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Kimberley Garner Is Still Leggy AF

I haven’t done a post on Kimberley Garner in forever. I bet she thinks I was starting to forget about her. But I never forget a former future ex-wife. Especially not one as leggy as this. Anyway, I’m glad to see that Kimberley’s still modeling, because I think it’s about time we got back together. And by that I mean, I start pressing the Little Tuna up against my computer screen and pretend they’re kissing. Hmm. I guess I’ll probably have to leave this Starbucks first.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Kind Of Naked for Narcisse of the Day

I find it amazing that 35 year old mom of two or three Alessandra Ambrosio is still modeling, whenever I see her pics I think “she looks good for a 35 year old, but why the hell is she still getting paid to model”…it’s like throw in the panties bitch, we get it your fake tits are only 5 years old, but that doesn’t mean you’re that fresh girl, and we get it you still have a tight enough body, but that doesn’t mean your as tight as an 18 year old trying to get the jobs she’s got, it’s like force her to retire like they do in Switzerland, it’s like get out of her old timer, people don’t know or care who you are anymore, the youth shouldn’t at least and if they do…that’s a real fucking flaw…because there’s not much else to her….she’s not hosting TV like Tyra and Klum or other VS models who have transitioned like they Bruce Jenner…she’s still doing what she did, like she did, as she did, hoping no one notices she’s a fucking old timer…too old to be there…in a get the fuck out of her..situation… That said, this is one of her hotter shoots… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Kind Of Naked for Narcisse of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Iggy Azalea Fat Ass in Short Tight Shorts of the Day

Iggy Azalea disgusts me, but that doesn’t mean I can’t buy into her self promoting, life changing, earth shattering, don’t matter tight shorts…that she wants people to talk about, because they are terrifying, and because she’s a bottom feeding talentless slag who needs all the help she can get to get an audience…whether it’s fake ass or not, she’s out there on the prowl for attention….and always has been – that’s why she exits – make noise, fuck the right people, use the media, cause controversy, pretend your a stripper have a disgusting ass, own that ass, target that ass to black men by Cultural appropriation…. Fake white, fake bitch, fake angle, fake raps, fake ass, fake Australian, fake shorts, fake hair, fake vagina, So fake, not sure if these pics even happened… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Iggy Azalea Fat Ass in Short Tight Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Magazine of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio’s hard nipples were brought out in a magazine, because she’s an old mom who’s tits have been sucked on by both potential employers and her babies she had being a good Catholic Brazilian..coupled with increased sensitivity from her fake tits… She’s still a model, still has a fit body, but is still boring to me. It’s that whole mom thing and overexposure from being in Victoria’s Secret that I hate….she’s like the McDonalds of models… Either way, These pics came out 4 days ago, I spent 4 days deciding whether to post them since I posted the paparazzi pics when they were shot a while ago and even those bored me…and who needs more Ambrosio really, a hard mom still modeling when she should retire nipples in a bathing suit is exciting to some – I guess…just not to me… Here’s her tits from her instagram yesterday….with the hashtag “forevervacation”….we get it you rich cunt. The post Alessandra Ambrosio in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kiera Weathers Boob Tit of the Day

Kiera Weathers is an X-Factor winner…or contestent…or finalist…I don’t fucking know, I don’t watch any of this shit, what I do know is that her tit fell out of her dress…and that’s better than any award, title, reality show, or performance that she’s ever been part of…because I like nipples…I like breasts…I like grabbing them, I like licking them, I even like cumming on them, but in my defence. I like cumming on all kinds of things…it’s like a dog pissing on a everything to mark my territory… Oh here’s a clip with hat cunt Rita Ora it seems trying to draw more attention to herself… But we can all agree.. the nipple, although dull, is still more interesting… Here’s one of my favorite Youtube Voices….with the most insanely written…and spoken…Celebrity News…I don’t know if this is english, or human, but it’s great.. I think we can all agree…this was done on purpose.. The post Kiera Weathers Boob Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Isabeli Fontana in Lingerie for Old Times of the Day

Isabeli Fontana is the old mom of a model who is still modeling lingerie…decades after she was hired by Victoria’s Secret at 15 or 16 to model their lingerie in their catalog…meaning the brand PAID A 15 or 16 YEAR OLD girl they imported from Brazil to get into her panties…like they were Jared from Subway…but it was before the internet really existed…or could ruin them…and the general public just let it fucking slide…and the photographer hired…was never charged as a sex offender…but I would advise against you shooing pics of a 15 or 16 year old in your basement in her Lingerie…even if you’re a Roman Polanksi in training…you’ll be treated less like the panty mall brand…and more like a fucking criminal you are…because the world is not fair when you are protected by billions of dollars and a Limited Liability Corporation…. So keep buying your panties from Victoria’s Secret…you hypocritical Jesus freaks fully absorbed in your mall brand… mall shopping habits…while Isabeli, hot even when old and a mom Isabeli…poses for some other brand… The post Isabeli Fontana in Lingerie for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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HOWARD STERN AND THE INTERNET

