Natalie Portman busted out some ‘mommy moves’ a la Cardi B on ‘Saturday Night Live’ — and she delivered a killer Eleven from ‘Stranger Things’ impression, too.
I find it amazing that 35 year old mom of two or three Alessandra Ambrosio is still modeling, whenever I see her pics I think “she looks good for a 35 year old, but why the hell is she still getting paid to model”…it’s like throw in the panties bitch, we get it your fake tits are only 5 years old, but that doesn’t mean you’re that fresh girl, and we get it you still have a tight enough body, but that doesn’t mean your as tight as an 18 year old trying to get the jobs she’s got, it’s like force her to retire like they do in Switzerland, it’s like get out of her old timer, people don’t know or care who you are anymore, the youth shouldn’t at least and if they do…that’s a real fucking flaw…because there’s not much else to her….she’s not hosting TV like Tyra and Klum or other VS models who have transitioned like they Bruce Jenner…she’s still doing what she did, like she did, as she did, hoping no one notices she’s a fucking old timer…too old to be there…in a get the fuck out of her..situation… That said, this is one of her hotter shoots… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Kind Of Naked for Narcisse of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Apparently these are Natalie Portman’s mom of two Jewish Goddess that gives Jewish men hope that if they inherit enough money or become strong enough Lawyers, agents, hollywood execs, they will secure a Natalie Portman of their own, without having to make her convert….you know…iconic, beacon of hope, who cares… I don’t know what this is for, but she was in Star Wars, so does it really matter to hr fans, it doesn’t…they’ll watch her do anything.. The post Natalie Portman Possible Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Keri Russell always and forever Fleshbot Nadeea Volianova beach areola Taxi Driver Movie Kendall Jenner see-through top The Nip Slip Natalie Portman revealing dress Drunken Stepfather Fergie strategically nude (header image) Egotastic Elizabeth Elam big bare breasts Egotastic All Stars Fully naked body paint tigers Boobie Blog Heidi Montag pregnancy melons WWTDD … read more
Keri Russell always and forever Fleshbot Nadeea Volianova beach areola Taxi Driver Movie Kendall Jenner see-through top The Nip Slip Natalie Portman revealing dress Drunken Stepfather Fergie strategically nude (header image) Egotastic Elizabeth Elam big bare breasts Egotastic All Stars Fully naked body paint tigers Boobie Blog Heidi Montag pregnancy melons WWTDD … read more
After you’ve watched Anne Heche and Sandra Oh bash each other unconscious with hammers, wrenches, rocks, sticks, tires, and fists in Onur Tukel’s gonzo revenge comedy Catfight, it’s a relief to watch them plop down for brunch at a French-style cafe on the morning of their Los Angeles premiere and smile. In person, the two… Read more »
Here is former Ex TOWIE Star and gymnast Pascal Craymer or should I say “Pascal Creamer” showing off some major cleavage at some event. I didn’t know that Pascal was once a gymnast and now that I do, I have a balance beam that I would like her to try. It’s not very big and I’m sure she won’t fall off, but it will get the job done. Call me. Photos: WENN.com
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