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Christina Hendricks Fucking on Camera of the Day

Here’s a clip of Christina Hendricks getting her fuck on in whatever it is she’s getting her fuck on in…. I like to think of this as an educational or instructional video on how to fuck a fat girl…like that time I got a DVD called the Art of Female Ejaculation…that wasn’t hot because the women demonstrating were the kind of women you’d expect to demonstrate that kind of thing back in the 90s…swinger amateurs in their 50s….I still have the DVD somewhere…. Either way, it’s like that…you still gotta jerk off to it, and it gives you a takeaway knowledge you can apply to your life fucking fat girls….just lay back and let her rock back and forth while you stare at her terrifyingly huge and amazing tits…. waiting to see if your vital organs give out on you from the weight….or that she doesn’t die on you…cuz it’ll be hard to get out and you’ll be forced to finish in her- making you a necrophiliac..and if you like being that Necrophiliac…you’ve just complicated the fuck out of your life… So here she is, rocking back and forth, lazy…because she’s not fit enough to try to bounce on your dick flat footed, but you appreciate the rocking back and forth, so long as your dick is being enough to get around the belly. It’s the she’s horny and wet from all that gravy she ate for lunch, and it feels like she peed on you, but it could just be her sweat…it’s alot of work to actually move…and it’s not a bang the fuck out kind of being ridden…more a leisurely walk kind of being ridden…and you know if you bust up in her…she may not get pregnant cuz she’s old..and because fat girls have irregular periods… The point of the story is that Christina Hendricks has huge tits…that are being kept in a bra to not bounce around aggressively and unattractively..and that is pretty unfortunate… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Christina Hendricks Fucking on Camera of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Friday Box Office: No Strings Attached Sleeps Its Way To The Top

Startin’ here, startin’ now, honey everything’s coming up Portman! While her terrifyingly bi-curious ballerina is still raking in the dough (and the awards), Natalie Portman enjoyed a number one opening, as No Strings Attached came out on top this Friday, bumping down the boys club of The Green Hornet and The Dilemma to numbers two and three, respectively. Your Friday box office is here.

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Yes! Pace of US economic decline eases

Just look at that sweet sweet graph. Glory. And the real money from the stimulus package hasn't even kicked in yet.

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