How Howard Stern Could Start an Internet Empire April 27, 2010 Jeff Jarvis Yesterday’s Howard Stern show appearance came because on This Week in Google, we’d made fun of Howard Stern for using Lotus Notes still and Howard’s geek guru, Jeff Schick of IBM, rose up in protest and invited me in to see how the show uses it. Start with Stern technology: Schick said they they digitize everything – every show, every bit of audio, every press clipping, even everything sent into the show. They scan all the fan mail. They scan dildoes. This adds up to 100 terabytes of data. That’s stored at Howard’s office in New York (outside Sirius) – which is in addition to the audio that’s stored, of course, at Sirius (and backed up in New Jersey), and in addition to the video archives. Howard’s own 100tb is backed up at Howard’s beach house. Howard’s office has a T1 and business-class cable and a direct link to Howard’s apartment, which also has business-class cable, like his beach house (which has CAT5 cable in every all and multiple wi-fi networks for Howard and guests). Serious shit. On air, I asked Howard whether all this means that fans will someday have access to it. He said yes. I don’t want to read too much into that but I keep hoping that if Stern leaves satellite, he’ll start an internet empire. I think the economics work: Stern has proven, thanks to his move to Sirius, that his fans, by the millions, will pay $12 a month to hear him. He can charge less online and make more because he’d own it entirely and his cost structure – technology, programming, marketing – would be far less than Sirius’. The technology isn’t quite there but it will be soon. We fans need to be able to listen to Stern in our cars in the morning. We need to able to listen to the internet. That is possible today. On the way to the show yesterday, I listened to it on my iPhone. (Shhhh. Don’t tell anyone in case Sirius or Apple cuts it off. But it’s legit; I pay for internet access and use my internet password to get access on the phone.) We can listen to shows we buy on our iPods (but it’s better live). I have no doubt the technology will arrive and soon – but soon enough for the end of Stern’s contract in December? We’ll see. By the way, I also got to see what they’re talking about on the Stern show when they say “Gary Preview Page 2, second column, bottom, in yellow….” It’s Prophet, the Sirius system for storing and playing all audio and at their consoles they go to a page and there are boxes in color; touch the box and it plays. Now as for Lotus: In their office, Jeff Schick and a colleague generously spent a few hours giving me a tour of what they can do. I’ll concede: It’s impressive. What impressed me is that IBM integrated the functions of the collaborative, social internet – email, Twitter, wikis, LinkedIn, Facebook, Facebook Connect, directories, blogs, calendars, Skype, bookmarks, tagging – in a way that I wish they would all interroperate: click on a name and get everything about them (contact, place, tags, bookmarks); pull together people in calls or calendars just by dragging them; see how people are sharing your documents; see how people are connected…. Only thing is, IBM had to essentially recreate the internet and all these functions to do that, both so they could integrate it all and so that it could operate behind corporate firewalls. We internet snobs make fun of that, but I understand why they do that. But as we talk about how our internet should operate – how open standards for identity, for example, should work – the irony is that we could look at the interlocked IBM platforms to see the promise of it. It’s closed, for a reason, but it shows what an open structure would look like if it operated on truly open standards. I wonder whether there’s an opportunity for IBM to offer these functions at a retail level. So thanks to Jeff Schick, I got to see Stern’s technology and IBM’s and get onto the show and so I’ll take back my snickers about Notes, most of them SOURCE: http://thefastertimes.com/mediaandtech/2010/04/27/how-howard-stern-could-start-an-internet-empire/

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From the Howardshrine Mailbag: Girls of the Wolfpac

Just giving you all the heads up about something, well awesome. You may remember this group that came on the show back when it was on radio called Wolfpac? The appearance was fucking hysterical, there is even a audio clip of it up on their web site at: clip here They had this huge fat guy getting naked for Robin, like 500 lbs, and they brought these two amazing girls that one of, Howard was totally gaga over! Her name was Carrie and she was just 18, a virgin from PA and smoking hot! I think Howard said she could possibly be “the hottest girl he has ever seen!” Because I’m a huge fan of the show, and of underground music I have kept a eye on Wolfpac, and I’m on their mailing list. Any case they now have a adult web site called girlsofwolfpac.com which they put up photos and videos of all the girls that dance for them, and appear in their porns and so on. So yesterday I get an email from them and apparently Carrie had shot ton of naked and naughty photo shoots while she was still modeling for the band and they have just released these photos on girlsofwolfpac.com ! I know I was also gaga over her so I just wanted to share this with you all! I got my membership today and boy was it worth it! She gets more than nude and apparently there are more sets yet to come! I could share the photos with you all, but frankly, I had to pay to see them, and I support these underground bands. Hell I even still buy CD’s and iTunes music as opposed to downloading and stealing from the artists. Its like supporting Howard on pay radio, its well worth it! Any case, if you remember the appearance, which was classic Stern, you will wanna check out girlsofwolfpac.com for yourself. Well worth the measly price!!!

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Stephanie Seymour Nipple on the Beach of the Day

I don’t like older women unless they are ex-supermodels…..or I guess hot…which happens really rarely but does happen sometimes because there are people who bounce back from having kids, or who never have kids and are vain enough to keep up appearances, but it is pretty fucking rare and easier to just want to bang 18-35 year olds…. That said, Stephanie Seymour, a chronic homewrecker and Guns and Roses wrecker, was one of the original Victoria’s Secret models back in 1990, before anyone knew who Victoria’s Secret was. She was also a SI Swimsuit model and now she’s still modeling her swimsuit, only instead of being her young hot self, she’s a mom of two….with a mom of two body that is better than most mom of two bodies but not quite where I like bodies to be…but the good news is she’s showing off nipple…. Pics via Fame

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