s the magic of the modern face injections, you can really be whatever you want to be, including hot…with the right amount of face injection.

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Nina Agdal Is Not Cute of the Day

Posted on June 14, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Agdal is a monster….but the dude she’s with must be 7 feet tall..because her and her big head are 6 feet tall…making for some creepy tall girl erotica… You think she’s got a hot body, thanks to being proportionate, but if you were to stand next to her and feel like you’re standing next to a massive Redwood in the Northern California forest after raping and killing a celebrity you obsess over on a trip to LA….if you know what I mean… Well…she’s the worst…and even Leonardo DiCaprio thinks that…because he flushed her when he realized she wasn’t a man… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Agdal Is Not Cute of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pregnant Emma Roberts on Set of the Day

Posted on June 14, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Skinny girl Emma Roberts is pregnant, or has period bloat…so sexy…or maybe she just ate a carrot and it filled her up so much she’s got a food baby, and expression that makes me want to throw up, because all it says to me is “i need to shit”…and girls shouldn’t shit, I pretend they don’t shit, I’m a feminist like that….you know….old school…until I stick my dick in their asses and smell dinner on my dick…tragic… Tragic like Emma Roberts pregnancy…because I like my broken overrated rich girls…not pregnant..you know all HPV ridden and botched abortion ridden…and hormonally deficient so that they can’t get pregnant… I find her hot. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pregnant Emma Roberts on Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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